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should i do something about it or what?
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baleen
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Jan 9, 2015 22:21
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depends if you plan on turning it in to a handlebar or something else that would need a lot of length. This will eventually involve mustache setting cream type stuff and a lot of trouble. so unless you want to do that; then no, shave it or trim it with scissors.
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Jan 9, 2015 22:21
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KiddieGrinder posted:depends if you plan on turning it in to a handlebar or something else that would need a lot of length. This will eventually involve mustache setting cream type stuff and a lot of trouble. i should add it's part of a beard and unlikely to be transformed into insufferable hipster garbage
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Jan 9, 2015 22:22
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Only do something about it if it bothers you bud, when I get a lock in my doughnut cream I just chew it down. I cough up hairballs sometimes it's pretty funny.
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Jan 9, 2015 22:22
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just eat the parts that go into your mouth, it's a nice protein substitute for missing meat balls
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Jan 9, 2015 22:22
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Shave it you god damned hippy.
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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well the only bothersome part is that sometimes i get splashback onto my monitor when i take a hearty sip of lemon water.
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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Frog Act posted:i should add it's part of a beard and unlikely to be transformed into insufferable hipster garbage transformed?
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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a hole-y ghost posted:just eat the parts that go into your mouth, it's a nice protein substitute for missing meat balls i thought changing my name would be enough to escape this legacy
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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Frog Act posted:i should add it's part of a beard and unlikely to be transformed into insufferable hipster garbage in that case I think just a trim should suffice. Ideally the mustache hairs (when pressed against your lips) should stop from touching your bottom lip. if not, youre eating your mustache. of course thats my personal measuring method and opinion. 
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Jan 9, 2015 22:24
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I used to pick my rear end and smell my fingers when I was a teenager and had the same type of mustache. One time an old friend of mine said that he smelled poo poo and after checking out our shoes and the grass around us we couldn't find any dog poo poo around. It was strong enough for him to follow the poo poo stink to my face fur. I was so loving embarrassed. I couldn't smell the poo poo because I was used to it evidently.
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Jan 9, 2015 23:13
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Tony Homo posted:I used to pick my rear end and smell my fingers when I was a teenager and had the same type of mustache. One time a law friend of mine said that he smelled poo poo and after checking out shoes and the grass around us we couldn't find any dog poo poo around. It was strong enough to him so that he sniffed the air a and informed me that it was coming from my face fur. I was so loving embarrassed. I couldn't smell the poo poo because I was used to it evidently. the mustache is really tangential to this story isn't it
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Jan 9, 2015 23:13
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Break out your front teeth and eat mush for the rest of your miserable existence. The mustache will strain solids to aid digestion.
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Jan 9, 2015 23:58
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mine too, because I can't be hosed shaving with a normal razor. I want to get laser hair removal on my face so I can go back to looking like an old lesbian instead of some dickhead with a beard
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Jan 10, 2015 00:03
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Tony Homo posted:I used to pick my rear end and smell my fingers when I was a teenager and had the same type of mustache. One time an old friend of mine said that he smelled poo poo and after checking out our shoes and the grass around us we couldn't find any dog poo poo around. It was strong enough for him to follow the poo poo stink to my face fur. I was so loving embarrassed. I couldn't smell the poo poo because I was used to it evidently. same
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Jan 10, 2015 00:04
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have you considered fire, op?
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Jan 10, 2015 00:19
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Tony Homo posted:I used to pick my rear end and smell my fingers when I was a teenager and had the same type of mustache. One time an old friend of mine said that he smelled poo poo and after checking out our shoes and the grass around us we couldn't find any dog poo poo around. It was strong enough for him to follow the poo poo stink to my face fur. I was so loving embarrassed. I couldn't smell the poo poo because I was used to it evidently. This is positively vile
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Jan 10, 2015 00:24
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*Patent Pending*
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Jan 10, 2015 00:26
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Trim your gross facial pubes! Cripes! Don't forget the neckbeard some loving.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:28
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let it grow out. let it all grow out until you look like a deranged homeless person, and then become a deranged homeless person. post a trip report at the end, tia
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Jan 10, 2015 00:35
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Never anger the mustache. Speak kindly to the mustache. Learn to love the mustache. If there is strife, reconciliation with the mustache is usually the best option. Separation should only be considered If the mustache threatens you with violence.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:49
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same OP
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Jan 10, 2015 00:58
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:same OP The best part about that picture is that he obviously owns a razor. The only acceptable beards are on the homeless and lumberjacks.
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Jan 10, 2015 01:00
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:same OP yeah ok I had forgotten about this I'm going to buy some razors today fuckit
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Jan 10, 2015 01:09
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heress a plan idiot: cut youre moustache then CUT OUT all the posting your doing
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Jan 10, 2015 01:47
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you're basically giving your food a free mustache ride
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Jan 10, 2015 01:56
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i recently trimmed my moustache becuase some hairs were hanging over my top lip. feels weird up there now heh XD
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Jan 10, 2015 02:02
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:same OP ahh ive always found this picture more unnerving than goatse for some reason
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Jan 10, 2015 02:23
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veedubfreak posted:The only acceptable beards are on the homeless and lumberjacks. are you resentful because you can only grow a weak patchy beard?
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Jan 10, 2015 02:36
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Check out these anime peepers.
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Jan 10, 2015 02:43
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Frisky posted:ahh ive always found this picture more unnerving than goatse for some reason its in his mouth i can't grow facial hair but i don't think that's how you do it, call me crazy
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Jan 10, 2015 02:48
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Strengthen the hair to become tusks.
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Jan 10, 2015 02:51
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:same OP was going tos say, someone post the greasy moustache mouth man and someone did, thanks and i feel sick, thanks you
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Jan 10, 2015 03:23
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like i could eat something while staring at goatse and hav emany times but i dont think i could eat something while looking at that picture except may7be one lettuce leaf
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Jan 10, 2015 03:23
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trim your beard and mustache regularly op, get an electric beard trimmer and a pair of scissors and figure it out
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Jan 10, 2015 03:27
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lonesomedwarf posted:like i could eat something while staring at goatse and hav emany times but i dont think i could eat something while looking at that picture except may7be one lettuce leaf i think you could unwrap and eat room-temperature individual cheese slices while looking at that picture, before consuming a large spoonful of mayonnaise
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Jan 10, 2015 12:46
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are you sure its not just the pubes op
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i think you could unwrap and eat room-temperature individual cheese slices while looking at that picture, before consuming a large spoonful of mayonnaise i just threw up in my mouth this is not hyperbole, reading that post actually made my stomach churn a little bit of semidigested food back up my throat a piece of it went up my nasal cavity and i am frantically sniffling right now to make that feeling go away but it isn't and i'm pretty upset about it
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