California Friend Talk: God's Favorite State

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Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Why the gently caress should Texas be the only state to have a frinedtalk thread? We're twice as awesome as that red-state hellhole! This thread is dedicated for my fellow Californians and talking about how awesome it is to live in the best drat state in the nation.

...So how about that drought, huh?

EDIT:Will add CA goons later

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:09

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:43

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Well, I guess we really do have a blind gibbering idiot god, then.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:10

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Rando posted:

Well, I guess we really do have a blind gibbering idiot god, then.

Part-time

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:12

sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
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benny the snack and mr tastee get gay married on the golden gate bridge and its perfectly legal

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:12

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

sexy young infidel posted:

benny the snack and mr tastee get gay married on the golden gate bridge and its perfectly legal

Who's he?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:13

mmj: Dec 22, 2006; I've always been a bit confrontational

sexy young infidel posted:

benny the snack and mr tastee get gay married on the golden gate bridge and its perfectly legal

Yup, we're pretty awesome out here

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:15

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

So am I supposed to summon mr tastee then?

MR TASTEE-MR TASTEE-MR TASTEE

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:16

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Sadly, although I am a very liberal person, I find myself living in one of the reddest parts of the state. (And by red, I mean not only conservative, but reactionary, ignorant, braindead morons. Zombies would starve to death in this part of the state.)

But I do like the fact that, if I wanted to, I could go skiing and surfing in the same day.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:17

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

What if I was born in El Paso Texas and moved to Los Angeles when I was 5 years old? Which friend talk should I be associated with?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:18

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

genesplicer posted:

Sadly, although I am a very liberal person, I find myself living in one of the reddest parts of the state. (And by red, I mean not only conservative, but reactionary, ignorant, braindead morons. Zombies would starve to death in this part of the state.)

But I do like the fact that, if I wanted to, I could go skiing and surfing in the same day.

No other state could claim something like that, methinks

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:18

mmj: Dec 22, 2006; I've always been a bit confrontational

genesplicer posted:

Sadly, although I am a very liberal person, I find myself living in one of the reddest parts of the state. (And by red, I mean not only conservative, but reactionary, ignorant, braindead morons. Zombies would starve to death in this part of the state.)

But I do like the fact that, if I wanted to, I could go skiing and surfing in the same day.

So San Joaquin valley?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:18

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Personally I'm glad California is taking a stand and trying to send people to jail for recording music.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:19

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Tony Homo posted:

What if I was born in El Paso Texas and moved to Los Angeles when I was 5 years old? Which friend talk should I be associated with?

TEXAS SPY SPOTTED :siren:

Haha, seriously though, probably here if you're more used to CA than TX

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:20

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

mmj posted:

So San Joaquin valley?

Close. I live in the desert pass just east of the Inland Empire, just west of Palm Springs.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:21

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Any IE goons?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:21

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Tony Homo posted:

What if I was born in El Paso Texas and moved to Los Angeles when I was 5 years old? Which friend talk should I be associated with?

I was originally supposed to be born in Lubbuck, Texas. However, I'm old enough that doctors still thought that a pregnant woman should not travel, and I was born in Phoenix, instead. Still a place that puts the South in Southwest, but better than Lubbock.

I didn't move to California until I was 17. Dad was in the Air Force, so I lived in a lot of different places until we finally settled here.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:25

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Benny the Snake posted:

Any IE goons?

Right here! Far east IE, in the San Gorgonio pass.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:26

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

genesplicer posted:

Right here! Far east IE, in the San Gorgonio pass.

Neat!

I hail from Chino--no, not the prison

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:28

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I visited Anaheim once. I am qualified to speak as a Californian.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:28

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Gatts posted:

I visited Anaheim once. I am qualified to speak as a Californian.

Not if it was only Disneyland, you don't :colbert:

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:29

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

northern california isnt actually california imo

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:30

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Gatts posted:

I visited Anaheim once. I am qualified to speak as a Californian.

Home of the Southern Cali white trash.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:31

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

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California Goon here. Coachella Valley checking in!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:32

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:36

ellic: Apr 28, 2009; I never asked for this; Grimey Drawer

Friendly Texas poster here saying Howdy and good luck with y'alls thread.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:41

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

northern california isnt actually california imo

Everything north of Marin does kind of seem like it belongs in Oregon, it's true.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:44

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:45

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The Cubelodyte posted:

Everything north of Marin does kind of seem like it belongs in Oregon, it's true.

we provide the water necessary for your luxuriant lifestyles

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:46

killaer: Aug 4, 2007

I was surprised how many megachurches there were when I visited California last week.

Also tried to go Angeles National Forest or whatever. But there was no forest only hills wtf!!!

What is Northern California like? I've only been towards the south. I wanted to go see the Redwood forest stuff but apparently it was a 10 hour drive so gently caress that

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:46

Bizarro Watt: May 30, 2010; My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

killaer posted:

I was surprised how many megachurches there were when I visited California last week.

Also tried to go Angeles National Forest or whatever. But there was no forest only hills wtf!!!

What is Northern California like? I've only been towards the south. I wanted to go see the Redwood forest stuff but apparently it was a 10 hour drive so gently caress that

Not as many people, still quite arid. But redwood country really is an incredible place to be.

Born and raised in northern California. I'm in Texas for the time being, though.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:51

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

if god loves us so much then how come we in a drought?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:54

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

PixieDreamGirl posted:

if god loves us so much then how come we in a drought?

it rained last week for about six minutes at 2 in the morning

all of fruit now is all goofy looking because of the drought. go to the market and look at all the tiny, freak fruit.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:59

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bensnotacat posted:

hrrmm

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:09

Sipher: Jan 14, 2008; Cryptic

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

southern california isnt actually california imo

ftfy.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:13

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Sipher posted:

ftfy.

california is about sprawling concrete hell cities, traffic, smog and mexicans

gently caress ur wines

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:16

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Sipher posted:

ftfy.

all those cool songs about California where they say "hellla" a lot and whine about water

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:17

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

"im hella pissed that they wont give us water to grow alfalfa sprouts"

-northern california guy

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:18

Bizarro Watt: May 30, 2010; My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

I think any reasonable individual hates Southern California.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:19

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Bizarro Watt posted:

I think any reasonable individual hates Southern California.

i wouldnt describe myself as reasonable or individual

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:43

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

There's been a couple California threads but they all tend to die since we don't live in terrible states and there's lots to do besides sit around on the internet.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:20

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