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"Once this timer reaches zero, the entire Earth will be destroyed!"-a man referring to metaphorical destruction that accompanies the creation of a new understanding. He is a Buddhist and the timer is counting down until his next prayer session. "There is no antidote"-a teacher explaining there is no antidote to a poison asked about in class. It is a poison control class so such a question is not out of place. "Time to dye" -a tailor dying clothes.
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"Welcome to my basement of horrors" -man joking around with his friend who he invited down to his messy basement. "I'm raping you right now and I will never face any legal consequences" -Male Lion to female lion who he's raping (translated from Lion language). "You will spend eternity in Hell for your sins!" -Right-wing Evangelist speaking to the general homosexual population through his TV show. "You'll pay for that!" -Cashier yelling across store at teen who just broke a bottle of Snapple.
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"We're all out of options" -salesperson to man who has purchased every available option for his new car. "We need a final solution" -a mathematician referring to a particularly difficult equation. "You're gonna get it after school, punk!" -A kid talking to his punk rocker friend. He will return the punk rocker's action figure after school. "Spiders everywhere!" -guy at Spider Convention
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"You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker" -Image macro featuring a bunch of pissed-off penguins. "There's nothing you can do to save him" -Friend introducing you to the roguelike genre. "I hunger for flesh!" -Autistic person excited about eating a hamburger.
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