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this is it. This is your chance to shine and finally impress your boss. what do you say?
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fleshlights sticky taped under every office desk so we can have fun while we work
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Jan 10, 2015 00:41
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It's free real estate.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:42
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Here's the 10,000ft view.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:42
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krampster2 posted:fleshlights sticky taped under every office desk so we can have fun while we work "I've got a secretary for that" ~~~ YOUR BOSS
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Jan 10, 2015 00:43
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They key is lateral integration.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:43
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I'll make the website.
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moms spaghetti
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Jan 10, 2015 00:44
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I'm going to rent limousines with no tags while playing 50 Cent.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:44
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well, uh..millennials and....uh..social media
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Jan 10, 2015 00:47
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I'm the "ideas person", so everyone else come up with the implementation please
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Jan 10, 2015 00:47
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I think we need to gain traction, look to the future, utilise broad networking and messaging while increasing our positive action plans for coming up with more bullshit superfluous office terms
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Jan 10, 2015 00:48
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*vomits*
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You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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Jan 10, 2015 00:49
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The Cloud? Vapor. Our future is in Big Data.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AVG8odajpA
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I, uh, well, I'd like to propose that...*sweats profusely* uh, I'm sorry... *faaaaaaaaaaart*
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"lets charge people 10bux to register on our website"
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*can't find a goddamn dry erase marker that works*
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The Cubelodyte posted:*can't find a goddamn dry erase marker that works*
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can someone please get a PO for more dry erase markers up in this bitch
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The Cubelodyte posted:*can't find a goddamn dry erase marker that works* *accidentally uses highlighter on dry erase board*
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...and by putting these plans into action not only will we cut expenses by 25% for the next five years we will see productivity increase by at least 15%. Thank you. Then the dream ends and I wake up on the toilet at work.
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Sorry, I don't know what's going on with this projector, I have the right adapter-- can you just come and look at my laptop? If I turn it to face you?
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Hey boss got a plan, let's cut your wages by 50% and it will cut our expenses by like 30% because you earn way too much about that you son of a bitch?
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ya think ya bettah than ME?!
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*attempts confirmation with IT guy on speakerphone, awkwardly waiting for a response that won't come* Right, Doug?
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Words. Words. Words.
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finally: a web browser by latinas for latinas
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We have to maximize our ROI by buying 60,000 copies (12 per employee for maximum efficiency) of this business help book, which explains its principles with the easy to remember acronym FILLMYASS: F is for Fulfillment. All employees must enjoy every second of their job. I is for Internal. The enjoyment must come from within, a thick pulsating mass of motivation. the two Ls are for Little Lucky, because you got this wonderful opportunity for free, so make the most of it M is for Money. Scratch free, you're getting paid for this! Great lifetime opportunity, let it motivate you to drive it home. Y is for Ya ya ya, what all employees should scream as they get pumped. A is for Ascent. Climb to the very peak of your performance. S is for Success. Blow your load in a grand finale of financial creativity! The last S is for Sorry I gave you an STD, which is a metaphor for how not all work is free of risks. With these tricks under our belt we're sure to plow the competition and ultimately come on top.
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*Fumes while slackjawed idiots occupying the conference room ignore the fact their meeting ended 10 minutes ago, and I've got the loving room reserved Dave; you're just being a dick at this point*
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:finally: a web browser by latinas for latinas the fastest growing demographic, yeah we need to get in this market
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disposable cars
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Everyone, I present to you: Intwonet...the sequel, to the internet.
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Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide- guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I put an LED light guys LED light I put an LED light guys listen here I put an LED light... in my big toe. So I can always see where I'm stepping.
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ladies and gentleman... behold! *squints* *loudly shits in his very expensive suit*
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let's exploit feminism and make crazy cash from it
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krampster2 posted:let's exploit feminism and make crazy cash from it ok, our lawyers looked into this and Lena dunham actually has all the copyrights
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It's like a shower rod, but really strong, and you hang plants from it, and the watering spouts are drip dispensers built right into the rod. Just extend, rotate, and connect a garden hose. Great for apartments or non-permanent fixtures. Any questions?
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hotel for dogs
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