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the penis is at the top and the balls at the bottom, but i did not ren der these as it is not imporatnt. the commas represent lumps or bumps, but i may refine this
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quote:Thomas Claudius • 8 minutes ago
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:snypa:
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:33 |
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:page3snipre:
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:34 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i like to feel the lumps sorry about your cancer
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:34 |
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cant admit he drank the pee.txt
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:34 |
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why is it never yellow then. it might not be common piss but a top shelf special reserve sex piss
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:34 |
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I'm the lab intern with full hazmat gear and a little cup
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:35 |
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Between this and the sudden explosion in marketing for pads and poo poo designed for 'leakage' I can only assume women are just constantly pissing. Orgasm? Piss. Laugh? Piss. Sneeze? Piss. Cough? Piss. Tap the brakes to hard? Piss. Eat a delicious home-cooked meal? Piss. I bet menstruation is really just piss dyed by hormones.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:35 |
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Orkin Mang posted:why is it never yellow then if its yellow yo bitch need some water
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:36 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:I bet menstruation is really just piss dyed by hormones. piss doesn't taste like ravioli, chum
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:38 |
katlington posted:loving owned morans
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:40 |
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whats the big deal... i cant actually ejaculate so i only gently caress when i have to piss and i pretend
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:41 |
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Does this mean watersports are illegal in England too?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:44 |
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england as a whole would be much better off if any type of reproductive act was made illegal
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:51 |
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If you really care so much you are a bitchboi, love getting that squirt all over my crotch.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:59 |
JebanyPedal posted:If you really care so much you are a bitchboi, love getting that squirt all over my crotch.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:00 |
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*Spends months meticulously sampling test tubes of piss* EUREKA!
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:01 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i think the reason for caring is that some women play it up like it's a special skill or some poo poo, whereas in actuality every human on earf pisses. most of us are just potty trained loving owned those bitches, nice
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:01 |
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Some girls pee when they strain really hard whether it's crossfit or orgasm i was privy to this knowledge ever since banging chicks and they only time they said they felt like they were gonna squirt was when we hosed and htey had to pee
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:02 |
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article says the squirt has creatine, so that's where they harvested my tub of creatine from. that's hot
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Free Cheese posted:*Spends months meticulously sampling test tubes of piss* they should do a follow-up study wherein they test women who claim to be "squirters" to see if they squirt more frequently when having sex at some location other than their own home. dollars-to-donuts they "squirt" more often when they're not the ones who subsequently have to clean up. (ie, they can control it...the pissing...b/c that is what theyre doing - pissing themselves)
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:03 |
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I bet all the scientists were men.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:03 |
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lol if you let a girl piss all over your good duvet
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:04 |
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Ramsus posted:Some girls pee when they strain really hard whether it's crossfit or orgasm dont forget they can also pee when they laugh too hard basically women are pissmachines but the machine gets overloaded constantly so they have to vent some of the excess in whatever way possible the magic of science and understanding.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:05 |
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how the gently caress did this take so long to prove?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:06 |
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open container posted:how the gently caress did this take so long to prove? had to find willing sex partners for the scientists
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:06 |
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girls shouldn't squirt anything, that's my opinion
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:07 |
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Orkin Mang posted:your dick is broken nah he right it happen. it's because the muscles in yuor taint stat stop the pee when u have a boner don't fully relax for a while, so u can get a little bit of pee is sloshing around in the pipe down there on something if u ty to pee too soon. it can make ur dick hurt but i dunno how. magic i guess
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:07 |
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*goes to french government to request funds* well umm... you see, err... just need a-about 2million ah euros yeah... Oh for what? uhhhh, w-well it's complicated but ah yeah um just testing lady squirt?? That cool?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:07 |
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cams posted:the worst is when you cum then somethin gets jammed up in the pipes and it feels like you gotta pee for two hours but you can't Im p sure that happens if you take a piss break before you actually orgasm, then come back to sex and complete orgasm I think its pee getting sucked back into the jizz pipes or something and causing irriation
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:08 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:Im p sure that happens if you take a piss break before you actually orgasm, then come back to sex and complete orgasm probably happens when i'm all hard and good to go, then go to take a piss, then come back and pound my dick to orgasm next time i'll just hold it thx
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:09 |
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open container posted:how the gently caress did this take so long to prove? has probably been proven many times before they just need to make extra sure this is very important work
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:09 |
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Women are really sexy, study proves. Helping women pee their own drat beds, as adults, is one of the finer things in life
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:10 |
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hot
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krampster2 posted:article says the squirt has creatine, so that's where they harvested my tub of creatine from. that's hot Shiiiiit son lemme sip on that squirt get that extra rep on my bench.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:11 |
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The weird part is that people care at all what it is. Sex is wet, sticky, and fun.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:14 |
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study concludes women are gross, world proclaims no poo poo
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i just wrote this to say it not piss it squart
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