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s he peein!
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ive never seen this happen irl
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Jan 10, 2015 04:29
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Give Pat a Job posted:The real challenge is to see how many separate streams you get when you actually do pee. I've maxed out at 4.  Robo Reagan posted:Got 3 the other day and was pretty impressed with myself until i realized my piss was getting everywhere This is me in the morning. Usually gets all over my PJ's 
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Jan 10, 2015 04:38
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so this means i have hosed ladies so hard they pee'd themselves 
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Jan 10, 2015 04:40
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krampster2 posted:I wish I was a scientist so I could use government funds to pay women to come in and have orgasms in my laboratory under the guise of advancing the human race
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Jan 10, 2015 04:42
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Wamdoodle posted:This is me in the morning. Usually gets all over my PJ's i couldnt get it to stop so i had to either stop and mess w/ my dickhole in the middle of a ferocious piss or sit down and the second i sat down my body went in to making GBS threads mode even tho i didnt have to is that why women take forever in the bathroom do their bodies go in to shitmode and have to decide if it's real or a false alarm
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Jan 10, 2015 04:43
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Percelus posted:so this means i have hosed ladies so hard they pee'd themselves in your dreams yeah
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Jan 10, 2015 04:45
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Dr sexy
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Jan 10, 2015 04:48
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awesome news. piss is great
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Jan 10, 2015 04:52
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piss in my mouf
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Jan 10, 2015 04:55
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Robo Reagan posted:i couldnt get it to stop so i had to either stop and mess w/ my dickhole in the middle of a ferocious piss or sit down and the second i sat down my body went in to making GBS threads mode even tho i didnt have to A lose/lose situation friend. Plugging that mighty 4 way stream sounds painful and messy though. Might as well go whole hog and spin around to coat as much of the bathroom as you can. Only do this in someone else's bathroom though.
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Jan 10, 2015 04:58
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wow like 80% of duders in this thread have made their womens squart. this is an incredible stat. sexual trexes up in here
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Jan 10, 2015 05:02
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i never made bae squirt but she did flail like a retard while saying ridiculously embarrassing poo poo im kind of a big deal
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Jan 10, 2015 05:04
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pussy squirt taste like victory. victory and pee
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Jan 10, 2015 05:05
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*squart
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Jan 10, 2015 05:05
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want to be reincarnated as a juicy squart
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Jan 10, 2015 05:15
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u know a womans orgasiming when she starts doing the worm
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Jan 10, 2015 05:18
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I made some chick squirt years ago and she got super embarrassed I was too drunk to notice tho
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Jan 10, 2015 05:18
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squirting in porn is all piss though
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Jan 10, 2015 05:21
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JebanyPedal posted:Shiiiiit son lemme sip on that squirt get that extra rep on my bench. here ya go bro 
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Jan 10, 2015 05:24
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lol these doctors took a bunch of women into their "study chamber" and then just fucke dthe poo poo out of them and then wrote about it high fives all arodn dudes, this is like when victorian doctors in england would gently caress your wife to cure her hysteria, they got that pussy game cornered
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Jan 10, 2015 05:30
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Grant DaNasty posted:here ya go bro Woooa. WOoooa. Oh gently caress BOY!!! Sippin on this SQUIRT!!
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Jan 10, 2015 05:31
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various cheeses posted:I made some chick squirt years ago and she got super embarrassed I once made a girlfriend squirt too, man. And by that I mean I got woken up by her slapping me in the middle of the night and whispering (Why she was whispering I have no idea, it's not like the cat or the dog understood) that she'd pissed the bed. She was completely sober too.
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Jan 10, 2015 05:45
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Cthulu Carl posted:I once made a girlfriend squirt too, man. Same except i was peeing on her in my sleep I was not sober
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Jan 10, 2015 06:15
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Zazi posted:thanks science wayto prove something that was already really loving obvious
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Jan 10, 2015 06:18
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if you drink a bunch of water until your p is clear then scoot your butt upside down on a wall you can experience the majic of "squiting" without involving a second party
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Jan 10, 2015 06:31
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Jan 10, 2015 06:40
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i know everyone here thinks this is hilarious but i'm gonna have to call fake and gay on it sorry
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Jan 10, 2015 06:43
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krampster2 posted:i know everyone here thinks this is hilarious but i'm gonna have to call fake and gay on it sorry Now wait a second you bigot. Don't use "fake" as a pejorative. The world is made of many types of lie.
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Jan 10, 2015 06:57
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squirtman is real. he is real.
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Jan 10, 2015 06:58
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he looks like he just got done getting squarted on
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Jan 10, 2015 07:17
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Cubone posted:those bitches
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Jan 10, 2015 07:18
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I seem to remember a porn scene where a dude let loose with a stream as a joke, and it was quite clear he was peeing. I think it was Peter North on Cythera's face?
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Jan 10, 2015 07:25
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it's pee
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Jan 10, 2015 07:31
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did they do a control group where they plugged all the girls urethras up?
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Jan 10, 2015 07:37
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Anybody posted that Squirt Pillow video yet?
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Jan 10, 2015 07:40
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The squirtruthers will never accept this as fact. It's only a matter of time before they kickstart a hip documentary film full of anecdotal testimonials about people who smelled their sopping wet bedsheets and they didn't smell like pee.
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Jan 10, 2015 08:10
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Cuntpunch posted:The squirtruthers will never accept this as fact. It's only a matter of time before they kickstart a hip documentary film full of anecdotal testimonials about people who smelled their sopping wet bedsheets and they didn't smell like pee. if they drank enough water that they just peed water then it may not smell like pee and the squirter had a whole extra lot to squirt.
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Jan 10, 2015 08:12
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This is one of the funniest things that has ever been.
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Rando posted:This is one of the funniest things that has ever been. no that is the gif of that goons bifurcated penis
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