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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
obviously, women have so little control over their bodies and emotions that it's hardly surprising that they can't keep themselves from wetting the bed just because someone went down on them

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Give Pat a Job posted:

The real challenge is to see how many separate streams you get when you actually do pee. I've maxed out at 4.

Got 3 the other day and was pretty impressed with myself until i realized my piss was getting everywhere

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
england as a whole would be much better off if any type of reproductive act was made illegal

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ramsus posted:

Some girls pee when they strain really hard whether it's crossfit or orgasm

i was privy to this knowledge ever since banging chicks and they only time they said they felt like they were gonna squirt was when we hosed and htey had to pee

dont forget they can also pee when they laugh too hard

basically women are pissmachines but the machine gets overloaded constantly so they have to vent some of the excess in whatever way possible

the magic of science and understanding.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

open container posted:

how the gently caress did this take so long to prove?

had to find willing sex partners for the scientists

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wamdoodle posted:

This is me in the morning. Usually gets all over my PJ's :sigh:

i couldnt get it to stop so i had to either stop and mess w/ my dickhole in the middle of a ferocious piss or sit down and the second i sat down my body went in to making GBS threads mode even tho i didnt have to

is that why women take forever in the bathroom do their bodies go in to shitmode and have to decide if it's real or a false alarm

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rex Deckard posted:

I seem to remember a porn scene where a dude let loose with a stream as a joke, and it was quite clear he was peeing.

I think it was Peter North on Cythera's face?

lol like you're not 100% sure of the names and the exact scene

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

nomadologique posted:

there's nothing wrong with drinking piss but it could be a bit of a shock to find out you've been doing it for years while thinking you'd never be into pee stuff

im thinking people are going through the stages of grief with the whole denial and eventual anger but maybe one day they can come to accept the fact that what they thought was their lady friend's love juice was actually a hot blast of piss

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
same

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