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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Extremely irritated about this. I pride myself on never crying. I haven't cried since the second-to-last scene of The Last Samurai in theaters and then the last scene came and made me regret that. However I find I can't help but tear up and usually shed one or two drops after plucking out an errant nosehair with my nails, though really it doesn't hurt all that much, I mean, not as far as my pain sensing is calibrated. Can I get any tips or helpful advice to do away with this involuntary tear duct action?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it's ok to cry, op

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
My trimmer has a nose hair attachment. I don't use it though I just yank them out because I'm hard as gently caress

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


your thread just had 1 reply and 0 views. how is that possible

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If you reply it doesn't count as a view

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Tiny Lowtax posted:

your thread just had 1 reply and 0 views. how is that possible

Forums user Teayches got unpersoned

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


mookface posted:

If you reply it doesn't count as a view

this seems legit. it just had 3 replies and 0 views.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


but now i can't test it anymore becuase some other idiots looked at the thread and got the numbers all messed up.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Nothing....? Nothing.....?

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Worse than nothing. The OP is clearly full of lies.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


what are you expecting? this isn't a very good thread.

Buy an electric nose hair trimmer.

Or stop being a beta.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Iamblikhos posted:

Worse than nothing. The OP is clearly full of lies.




!?!?!?

every word in the op is the truth!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

im gonna piss in your eyes then it will look like you cried yellow tears

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just let them grow out as a sign to others of your age and wisdom. Unless you're a woman then gross.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Cut your nose off. Problem solved

Cut your dick off while your at it, get rid of that annoying "having to pee" problem

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
op when you say the final scene of the last samurai, do you mean when he finally meets the emperor and he sounds really goofy like over the top japanese? cause i cried a little bit at that part too, OP.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Tears are an important release.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Just practice, op. Just practice. Trust me

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
please up your nose hair plucking game, OP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Leave em in, if your lover wont suck on them you need to sever asap.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Usually it just makes me sneeze

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Its always sad to lose a few friends.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

be a man and pull them out with your little finger and thumb without spilling tears you pussy

edit: you said you did it with your nails, manhood still on trial, but you have circumstantial evidence in your favor

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
You are plucking them out too slowly. It has to be one very quick motion. Grip it tight, and make a speedy pull. You may not even feel it then!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

You are plucking them out too slowly. It has to be one very quick motion. Grip it tight, and make a speedy pull. You may not even feel it then!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
OP you must be without fear, once you are without fear, all things are possible

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SHARTING BEAR posted:

be a man and pull them out with your little finger and thumb without spilling tears you pussy

edit: you said you did it with your nails, manhood still on trial, but you have circumstantial evidence in your favor
if you can do this you either have really long nose hairs or huge nostrils imo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

if you can do this you either have really long nose hairs or huge nostrils imo

sorry about your weird tiny nose

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

The Mad Archivist posted:

sorry about your weird tiny nose

he has thick sausage fingers :ssh:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Harime Nui posted:

he has thick sausage fingers :ssh:

6 : half dozen

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Nose hairs will grow back thicker than before

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Gaunab posted:

Nose hairs will grow back thicker than before

Oh. OHHH.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Gaunab posted:

Nose hairs will grow back thicker than before

stupid lie based on pseudoscience

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

TEAYCHES posted:

stupid lie based on pseudoscience

Thank God ! !

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

TEAYCHES posted:

stupid lie based on pseudoscience

Really? have you plucked your nose hairs?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

Nose hairs will grow back thicker than before

nuh-uh...

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Gaunab posted:

Really? have you plucked your nose hairs?

i do now after a gbs thread. i got some tweezerman tweezers and now i pluck them out and cry and i do it like strong man

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

once you can pluck noseheairs without crying, you will know you are a real man

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
buy an electric nosehair trimmer they're awesome and they're like $10

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Aesop Poprock posted:

buy an electric nosehair trimmer they're awesome and they're like $10

My greatest fear would be to get one and it jams as I'm trimming. It'll make that *BZZZRRTT!* sound and smell like burnt (nose) hair. Then instead of neatly trimming my errant nose bush, it will tear out my entire forest of nose hairs.

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