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Tasty_Crayon posted:SO KIND OF YOU TO NOTICE! A DOG IS A METICULOUS GROOMER BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE LONGS FOR A STYLE OF A MORE CURRANT FASHION! THUS A DOG MAY LAY ON HIS BACK ANG WIGGLE OUT OF THE OLD FUZZ LIKE A MILLENNIAL OUT OF SKINNY JEANS! Is the dog all shiny and pretty after de-fuzzing, like snakes are? Also, what kind of dog is the one with the pink torso? Very pretty!
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OLD CLOTHES READY FOR GOODWILL OR MAYBE A SAD NAKED DOG IN AFRICA
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Eifert Posting posted:That looks kinda cool let me goo-HOLY poo poo. Why, why would you do that? (also, many neat looking dogs in that video) And of course, this was in the recommendeds after that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5hSH84XgM. It dances right on that graceful/loving creepy line. What say you, Crayon? Was this good human-dog bonding time?
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Wow, old world dogs are truly expert breeds. That, uh, husky does have a very stylish coat.
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ApathyGirl posted:Why, why would you do that? A VERY RESPECTFUL PERSON WITH HIS DOG BUT ALSO KIND OF BALLSY CAUSE DOG LOOKS IMPATIENT NEAR THE END. MANY GENTLE TOUCHES. NOT LIKE THOSE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POSE WITH US ON THEIR FACES, WE ARE NOT PROPS YOU ASSHOLES catamar posted:How many puppies are in the average litter of Dogs? OH ONLY A FEW THOUSAND AT THE MOST. catamar posted:Do dogs actually enjoy dog parks, or are they really for dog owners? WE DOGS ARE SUCH HOMEBODIES! WE MOSTLY ONLY LEAVE WHEN WE HAVE REACHED MATURITY AND WANDER AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME STRANGE. I GUESS YOU COULD INTRODUCE YOUR DOGS TO SEE IF THEY HIT IT OFF BUT IF THE MALE DOG IS A PUA HE WILL PROBABLY GET EATEN. Velvet Sparrow posted:Is the dog all shiny and pretty after de-fuzzing, like snakes are? Also, what kind of dog is the one with the pink torso? Very pretty! OH SUCH LUSTROUS BEAUTY AND IRIDESCENCE! ONE MAY EVEN CHANGE COLORS COMPLETELY! AND IF YOU LIKE TO FLICK YOUR DEFENSIVE HAIRS AT PEOPLE A LOT, FEAR NOT FOR YOUR BALD BEHIND! THE HAIRS COME BACK WITH THE NEXT HOT NEW LOOK. THE PRETTY PINK DOG IS A COMMON CHILDHOOD PET, THE G
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The 1955 blockbuster "Tarantula" is said to have set dog rights back several decades,do you feel this is true and what is your stance on giant killer dogs.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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When you're purchasing a new dog what should you look for in appearance. In detail. Also are you aware that in Thailand they deep fry and skewer dogs? What do you think about this practice?
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What kind of dog is the orange and blue advanced dog? It looks pissseddd.
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What do you think of toy dogs? 
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TINY DOGS ARE BOTH CUTE AND DELICIOUS!
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Eifert Posting posted:When you're purchasing a new dog what should you look for in appearance. THERE ARE MANy THINGS TO LOOK FOR! INTEGRITY OF EXOSKELETON. IS DOG BALD ON REAR? IF SO SOMEONE HAS BEEN BULLYING IT. gently caress SUCH A DUDE IN THE RHETORICAL SENSE. DOES THE DOGS FRONT LEGS HAVE PRONOUNCED DEWCLAW? THEN IT IS A MALE DOG UNLIKELY TO SURVIVE ITS NEXT MOLT. ADOPT ONLY IF YOU ARE A BLEEDING HEART SHITBULL MOM OR WANT IT FOR STUD. IF BUYING YOUR DOG ONLINE BE WARY OF THE VENDORS REPUTATION! THEY MAY SELL WILD CAUGHT DOGS (SO RUDE) OR PACK THEM SLOPPILY FOR SHIPPING. SUCH A HEARTBREAK TO OPEN BOX FULL OF PUPPIES TO FIND THEM ALL DEAD  ALSO REMEMBER ALL DOG BREEDERS ARE ALSO IN AMERICA WE ALSO EAT OF THE DOG ONLY YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE SAID DOG IS COMMITTING HARIKARI WITH YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU SLEEP. FORTY A YEAR. CRAZY RIGHT? Tasty_Crayon fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Pinball posted:What kind of dog is the orange and blue advanced dog? It looks pissseddd. THAT IS ODB THE OBT. HE IS DOWN WITH OPP.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:ALSO IN AMERICA WE ALSO EAT OF THE DOG ONLY YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE SAID DOG IS COMMITTING HARIKARI WITH YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU SLEEP. FORTY A YEAR. CRAZY RIGHT? 
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Octolady posted:How many dogs do you own? I CURRENTLY SHARE A HIGH RISE WITH TWELVE OTHER DOGS. THERE WERE MORE BUT SOMETIMES THE CRICKET EATS YOU NA'MEAN?  THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN COMMUNE 
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I am interested in a guard dog. What dog has the most fight in them?
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Pile of Kittens posted:Can a dog help a person with disabilities? I'm sure that they are always willing to lend a hand.
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Please enjoy this 2014 Best in Show dog:
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Eifert Posting posted:I am interested in a guard dog. What dog has the most fight in them? TO SELECT A BREED BASED ON AGGRESSIVE TEMPERAMENT IS UNWISE AND MAY RESULT IN A TOTAL rear end in a top hat DOG THAT CHEWS THROUGH ITS ENCLOSURE. IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT THE MERE PRESENCE OF A DOG IN THE HOUSE WILL DETER ALL BUT THE MOST PERSISTENT CRIMINALS! UPON ENTERING OUR DOMICILE AND SEEING THE MANY VIGILANT DOG MOST BURGLARS SCREAM AND RUN FOR SOME REASON. I PERSONALLY BLAME THE MOVIE CUJO. BERGfu posted:Which dog is good for traveling with? NO NEED TO TAKE YOUR DOG WITH YOU, YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON THE DOGS YOU FIND IN YOUR TRAVELS. TO LOOK UNDER A BED OR BEHIND A CURTAIN IS TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND! THERE ARE DOGS EVERYWHERE! ALWAYS. Pile of Kittens posted:Can a dog help a person with disabilities? DOGS ARE SO GOOD AT LIFTING SPIRITS. A PERSONS DEPRESSION WILL EVAPORATE WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE JOVIAL BOOTSTRAPPING PATIENCE OF MANS BEST FRIEND. FOR EXAMPLE:  ApathyGirl posted:Please enjoy this 2014 Best in Show dog: SOMEDAY THIS PUPPY WILL SPORT SUCH A FINE VISAGE, BUT FOR NOW TASTY_CRAYON MUST SHOW PATIENCE. 
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Given that dogs are man's best friend, how do we reach out to convince naysayers such as "cat people" to really show them that dogs are our boon companions?
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AN EXCELLENT QUESTION! WHILE TASTY CRAYON THINKS WE ALL OF US ARE ADORABLE, WHEN GUESTS ARE OVER SHE STARTS BY INTRODUCING THEM TO THE CUTEST AND FLUFFIEST DOGS! THEN SHE MOVES ON TO THE MORE COLORFUL OF US FOR TO GET SOME OOOHS AND AAHHHS. ONLY THEN DOES SHE MOVE ONTO THOSE OF US WHO STRIKE A MORE NOBLE AND DOMINANT POSTURE. IF THE GUEST SEEMS RECEPTIVE SHE WILL EVEN LET THEM FEED US, THOUGH A DISPROPORTIONATE NUMBER TURN GREEN AND DECLINE ALSO SOMETIMES SHE EASES A PERSON INTO IT BY WAITING A HALF HOUR OR SO AND THEN INFORMING THEM THAT THEY HAD BEEN IN A ROOM FULL OF DOGS THE WHOLE TIME. I INTERPRET THE LOUD NOISES AS SOUNDS OF EXCITEMENT THOUGH HUMAN BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT MY FORTE
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The look on someone's face when they realize what's in the Tupperware: loving priceless. It's even better when I get to do something like pull a snake out from under the bed or a gecko jumps onto the glass close to their face. Of course, dogs are much cuter and fuzzier than those gross herps
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Mocking Bird posted:The look on someone's face when they realize what's in the Tupperware: loving priceless. IN THEIR DEFENSE, IT IS HARD TO NOTICE TUPPERWARE WITH ALL THESE loving MICE RUNNING AROUND      
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Tasty_Crayon posted:IN THEIR DEFENSE, IT IS HARD TO NOTICE TUPPERWARE WITH ALL THESE loving MICE RUNNING AROUND That's not a mouse. That's a skeksi.
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Eifert Posting posted:Is the mouse eating dog a common pet dog? You can purchase them, yes. Supposedly they are absolute bastards though.
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quote:SOMEDAY THIS PUPPY WILL SPORT SUCH A FINE VISAGE, BUT FOR NOW TASTY_CRAYON MUST SHOW PATIENCE.
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I read up on this thread and I'm leaning towards adopting a puppy... not sure where to start looking, though, or how young they are sold.
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Eifert Posting posted:Is the mouse eating dog a common pet dog? THERE IS MUCH DEBATE ON WHETHER FEEDING VERTEBRATES TO YOUR DOG HARMS THEM. IN THE LONG RUN IT IS EASIEST TO NOT HAVE TO CLEAN UP LIQUIFIED ROTTING MOUSE CORPSE FROM YOUR TERRITORIAL POOCH'S TUNNEL. ALSO LIVE FEEDING SOMETHING THAT HAS A VERTEBRATES CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN IS A REAL DICK MOVE. AcetylCoA! posted:How long will it take for the puppy to mature? How long do dogs live? What do dogs think of Charlotte's Web? HOW QUICKLY YOUR PUPPY GROWS DEPENDS ON HIS BREED! SOME MATURE FASTER THAN OTHERS. A FEMALE DOG MAY LIVE VERY LONG, EVEN UP TO 20 YEARS! MALE DOGS DIE MUCH YOUNGER, MORE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE YEARS AT THE MOST. WE GET THESE BITCHING RAD BOXING GLOVES WHEN FULLY MATURE FOR TO SEDUCE THE LADIES AND THOSE ARE HARD TO WRIGGLE OUT OF SO WE GET STUCK AND DIE. ALSO SOMETIMES WE GET EATEN BY OUR DATES. ANYTHING FOR THAT SWEET EIGHT LEGGED STRANGE, AMIRITE? Ivy posted:I read up on this thread and I'm leaning towards adopting a puppy... not sure where to start looking, though, or how young they are sold. BROWSE THE INTERNET FOR A DOG OR REPTILE BREEDER IN YOUR AREA, ALSO DOGS SHIP SURPRISINGLY WELL! PUPPIES SOLD ARE LISTED BY THE INCH LENGTH OF THEIR CUTE WIDDLE WEGS. LARGER IS EASIER AND MORE INTERESTING TO CARE FOR, ALSO THE YOUNG THE PUPPY THE MORE LIKELY IT WILL DIE ON YOU FOR, LIKE, ANY loving REASON. SERIOUSLY IT REALLY SUCKS. STAY AWAY FROM PET STORES. MOST DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY CARE FOR THEIR DOGS, AND MOST OF THE DOGS ARE WILD CAUGHT. THIS MEANS YOUR NEW FRIEND WAS PROBABLY A MATURE MALE SNATCHED FROM THE WILD ON HIS JOURNEY TO FIND A MATE AND SO IS UNLIKELY TO LIVE AS LONG. GETTING CAPTIVE BRED PUPPIES ALSO GREATLY DECREASES THE CHANCE THAT YOU WILL GO TO SAY HI TO IT ONE DAY AND SEE SOME LOVECRAFTIAN PARASITE CHEWING ITS WAY FREE OF YOUR BUDDIES CARAPACE
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Tasty_Crayon posted:THERE IS MUCH DEBATE ON WHETHER FEEDING VERTEBRATES TO YOUR DOG HARMS THEM. IN THE LONG RUN IT IS EASIEST TO NOT HAVE TO CLEAN UP LIQUIFIED ROTTING MOUSE CORPSE FROM YOUR TERRITORIAL POOCH'S TUNNEL. ALSO LIVE FEEDING SOMETHING THAT HAS A VERTEBRATES CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN IS A REAL DICK MOVE. How dare you. I'll have you know I'm an invertebrate irl and every second is an endless torment of physical and psychological pain.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:DOGS ARE SO GOOD AT LIFTING SPIRITS. A PERSONS DEPRESSION WILL EVAPORATE WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE JOVIAL BOOTSTRAPPING PATIENCE OF MANS BEST FRIEND. FOR EXAMPLE: I quite like these small colorful jumping dogs. Is there a variety of jumping dogs that can be domesticated or must they run (jump) free?
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Portals posted:I quite like these small colorful jumping dogs. Is there a variety of jumping dogs that can be domesticated or must they run (jump) free? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're all much too small to keep.
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