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I've been trying to devise the cruelest, most mean-spirited insult imaginable. I think this might be it:quote:I hope someone lives to regret talking you down from a suicide attempt. I think it covers all the bases as well as anything short of prolonged abuse could. Do you agree? If not, how could it be improved?
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:04 |
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'youre boring', to a teenage girl
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:05 |
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Someone told me I smelled bad and it really hosed with my head. You become oblivious to your own odors so I had to ask people for confirmation.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:07 |
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"mlyp"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:07 |
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BossRighteous posted:Someone told me I smelled bad and it really hosed with my head. You become oblivious to your own odors so I had to ask people for confirmation. why did u smell bad? because even if you smell bad and dont know it because youve become used to ur own squiggly lines you cant fail to notice that your not showering everyday or something or putting on deodorant or that its not normal to lift up a gunt flap to find a tuft wild cottage cheese perching on a tag
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:09 |
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Needs more cuss words.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:09 |
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If your mother swallowed, the world would be a much better place, for all of us.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:10 |
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Orkin Mang posted:why did u smell bad? because even if you smell bad and dont know it because youve become used to ur own squiggly lines you cant fail to notice that your not showering everyday or something or putting on deodorant or that its not normal to lift up a gunt flap to find wild cottage cheese I didn't smell bad, but that is why I got owned so hard.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:10 |
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too dependent on the person, to really hurt someone you need to know them well and they need to feel close enough to you that your opinion is very important to them
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:10 |
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rape them
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:13 |
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You have to destroy the things they love most, op.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:26 |
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Your poison womb is making heaven too crowded.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:29 |
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People get REAL pissed off when you call them a "N!gger" or even say the word "N!gger"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:31 |
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amityville anus posted:People get REAL pissed off when you call them a "N!gger" or even say the word "N!gger"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:32 |
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are we talkin irl insults or forum insults?
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:33 |
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irl, some things are sacred
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 09:34 |
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I was on the street car one heading home after a lovely day at work and this lady just straight up tells me I'm ugly. Like from across the length of the whole streetcar. The whole thing is full of people. He friend is like "whoa what are you doing? Why would you say that?" And she is all " well look at him, he's loving ugly and somebody had to tell him" and then it was my stop and I'm all flabbergasted but I muscle out a "that's super rude" and she says "well its true" and I'm like "okay well thanks" and got off. I've never been so owned in my life. It was surreal. I'm a pretty decent looking guy but gently caress man, that cut me deep for a while. So in closing, just straight up tell someone they are ugly.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:19 |
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I usually just repost something from their post history and say 'lol' and they act like I wrecked their mom's holes so try that.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:21 |
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Nothing comes to mind at the moment OP, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna mull it over in the shower tonight and if something springs to mind I'll check back in with ya.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:23 |
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poo poo head, dingaling
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:25 |
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Nah you just repeat everything they say, but in a mocking tone. Don't stop till they cry.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:28 |
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i hate everything posted:I was on the street car one heading home after a lovely day at work and this lady just straight up tells me I'm ugly. Like from across the length of the whole streetcar. The whole thing is full of people. He friend is like "whoa what are you doing? Why would you say that?" And she is all " well look at him, he's loving ugly and somebody had to tell him" and then it was my stop and I'm all flabbergasted but I muscle out a "that's super rude" and she says "well its true" and I'm like "okay well thanks" and got off. I've never been so owned in my life. It was surreal. I'm a pretty decent looking guy but gently caress man, that cut me deep for a while. So in closing, just straight up tell someone they are ugly. you should have called her a clam face
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:28 |
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Hillbilly is my personal favorite. People get real worked up when you drop that one on them.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:30 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I usually just repost something from their post history and say 'lol' and they act like I wrecked their mom's holes so try that.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:32 |
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"Do you have stairs in your house?"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:32 |
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"you are being insulted by a person who had to ask the internet for insults"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:35 |
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ZearothK posted:Your poison womb is making heaven too crowded. This is great. Torka posted:too dependent on the person, to really hurt someone you need to know them well and they need to feel close enough to you that your opinion is very important to them Or be complete unknown and earnest.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:37 |
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you loving bastard, reported
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:39 |
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i hope when you kill yourself you hesitate to wonder if anyone will care.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:01 |
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"your posting is bad"
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:45 |
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VendaGoat posted:If your mother swallowed, the world would be a much better place, for all of us. "you're one load your mom really should've swallowed" has more punch
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:46 |
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You all realize the whole "blow job ejaculation that should never have become a pregnancy" angle makes no sense, right?
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:48 |
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Rando posted:You all realize the whole "blow job ejaculation that should never have become a pregnancy" angle makes no sense, right? dad needed to nut -> should've ended up in a stomach and not in a vagina where's the problem
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:50 |
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Rando posted:You all realize the whole "blow job ejaculation that should never have become a pregnancy" angle makes no sense, right? nope
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:52 |
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The whole thing's a problem.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:53 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:dad needed to nut -> should've ended up in a stomach and not in a vagina
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 11:57 |
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I'm going to need some kind of visual aid.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 12:00 |
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Pladdicus posted:Or be complete unknown and earnest. nah, only for really insecure people
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 12:04 |
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people with cat avatars are gay
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 12:21 |
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hurry up and finish
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