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So are you a house- or fieldnigguh?
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Leather Daddy posted:people with cat avatars are gay *clutches chest and falls out open window*
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Jan 11, 2015 12:48
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I am hear to stand with my fellow cat avatar guy in solidarity you rat fucker.
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Jan 11, 2015 12:50
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the cruelest insult possible is always the one that is 100% true everyone has at least one chink in their armor. it's just a matter of finding it
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Jan 11, 2015 13:56
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Cnut the Great posted:chink in their armor im asian and this broke my heart because im also aspiring to be a paladin some day
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Jan 11, 2015 13:58
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Orkin Mang posted:im asian and this broke my heart because im also aspiring to be a paladin some day lol if you think i didn't plan it that way
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Jan 11, 2015 14:10
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Your not a REAL punk!
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Jan 11, 2015 14:15
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Why don't you trade that in for an Android!
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Jan 11, 2015 14:16
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Your views on Sonic are wrong!
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Rando posted:I am hear to stand with my fellow cat avatar guy in solidarity you rat fucker.
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Jan 11, 2015 14:24
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" can I ask you a 'what if' question?" "Sure" "What do you think things would be like if you were like, really really funny?" "..." "Like actually funny"
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Jan 11, 2015 14:28
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Wulfolme posted:I think it covers all the bases as well as anything short of prolonged abuse could. Do you agree? If not, how could it be improved? The problem with your insult is that it's like a 3 part math word problem. The person has to realize that you're implying: A) They should kill themselves. B) Someone would think they're worth saving but C) They're such a gently caress up that even someone who would talk a jumper down agrees with A. Before they figure out what you're saying they've forgotten what you said. That's why Quickscope420dad posted:"you're one load your mom really should've swallowed" has more punch It gets to the point without commas and dependent clauses and poo poo. The best insults are simple. Something like " That bald spot is really starting to show/hairline is moving to the back of your head" will get most guys looking in the mirror. Calling a chick "Pancake tits" will do the same for most women. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it makes them doubt themselves and that'll usually make them quiet.
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Jan 11, 2015 14:37
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i disagree. thisQuickscope420dad posted:"you're one load your mom really should've swallowed" has more punch has more "punch" but it isn't actually that hurtful. it's like "yeah yeah you're referring to my mom in a sexual situation and saying i should never have been born, who cares" all it's really saying is that the speaker doesn't like you. so what
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Jan 11, 2015 14:42
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Well the goal is to take their quality of life down a peg for years to come, not briefly make them feel self-conscious or offended. I think that words meant to destroy are inevitably going to require some time to sink in. An insult to a superficial shortcoming or infringing on their mother's honor really doesn't even pursue the kind of lasting damage I'm hoping to inflict with something like this. I think a lot of posters have missed that; this is about someone remembering something and being hurt by it inside their own mind for years to come. I know that such things will generally require a closer understanding of a person than a prepared comeback, but you can't always be prepared for every circumstance. I want to have something truly cruel and emotionally malevolent that can leave a deep and lasting pain in a respectable number of unexpected situations.Cnut the Great posted:all it's really saying is that the speaker doesn't like you. so what See, this guy gets it. A true insult is not about saying something that boils down to "I DONT LIKE YOU" or "UR UGLY" or "YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE." I think a true insult needs to make someone feel like the world yearns to actively reject them, make them feel like the people that love them are worse for it. Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Jan 11, 2015 14:53
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A drunk woman told me once that my life is bullshit, and she was trashed so you know she meant it. 
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Jan 11, 2015 14:58
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"is it in?"
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Jan 11, 2015 14:59
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It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.
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Jan 11, 2015 15:00
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Wulfolme posted:See, this guy gets it. A true insult is not about saying something that boils down to "I DONT LIKE YOU" or "UR UGLY" or "YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE." I think a true insult needs to make someone feel like the world yearns to actively reject them, make them feel like the people that love them are worse for it. You're not going to do this unless you're doing it to your child or younger brother or someone who has a reason to truly respect your opinion. You just don't matter enough to anyone else to make that kind of impact. You're just a guy who doesn't like them. By the time the average person finishes high school they've encountered several who just don't. It's part of life.
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Jan 11, 2015 15:10
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you're human garbage and no one will ever love you, those around you merely tolerate your existence and talk poo poo behind your back constantly
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Jan 11, 2015 15:38
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your mother aborted the best part of you with a rusty coat hanger
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Jan 11, 2015 15:42
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"You're not very good at this, are you?" in just about any context.
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Jan 11, 2015 15:57
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mods change my name to dad needed to nut
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Jan 11, 2015 16:00
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calling someone naughty used the be the worst possible insult. if you called someone naughty it meant that they lacked any of the positive attributes that makes a person a person. my mother called me naughty a lot
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Jan 11, 2015 16:00
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forgot to say she stopped because shes dead
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Jan 11, 2015 16:10
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lonesomedwarf posted:forgot to say she stopped because shes dead Your mother died ashamed of you.
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Jan 11, 2015 16:17
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"What's wrong with your face?" Stick to the classics OP.
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Jan 11, 2015 16:17
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"mother fucker"
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Jan 11, 2015 16:18
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"Everything you say about yourself is true"
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Jan 11, 2015 16:46
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U so ugly u make my mother cry.
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Jan 11, 2015 16:55
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double honkey
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Jan 11, 2015 16:57
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Someone here once posted that they said to someone "I hope you have a Christmas Eve carbon monoxide leak in your home" and I thought that was pretty 
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Jan 11, 2015 17:04
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Your insult is too long, OP. They'd get bored and wander away before the punchline. Go with something snappy like "I hosed your wife."
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Jan 11, 2015 17:14
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*said with a positive tone, as if you're paying a compliment* you know, your posting really reminds me of 1gnorients
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Jan 11, 2015 17:20
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personal poo poo, alright baldy, fuckin hell you look fat today, keep acting like there is a weird bad smell, do exaggerated impressions of them to highlight flaws, suggest they are weak
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Jan 11, 2015 17:25
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none of you idiots are ven reading this are you is there a subforum for constuctive criticism on breaking a man's soul with a sentence you guys are less than useless for it
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Jan 11, 2015 18:07
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friend of the family tranny human being
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Jan 11, 2015 18:09
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I once told my boss that years from now when he's sitting on the edge of his bed, collecting disability checks, he realizes the only reason he's getting any money at all is because of how useless of a human being he has become, and that the thought is what finally pushes him to put the gun under his chin and pull the trigger. Don't know how much it affected him, but I don't care, I hope he's dead now. rear end in a top hat.
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Beef Turret posted:friend of the family tranny human being please try to form a coherent idea before verbalizing it
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LumpyGumby posted:I once told my boss that years from now when he's sitting on the edge of his bed, collecting disability checks, he realizes the only reason he's getting any money at all is because of how useless of a human being he has become, and that the thought is what finally pushes him to put the gun under his chin and pull the trigger. One time my dad heard me call him an rear end in a top hat as i walked down the hall after he said some rear end in a top hat poo poo at me for a while, he came stomping after me i dont remember what happened next but i think he just said even more stupid rear end in a top hat poo poo for even longer i was too big to beat with a belt anymore by that point
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Wulfolme posted:none of you idiots are ven reading this are you You're doing better. It just just goes to show that even a retard can learn a new skill if they set their feeble little minds to it. Proud of you, buddy!
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