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Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

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# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:22

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:20

Mr Underhill: Feb 14, 2012; Not picking that up.

I dare somebody, anybody to actually post a pic of his wife. I would but I'm not married.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:30

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Mr Underhill posted:

I dare somebody, anybody to actually post a pic of his wife. I would but I'm not married.

The OP has yet to post a picture of his actual wife cause he's a little baby shithead.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:37

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:39

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:39

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Yivgev posted:

MY WAFE

Macking tits

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:40

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I am Toni Lippi posted:

wow have any more of her? :mrgw:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:41

whip: Apr 9, 2007; by Lowtax

Mr Underhill posted:

I dare somebody, anybody to actually post a pic of his wife. I would but I'm not married.

The picture posted is my wife.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:04

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

whip posted:

The picture posted is my wife.

Can she hold a sign or something ? I apologize for not trusting you, friend, but we're on the internet and, you know

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:17

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

I would but there is no one who wishes to be shackled to me for the rest of my depraved existence.

Mostly because I ask: Would you like to be shackled to me for the rest of my depraved existence?" With a completely straight face and some actual shackles. Got to separate the wheat from the chaff, you see.

Comedy answer: Take my wife, please! :haw:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:28

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

Can she hold a sign or something ? I apologize for not trusting you, friend, but we're on the internet and, you know

Yeah whip, can you please help this guy masturbate? loving dick, show us the marriage license... I'm so mad... DARN IT!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:30

YerAuraBoresMeAlice: Dec 26, 2005

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:30

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

here is me and the wife out at the mall alst week. lol instagram filter :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:16

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

here my wife. she is powerful.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/Glm2kpZ.jpg :nws:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:19

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:29

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

a starwar betamax posted:

Would. She has a cuteness going on :3:

boom boom boom posted:

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:39

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:44

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Yivgev posted:

MY WAFE

Excellent rack + :420:

= quality wife

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:53

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

I enjoy my wife's big fake rear end, sexually

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:54

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

yung jew posted:

I enjoy my wife's big fake rear end, sexually

Yeah we all do thanks brah

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:58

whip: Apr 9, 2007; by Lowtax

Dave_Indeed posted:

Yeah whip, can you please help this guy masturbate? loving dick, show us the marriage license... I'm so mad... DARN IT!

Lol.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:06

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

you guys sharing a nice glass of ice cold cum?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:19

a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

i judge any white guy w/ an asian partner, always be suspicious

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:24

Razorwired: Dec 7, 2008; It's about to start!

david... posted:

i judge any white guy w/ an asian partner, always be suspicious

I'm just a white guy looking for my Miss Cegenation.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:02

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:10

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

ded posted:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:15

xorex: Jul 23, 2002; whatever

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:21

imandyyo: Mar 19, 2012

Dat rear end

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:21

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

good thread

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:27

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I'd post my wife but she is objectively beautiful and you guys would splooge all over here like Microwave's mom. Then again, the dirty whore and divorced me. gently caress her.

No posting. I'd have to go through our wedding photos. :smithicide:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:28

open container: Sep 16, 2008

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'd post my wife but she is objectively beautiful and you guys would splooge all over here like Microwave's mom. Then again, the dirty whore and divorced me. gently caress her.

No posting. I'd have to go through our wedding photos.

sounds like she's not your wife then?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:30

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

My Wife.

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:31

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Puppy Galaxy posted:

My Wife.

Would

put on a diet.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:33

Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

I cant... I gay

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:35

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'd post my wife but she is objectively beautiful and you guys would splooge all over here like Microwave's mom. Then again, the dirty whore and divorced me. gently caress her.

No posting. I'd have to go through our wedding photos.

gently caress dude. What better way to start the healing process then posting the pics and then imagining thousands of dudes pumping it to Mrs. Ex-The Frown. You'll share a special bond. You'll never be alone again