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Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

may be no her best side but I don't care

# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:39

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:49

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
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Wamdoodle posted:

Holy poo poo. She could kill you with her thighs like that chick in GoldenEye.

She always told me that we could never do it missionary style, as there was a chance I could be seriously hurt. I persisted, she gave in, and 5 minutes later I had a fractured pelvis and burst blood vessels in both my eyes. Never again!

# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:42

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

I'm very lucky

# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:59

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Blistex posted:

So hawt, you guys jelly?

This is unreal. I don't believe it.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:05

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

unassertive boy 99 posted:

I'm very lucky

Xe's beautiful

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:07

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Blistex posted:

So hawt, you guys jelly?

I'm happy for you that gay marriage has been passed where you live! :toot:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:18

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Wamdoodle posted:

Holy poo poo. She could kill you with her thighs like that chick in GoldenEye.

james bond?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:20

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Maldoror posted:

http://i.imgur.com/0OhJ8BT.png :nws:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jan 12, 2015

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:25

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Fonzarelli posted:

how did microwave's mum originally get posted anyway? why would he post his mum

I think she was his stepmom and for some reason he thought it was a good idea to post about how hot he thought she was.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:27

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Kimmalah posted:

I think she was his stepmom and for some reason he thought it was a good idea to post about how hot he thought she was.

Not to defend him but it wasn't his REAL mom.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:35

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

unassertive boy 99 posted:

I'm very lucky

i'm in love with they, they has attitude!

i hope u dont mind me stating this so bluntly.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:44

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

oncearoundaltair posted:

may be no her best side but I don't care

Jerri Blank?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:45

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:52

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Rambling Robot posted:

Jerri Blank?

No. And I don't know who jerry blank is. In fact you could say I am shrugging my shoulders.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:58

whip: Apr 9, 2007; by Lowtax

Puffy Jacket Fetish posted:

james bond?

Xena Onatopp

# ? Jan 12, 2015 18:58

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

unassertive boy 99 posted:

I'm very lucky

she seems lovely

# ? Jan 12, 2015 21:40

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

last night I was prepared to post a picture of my wife, but then just as I was gonna hit post, she slid a plate of chicken wings under my hand, so I ate those. then later I remembered I was going to post the wife and, again, right as I was getting ready to post, she appeared with chicken wings. tried again right before going to sleep and, sure enough, she was like "hey, wouldn't it be fun to have chicken wings... IN BED?" so then after all those chicken wings I was pretty sleepy & went to bed instead. so now I'm at work, thinking about wife-posting, and I get this text, out of the blue, from my wife that says "hey noticed out of chix wings picking up from store after work. want me to get beer too?" Guys, I would love to actually post the wife, but I sort of think I'm guaranteed an endless stream of chicken meat, so long as I'm eternally about to post the wife.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:09

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Tony Homo posted:

Not to defend him but it wasn't his REAL mom.

I seem to remember he didn't actually post it and the picture came through some estalking

# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:11

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

Frisky posted:

is it oaky to post my husbrendo?

Is he allowed to talk to you about his duties in X-COM?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:17

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:37

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

mysterious frankie posted:

last night I was prepared to post a picture of my wife, but then just as I was gonna hit post, she slid a plate of chicken wings under my hand, so I ate those. then later I remembered I was going to post the wife and, again, right as I was getting ready to post, she appeared with chicken wings. tried again right before going to sleep and, sure enough, she was like "hey, wouldn't it be fun to have chicken wings... IN BED?" so then after all those chicken wings I was pretty sleepy & went to bed instead. so now I'm at work, thinking about wife-posting, and I get this text, out of the blue, from my wife that says "hey noticed out of chix wings picking up from store after work. want me to get beer too?" Guys, I would love to actually post the wife, but I sort of think I'm guaranteed an endless stream of chicken meat, so long as I'm eternally about to post the wife.

Trying this when I get home.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:51

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

One of my 6 wives. Great gal.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:58

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:04

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

lmbo

# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:08

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

BossRighteous posted:

Trying this when I get home.

Use it responsibly, and in good health.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:12

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

paco650 posted:

good thread

# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:12

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:13

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

mysterious frankie posted:

last night I was prepared to post a picture of my wife, but then just as I was gonna hit post, she slid a plate of chicken wings under my hand, so I ate those. then later I remembered I was going to post the wife and, again, right as I was getting ready to post, she appeared with chicken wings. tried again right before going to sleep and, sure enough, she was like "hey, wouldn't it be fun to have chicken wings... IN BED?" so then after all those chicken wings I was pretty sleepy & went to bed instead. so now I'm at work, thinking about wife-posting, and I get this text, out of the blue, from my wife that says "hey noticed out of chix wings picking up from store after work. want me to get beer too?" Guys, I would love to actually post the wife, but I sort of think I'm guaranteed an endless stream of chicken meat, so long as I'm eternally about to post the wife.

This requires further study.

Have you tried posting your wife on other sites?

I'm just saying, once you find the spot that nets you unlimited steak and beer, you're set.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:14