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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

TOILETLORD posted:

women are touching it

:sigh: all the meat in the world getting touched by women but mine

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Marv Albert posted:

China's first nuclear weapon test: a symphony of pageantry, men stroking tubes, and charging a mushroom cloud on horseback.

http://youtu.be/mULZzwtPM2U?t=30s

:lol: at the guy throwing a grenade just over the rubble then running over it

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

drat I wish I could get that excited for anything

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


Please tell me this is photoshop

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Blue Train posted:

drat I wish I could get that excited for anything

they are larger than she is used to

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

are those chinese penises

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

they are larger than she is used to

gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

they are larger than she is used to

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Marv Albert posted:

China's first nuclear weapon test: a symphony of pageantry, men stroking tubes, and charging a mushroom cloud on horseback.

http://youtu.be/mULZzwtPM2U?t=30s
why were they just shooting poo poo at the end there? just seems like some sort of epenis thing since they got beat to the bomb to begin with

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

because its bad rear end that's why

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U

Opposite
Mar 31, 2009

Wait...what?

That is actually awesome. Those skin suckers (dunno how they're called in English) act as a vacuum pump upon the skin, improving the blood and lymph flow in the area. The muscles relax and the inflammation within the body is reduced. It's said that the toxins inside the blood are accumulated in the sucked areas which contributes to reducing the symptoms and the pain in the body.

According to the nature of the disease, the suckers are applied on the back, especially in the lungs area, on the shoulders, knees, hips, thighs and legs and basically where there is any skin surface on which the suckers can adhere. They are kept for 10-15 minutes after they're easily removed by pressing the skin on the side of each sucker. The suction cups can be used along with acupuncture with the needle placed under the cup.

The treatment is not painful but causes bruises that last for about a week.

The advantages include strengthening the immune system, improves the blood flow, eliminates toxines, relaxes the nervous system and the muscles, reduces and eliminates pain and the inflammation, eliminates fat deposits from under the skin (including cellulitis).

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Y'know, you really shouldn't read the magazines lying around the Homeopathologist's waiting room.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Opposite posted:

That is actually awesome. Those skin suckers (dunno how they're called in English) act as a vacuum pump upon the skin, improving the blood and lymph flow in the area. The muscles relax and the inflammation within the body is reduced. It's said that the toxins inside the blood are accumulated in the sucked areas which contributes to reducing the symptoms and the pain in the body.

According to the nature of the disease, the suckers are applied on the back, especially in the lungs area, on the shoulders, knees, hips, thighs and legs and basically where there is any skin surface on which the suckers can adhere. They are kept for 10-15 minutes after they're easily removed by pressing the skin on the side of each sucker. The suction cups can be used along with acupuncture with the needle placed under the cup.

The treatment is not painful but causes bruises that last for about a week.

The advantages include strengthening the immune system, improves the blood flow, eliminates toxines, relaxes the nervous system and the muscles, reduces and eliminates pain and the inflammation, eliminates fat deposits from under the skin (including cellulitis).

OH COOL TELL US MORE ABOUT THE TOXIC BLOOD YOU STUPID DIPSHIT

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
But what if you combined the cups with... leeches? Ultra super poison sucking powweeeeerrrrrr!

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

If you're sick you need to drink hot water.

In winter, turn the heating up and open windows to be comfortable.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


If anybody says the word "toxin" that's not in the context of a snake or a plant take a step back

Opposite
Mar 31, 2009

Wait...what?
Yeah, about them toxins, they're bad and such much like my posting but those suckers cured my pneumonia so there's that too.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Opposite posted:

Yeah, about them toxins, they're bad and such much like my posting but those suckers cured my pneumonia so there's that too.

gently caress your dickhole

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Opposite posted:

Yeah, about them toxins, they're bad and such much like my posting but those suckers cured my pneumonia so there's that too.

lmao

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
We're really releasing the bad humours now.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I liked the previous thread better tbqh.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Old thread ran out of .jpg

Make sure that doesn't happen here

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Opposite posted:

Yeah, about them toxins, they're bad and such much like my posting but those suckers cured my pneumonia so there's that too.

yeah i'm sure it wouldn't have gone away on its own. btw i have some magic water to sell you

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Maybe they're using air pollution as a low cost way of blocking enemy satellite intel.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

simplefish posted:

Old thread ran out of .jpg

Make sure that doesn't happen here


haha holy poo poo

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?
I'm the Gene Simmons Doraemon in the background.

dimwit
Jan 30, 2011

There seems to be a misunderstanding

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

they are larger than she is used to

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
Boba milk tea and egg tart.

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer
Survey says, Not a Photoshoppe

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

super mario batali posted:

Survey says, Not a Photoshoppe



Whoae manne howwe didde youe doe thatte Matrixxe shitte?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

BCR posted:

In winter, turn the heating up and open windows to be comfortable.

Every public school in China during the winter.

Electric heating/AC unit in the ceiling blasting hot air at 80mph. (CHECK)
Hot water radiators are running so hot that kids are able to boil tea on them. (CHECK)
All 12 windows along the one wall of the classroom are wide open and it's -20 C outside. (CHECK)

Me: Why are all of these windows open? This room is freezing!
Teacher: Got to keep the students warm, but you also need the air to be fresh.

The students next to the windows were miserable because they were frozen, and the ones away from the windows were almost cooking alive because they were right next to the radiators. After a week the Chinese co-teacher stopped showing up to my classes and just let me do my thing, so we turned the electric fan right off, and only left each window open a pencil's width or so. The students actually stopped their teacher from fooling around with the thermostat by stealing the batteries from the remote, and all banded together to keep him from opening the windows.

I don't want to sound like, "Chinese are so dumb, westerners are so smart", but how the gently caress are you this dense?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Demonachizer posted:

Whoae manne howwe didde youe doe thatte Matrixxe shitte?

http://fotoforensics.com/

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Its more of a screening tool than a serious forensics tool. Places that have been edited will often show up as white noise or bright colors. here is an example.
Original:

'Shopped version

ELA(Error Level Analysis)

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgk7UPzgG1I

Taiwan is beautiful.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

I bet squatters would still live in that. I would.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Wicker Man posted:

I bet squatters would still live in that. I would.

I would nail my furniture up on the floor which is now the wall.

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onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
I want to broadcast from the roofs like these guys spreading their joy to Chinese Jack and Jills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJkuCzgg7fo

Skip to ~1 min if you want roof shots Hongy Kongy

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