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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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ded posted:

Yep. Thats pretty normal poo poo in China. Tho there was a lot more horn use when I was there last.

nobody gives one hot poo poo about traffic laws there

you honk when you're passing someone so they don't start coming into your lane without looking

so constant honking pretty much

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Gaunab posted:

where do you think they all went

Goddammit it's not straightening out!

I've been had!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
The park in the middle of HK is pretty nice, but not exactly what I'd call "nature" I guess

Highlights include a bigass outdoor bird menagerie and a little tower with a spiraling staircase that may kill some fatass americans

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

I kinda wanna get back to Shanghai.

anyone know how i could go there and like be the american bad guy in chinese movies

my motivation is I want to steal priceless chinese artifacts and put them in a museum in the west somewhere, got it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Funkysauce posted:

So basically, the plot from the first Rush Hour movie?

or the second drunken master movie

I hope jackie chan does not stop me from stealing these cultural treasures

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Jose posted:

Like I sort of get why dictators don't like people who are intelligent being around, but carting off every doctor/engineer to the gulags is so loving dumb. At least keep some around to train people

They did keep some around, but just for the powerful Party people's needs apparently.


There are still people in China/HK that are like "ehhhh Mao was a huge rear end in a top hat but he dragged China into the 21st century(after dragging us back like 40 years but shhh)!"

I think this is real dumb but I don't actually live there so I can't say for sure

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
like at least China didn't turn into NK or something

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
it would probably be a better place today if that goony weirdo hadn't gotten control of the country for such a long time

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
TBF my handwriting makes me look like I have problems too

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer


getting infectious laughter through this pic

or am I just laughing at a goofy fat guy

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
sometimes I forget how much weirdo-flavored misogyny there is in second/third world countries and everyone is just like "oh whatever, toootally normal"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
I never smell anything there except the omnipresent industrial zone pollution

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

JaucheCharly posted:

So no kiindergartens that are run like Foxconn factories?

teeeny tiny little nets

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
he does not look thrilled to be in the DesolationCube

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

haljordan posted:

I had to look up the milk powder part:


I'm not familiar with melamine but apparently you ain't supposed to drink it.

In Hong Kong like every store has a bunch of powdered baby formula out front- you're allowed to take a certain amount of it over the border back into China.

So I guess people still don't really trust the baby formula, despite the executions.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

1 picture on a page of a '.jpg' thread

this is such a good thread idea, could someone make some more picture threads for other countries please? theres too many pictures here and i cant look at them all

be the change you want to see friend

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Americans have a bad reputation as tourists but some people say Chinese tourist are much worse

don't run into a ton of chinese tourists because they don't seem too interested in coming to northern illinois/chicago/milwaukee

come on chinese people, it's... uh, hmmm. Yeah you should probably just go to NYC or something, nothin' ta see here really

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Like is it just that everyone who can travel is super-rich and entitled or something?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
why would you even travel to another country if you're too terrified to eat their food

that's like at least 30% of what i do when I travel somewhere, look for the local food/alcoholic beverage and consume it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
I dunno, a common theme in asian hotels with breakfast I've stayed in is the little "western" section so maybe we can't really say poo poo

you can tell where the Brits have sunk their foul claws in because there are baked beans at the breakfast buffet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
They probably could have just contracted out this old song and used it lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUCRFMZ-hiY

way more badass IMO

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

caberham posted:

Nahh it's cold rolled carbon steel, so no hot metal forges. But a few of the older workers lost their fingers back in the day :(

Here enjoy some Pizza hut in Hong Kong



Pizza in china is extremely hosed up

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Dammit I really want some of that weird red/yellow rice wine now

I have been unsuccessful at finding that poo poo so far over here

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

Remulak posted:

Unlabelled clear bottles in the refrigerator of Chinese stores. Also, they sell yeast balls everywhere for a reason, you just need to let those sit in some watery glutinous rice for a week, then strain:
http://m.wikihow.com/Make-Rice-Wine

just bought some of the yeast balls online, hell yeah

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
beer is fine as long as it's cold and isn't in one of those goddamned green glass bottles that's been exposed to the sun

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Croc Monster posted:

Yeah, do the bare minimum to spec at first, then slowly dial back the quality until (a) someone notices; (b) poo poo breaks; (c) poo poo breaks and people die.

And of course my favorite knock-off mashup toy of all time, containing who knows how much lead, uranium, asbestos and carcinogens in the poly bag alone:



The furniture of law enforcement indeed. :china:

RobertCop 2!

THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT!

"I'll be back"

* Futuristic Robert

*Terminator (Autobotic)

*Exciting Movie Look

*Toy

Please be sure to acquire other Exciting Movie Looks Ray Liotta and Optical Prime!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
I dunno, the whole "no compassion or responsibility" thing combined with the "we will cut every corner possible to produce half a penny of extra profit" thing combined with the probably-corrupt national airline saftey/air traffic control agency makes me a little nervous about flying over there

at least they feed you something on even like a 1 hour flight, unlike US airlines

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
ha ha ha that poodle

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Real problem here is that most US chinese restaurants are probably bad and to the average person who hasn't been outside the country international food is ~mystically wondrous~

not-poo poo chinese food is really good, though

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Xtronoc posted:

because the more Chinese it gets, the more weird it gets.

do you fancy the idea of eating sea sponge? how about roasted baby pigeons? or shark fin soup?

weirdest thing i ever had was sea cucumber

it was like eating gelatinous nothing; why would you eat that

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Chinese food is really all about different textures. And many people have serious hangups about food textures they're not used to. gently caress jew's ears/mu err/木耳 mushrooms for example. They taste like nothing and make every dish slightly gross. I still eat them, but they really do add nothing of worth to any dish.

I actually kinda like their weird rubbery-with-a-little-give texture

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Upon further thought, I actually think it's pretty great china is as un-hosed-up as it is with the lovely corrupt government they've had for so long

I mean weren't they basically a really big North Korea just like 50 years ago

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

want to stamp every one of my posts with that seal

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DECREE

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Imagine a din three times as bad as this and that's what it's like to sleep in China anyway most of the time.

If your hotel is near a major-ish road then I hope you find car honking soothing

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
I need to get one of those water boiler things that just maintains the water at brewing temperature so I can just keep dispensing tea water out of it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
In China, banish the concept of "lines" from your mind or you will be Last

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
what is so hard about not pooping in the street in a crowded major metropolitan area

this isn't like drunk people pissing behind a dumpster a t 3 in the morning, that is a dude just dropping trou in the middle of the day, almost in the way of a bus


at least he's not doing it on the sidewalk I guess

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Modest Mao posted:

no chinese just conduct all their business that way. Imagine getting on an airplane knowing this lol (looking at you china airlines)

flying on airplanes in China scares me a little

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

where people are taught that races are biologically different and even neighboring peoples or minorities are perceived as having specialized traits.

as an American i get a penalty to saving rolls against heart attacks and becoming a NASCAR fan but a native racial bonus to pie-eating contests so i think it evens out

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Horatius Bonar posted:

Ever since I saw Pangolin on a menu I wondered how they prepared it. It just seems aggressively inedible. Thanks guys for clearing that up.

I mean it's like you don't need to eat everything, man

or are there like pangolins clogging the streets in china in some places or something IDK

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