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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Quote from previous thread

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Asians are really big proponents of "racial tiers" and naturally place their race on top and all others in varying positions below them.

In Korea it's generally viewed as, Koreans>Japanese>Chinese>. . . . . . . . . . . >dogs>Philippinos. . . . . . . . >refuse in ditches>Indians.

I haven't been to Japan or Korea to verify, but as it stands, I can seamlessly blend into a crowd in China or the Philippines as well as countries in SE Asia due to being mixed Chinese-Filipino.

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

close but its not quite that they make a career out of it, because if you are just one guy jumping in front of a car obviously everyone is just going to drive away, dash cam or not

its organized crime getting the newer/stupider/worthless members to do the deed so that as soon as it happens, his associates slide up to the drivers window and extort money to "make all this trouble go away"

e: i dont really understand why russian and chinese gangsters are such pussies though, like they have guns and poo poo why dont they just steal the car and all the guys money/phone/etc and sell it?

Stealing is very bad. Extortion is less so.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

5er posted:

To be fair, it does look like you can pull those rails away without too much effort to get into the case.

To digress, I think by this point in my life I've seen about twenty different productions / interpretations of 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms.' And, as I understand it, people think Liu Bei was a 'balla rear end nigga' courtesy of the very positive portrayal from the Luo Guanzhong treatment in the historical novels, but actual history points him at being a petulant, shady little con-man that used a threadbare familial connection to Han royalty and a pair of loyal but barely containable brutes to manipulate himself into wealth and power.

Shows what kind of morals the Chinese want in their heroes I guess.

Except Guan Yu. Guan Yu is clearly a badass and not an alteration of history.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

whip posted:




Thank Taiwan for the best snacks.

My dad has a recipe from his mother from China for porkchops that I've seen called "Taiwanese style" where they're fried with cornstarch and spices. There's also a shellfish I remember eating in Taiwan that resembled tiny horseshoe crabs that were deep fried. Sadly, I don't have pictures of it but they were amazingly delicious.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Horatius Bonar posted:

I got your gayture right here.



Speaking of gators, what's the Florida of Asia? I presume it's some part of China?

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Blistex posted:

My wife on the other hand is a firm believer that a Nationalist victory would have allowed China to be much more developed since they would have had a much better relationship for nearby trading partners and the west.

I'd honestly expect the entire Asian sphere of the Cold War would have turned out differently up to and including the possibility of China becoming a Fascist state instead of a Communist one

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kavak posted:

Red as lucky color x Red as color of socialism = Red loving everywhere.

Except when it's gold colored because that's also a lucky color and also represents wealth.

Japan also has different cultural and fashion norms since it's had half of a century to culturally develop and modernize their condition of conformity where standing out it's looked down upon. China hasn't had as much tine to develop it as fully and it's too busy trying to get rich

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Horatius Bonar posted:


The meat shaped stone.



That rock is making me crave some roasted pork.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

is it just me or is the maoist solution for everything "throw hordes of people at the problem and itll eventually work out"

That's basically the Communist solution in general i.e. throw manpower at it until it stops/works. In contrast, the Capitalist solution is throw money at it.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

icantfindaname posted:

that guy's probably going to have pretty serious health problems later in life :(

Later in life? He probably has serious health problems now.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

crabcakes66 posted:

Africa doesn't count.

The rest of the world doesn't want it anyway.

Most of the West is still reeling from the White Guilt after that whole slavery thing.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Monkey Fracas posted:

In Hong Kong like every store has a bunch of powdered baby formula out front- you're allowed to take a certain amount of it over the border back into China.

So I guess people still don't really trust the baby formula, despite the executions.

I'm sure the executions were just a show of force to prove that the government actually does care about scandal and corruption with only some of the individuals responsible getting caught/killed since the others could bribe or flee the country before getting caught in the net. Given what this thread has said about China's justice system, the trial may have been a farce too and even if some were guilty, the lack of any sort of due process makes it feel sort of hollow.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Modest Mao posted:

yeah kinda but it's all different both gramatically and Japanese uses older / different / less common words
like "safe" (the kind you put money in) is

Chinese:
保險箱 - Guaranteed risk box

Japanese:
金庫 - Gold Storage

edit: I wanted to double check this so I threw them into google translate and it translates the chinese to 安全 (safety) in japanese. Lol

edit2: also sometimes Japanese will use Chinese characters for phonetics, like Mt. Fuji is 富士山 which has nothing to do with its japanese meaning.

Japanese's written language is special in that something can be written one way, pronounced a second way and then mean a third completely different thing that's only tenuously attached to the other two.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
The last step to polluting China is cracking open the burial mounds in Xi'an and letting out all of the Mercury previously put inside it, only to find it's cleaner than its surroundings even though it literally had lakes of mercury

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Zipline posted:

Helps a lot. I remember from one of my classes on modern China that the chosen vice of the Chinese people is and always has been, not alcohol or drugs, but gambling.

My father told me the three Chinese vices were smoking, drinking and gambling.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Loqieu posted:

I know a woman named Chanel and another one named Ice.

Chinese beer sucks, but every place seems to carry Heineken anyway. Cheap baijiu, which might make you blind, is where it's at though.

Iirc, there's a Heineken brewery in China which explains its prevalence.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

DisgracelandUSA posted:

The amount of K you would have to be doing like a sane drug user would put you in a k-hole / catatonic state before you could actually do enough to kill you. You'd have to literally be doing something like snorting a 30 foot line or purposefully trying to kill yourself. Casual googling puts the 50/50 lethal dose at 400mg/kg, or around 30-40 grams for an adult male that isn't a lardass.

It gets complicated when you start mixing other things with it, which can result not in an overdose, per se, but in shutdown / failing cardiac and respiratory functionality. Sort of like the reason that you shouldn't mix opiates and benzos. One depresses lung functionality, which is fine, and the other depresses cardiac functionality, which is fine. But together they're a combination for death. If you're going to drink or do any opiates / barbiturates / downers, please be careful and not stupid. Also, because the effective dosage is so low on ketamine, it's very easy to do 'too much'. Not enough to kill you, but enough to ruin your night.

Once upon a time, I worked on a cardiology research project. The doctors were giving ketamine to babies for anesthesia because it didn't significant negative affects on heart functionality, allowing them to run cardiac tests that were untainted by the anesthesia required to put the babies under. When I heard this at an investigators dinner, I nearly spat my food out before saying, "Ya'll give k to babies?"


This makes more sense now.

It is legal to perscribe K to children under a certain age as they don't get any of the hallucinogenic effects.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Just teach the monkeys English that was any Chinese person who comes up to them will assume they're guai lo and flee in terror

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

computer parts posted:

Wasn't he also the dude that made rivers of mercury in his burial mound and now they won't open it?

Yup. They're so toxic, that they're afraid any disturbance would spread the contamination outwards including into the water table. while poisonous land isn't new to the Chinese, Xi'an is relatively without industrial pollutants.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Fungus is good and everyone should eat it. I don't think that package has Fungus in it though.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Boiled Water posted:

Chinese STEMs or real degrees?

I'm sure China puts out real STEM degrees. The Republic of China

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

pentyne posted:

Because they know what Americans want to eat and people loving love cheap steam table Chinese food with assloads of sugar, overcooked lo mein noodles, and greasy egg rolls.

Not even good greasy eggrolls either. Their just filled with cabbage and bean sprouts and a gram of meat. It's awful.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Bloodnose posted:

American Chinese food is loving delicious (when prepared well by talented people with good ingredients) and real Chinese food is often poo poo (the overwhelming majority of it is prepared by talentless people with the shittiest ingredients).

Like if you ever see the storeroom of a restaurant in China, it will be mostly filled with boxes stacked to the ceiling full of something called 味精, literally meaning "the essence of flavor." In America we know this marvelous ingredient as monosodium glutamate. It's a quick and cheap way to make poo poo taste like Chinese food.

Hear me now and believe me later: anyone who says that Chinese food from China is inherently superior to American Chinese food is a douchey hipster trying to show off how worldly he/she is. Like any cuisine anywhere on earth, it is mostly lovely stuff full of calories whose purpose is to be palatable enough that people will buy it when they feel hungry.

MSG commonly occurs in Soy Sauce and Parmesan Cheese due to its production. It adds no consciously perceptible flavor beyond the salt attached to the glutamate protein which is the active ingredient and mostly acts to "enhance flavor" which is another way of saying it tricks your brain into thinking it's getting meat. It also used to be used in a lot of canned soups iirc. There's nothing inherently wrong with it.

Also, Dim Sum is the best form of Brunch.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

A Yolo Wizard posted:

I had those the other day in a dish and they don't even taste like anything whats the fuckin point

They soak up the flavor of everything else and add texture. That's why tripe is also amazing.

Worst thing I've eaten in China was kidneys though. By mistake.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

computer parts posted:

That was basically my experience with Tofu as a child.

Silken Tofu in a sweet soup. It's like delicious pudding/custard

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Bloodnose posted:

You are massively overgeneralizing. There are definitely major regional taboos. For example, everyone but the Cantonese find eating cat distasteful, and Manchus are famously opposed to dog-eating (it's basically the only tangible example of Manchu culture left since they've been hanified to hell and back).

There's also the Muslim Chinese minority who refuse to eat Pork (basically the staple meat Chinese Cuisine) and replace it with Lamb.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Let's add some more jpgs to china.jpg. These are from a trip I took over the summer in 2010 with my parents in a tour group. Pictures were taken with my phone at the time.


Just outside the Beijing airport. Said to be shaped like a tortoise shell

This was on the way to the Forbidden Palace from where our bus parked

In Tienamen Square. Pictured is a government building. I forget if it's the Diet

:china: If you look closely, there are actually soldiers under those umbrellas

The entrance to the Forbidden City. Also pictured in the bottom left, the only child in our tour group taking pics with a bunch of Chinese tourists. His mother is the white woman pictured.

Idk when it was last repainted, but it needs to be done again.

A crapton of people come to see the Forbidden City

A throne of someone important. I forget whom.

Pandas! :O

Oh.

Could be worse I guess.

Edit: Not graffiti. Bricks made for the exhibit for the Olympics in 2008.

We actually stayed in some relatively nice places. This was the view from across out hotel room.

Went to see a show at this place. Idk.

This kid(?) was there in the theater lobby hitting the thing in his lap every so often until the doors opened to let everyone in.

Cast of the show after it ended. I forgot what it was about.

That was pretty much all we did the first day there in Beijing. Not pictured: The kidney that my family accidentally ordered, thinking it was cuttlefish, the underground mall outside our hotel and probably a bunch of other stuff.

Xelkelvos fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Feb 27, 2015

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

waitwhatno posted:

what's worse for your lungs, Chinese city air or a pack of cigarettes a day?

A pack of Chinese Cigs.


More China pics:
Graffiti on the Great Wall



In Xi'an on display after their appearance at the Olympic Ceremony



Also this was at a souvenir kiosk at the Summer Palace

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

pwnyXpress posted:

My wife and I went to Yellowstone last summer and witnessed a group of of Chinese tourists getting literally escorted out of the park. We asked around a bunch and it turns out they were leaving the paths (something you are frequently reminded not to do there) to find places to do their business. Lots of people kept reporting this, but the park workers hadn't caught them in the act until one of the guys apparently pissed in a fumarole right off the side of the boardwalk.

"Animals do it all of the time, so why can't we?"

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

Like some sort of nomadic people they dislike so much they built a wall to keep them out? I don't know, I'll have to think about it.

I know there's a minority group in the middle east descended from the Chinese that keep getting shunted around the region because nobody likes them.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Davincie posted:

how come this golmund place looks like it just survived the apocalypse

Because China.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Accretionist posted:

Oh, those aren't mine! Sorry, I should make the disclaimer more prominent.

Still better than mine.

Some more miscellanious ones


Skyline of Shanghai taken in the middle of the afternoon. It was overcast that day, but you can still see some of the haze that hadn't yet reach the absurd proportions China gets

This was on the side opposite.


Saw that in Shanghai as well. Thought it was amusing



I can't recall if this was in Shanghai or Suzhou or Guilin, but it's a Mosque for one of Muslim minorities there (I don't believe the tour guides ever told us which one).


Railings to queue up for the Shanghai Expo. Presumably, this may have been at capacity at one point, but I had gotten there on one of the latter dates. Also, an old woman also rushed past me through a metal detector while I was about to go, but apparently, based on this thread, that was nothing out of the ordinary.


I have pictures of most of the booth exteriors (gently caress waiting in line longer than ones in Disney in 90 degree heat for a single exhibit)
I thought this deserved special sharing


Also, who the gently caress drinks this on purpose?

Since we were tourists as part o a group we also had to take obligatory tours of places that were air conditioned and hoped to sell us poo poo at cheap for American, but expensive for everyone else prices.


One was a Jade place on the way to the Great Wall



Another was a silk place


Took this after we docked after a river cruise. Those are the diving ducks that fishermen use. It's a pretty cool system.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

birds are terrifying



Clearly those two are not Chinese as no Chinese person is afraid of an animal so long as they can consume it.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Lufiron posted:

china is turning their country into an uninhabitable industrial wasteland and sticking their heads in the sand about it. can't wait to see what happens after.

The poors are the only ones who have to deal with it at its worst and their middle class deals with it occasionally. The former have no choice in the matter since it's pollute or starve while the latter can be distracted with hopes of becoming one of the rich who never have deal with pollution if they don't want to

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

caberham posted:




tea leafs for clients and instant noodles for us. Because finding any decent food in Italy and Germany will be very hard (for them)

I recognize that orange box with the trumpet. Stuff has a strong odor and is supposed to cure everything from toothaches to diarrhea and constipation. Don't even know what it's made of

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Accretionist posted:

What's the upper item?

A sign indicating it's a metro station or something

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Arglebargle III posted:

Well he either drove through Ohio or Canada unless he wanted to drive through *shudder* the south.

As long as you don't stop in the South, driving through is perfectly wonderful.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I actually got super constipated or a minor impacted bowel when I went to China (which also resulted in runny stools) after a few days which also made it so eating more than a plate caused me to go to the throne. I was only aware of the underlying cause because once I got back to the states, I made a major push and there was a thick dry lump sitting in the toilet for me.

Also, simplefish is right in some aspects, but also a whiny pissbaby.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
There is a skill factor that determines pay. That is, labor intensive jobs also tend to be low skill and require little prior knowledge and training compared to other positions. It can be debated which job are or are not low skill. This is besides the point of the deflation of the value of most bachelors degrees though, but increasing access to education creates this as an unfortunate result

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

The Taipei101 is cool, but Chinese have strange color sense.

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