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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Do these people go out of their way to find the most inane things to complain about or is it just too difficult to talk about anything that actually matters?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Abhorrence posted:

tumblr is a bad site

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Crump Rocknubs posted:

dodge this truth bomb if you can:



I mean, she has a point, but it's not a case of sexism or microaggressions or whatever else dumb tumblr thing she cares about but more about the premise of a guessing game where there are only ~30 selections that can be narrowed down quite quickly

Noone would be complaining about stupid tumblr poo poo if it was a guessing game based around animals where there were only two fish and the rest were reptiles and mammals. Then again, fish otherkin shitlords i cant even

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Crump Rocknubs posted:

dodge this truth bomb if you can:



People chose a picture when playing that? We always picked randomly.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

tombler

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Thats /pol/. the right wing equivalent to tumblr.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Justin Tyme posted:

I mean, she has a point, but it's not a case of sexism or microaggressions or whatever else dumb tumblr thing she cares about but more about the premise of a guessing game where there are only ~30 selections that can be narrowed down quite quickly

You've reached the heart of the matter. Tumblr takes legitimate issues like discrimination and under-representation and racism and bigotry and distorts them beyond recognition into special snowflake hugbox madness.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You've reached the heart of the matter. Tumblr takes legitimate issues like discrimination and under-representation and racism and bigotry and distorts them beyond recognition into special snowflake hugbox madness.

its the only place that can take an anti-racist message and present it so poorly and offensively that im tempted to say "you know what, i disagree" just out of spite

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Yivgev posted:

its the only place that can take an anti-racist message and present it so poorly and offensively that im tempted to say "you know what, i disagree" just out of spite

A lot of it is a few words away from being white/black/asian/otherkin supremacy anyway. No race mixing allowed, no cultural mixing allowed, all races should be confined to ghettos where other races aren't allowed to enjoy each others' food or culture, etc.

"I'm so anti-racist that I see black culture as a monolithic entity which shouldn't be touched, altered, enjoyed, or adopted by anyone else! It's THOSE PEOPLE'S culture!"

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Justin Tyme posted:

A lot of it is a few words away from being white/black/asian/otherkin supremacy anyway. No race mixing allowed, no cultural mixing allowed, all races should be confined to ghettos where other races aren't allowed to enjoy each others' food or culture, etc.

It feels like they basically just want to make sure everyone else is as miserable as they themselves are.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Many tumblrites take their arguments so far they horseshoe back around to being incredibly racist/sexist in the exact same ways that their right-wing enemies are. The "appropriation" arguments often more or less devolve into supporting segregation and against race-mixing which is just mind boggling how they cant see the irony in that.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Should I start a tumblr yes/no/suicide?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Bismuth posted:

Many tumblrites take their arguments so far they horseshoe back around to being incredibly racist/sexist in the exact same ways that their right-wing enemies are. The "appropriation" arguments often more or less devolve into supporting segregation and against race-mixing which is just mind boggling how they cant see the irony in that.

Have you read Tumblr? The enemy often isn't as obvious or simple as 'right wingers lol'. They tear each other apart because someone else reblogged a photo of fish.


Trigger warning: Fish.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem





Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Butt Wizard posted:

Have you read Tumblr? The enemy often isn't as obvious or simple as 'right wingers lol'. They tear each other apart because someone else reblogged a photo of fish.


Trigger warning: Fish.

Oh, I'm aware, I just mean they probably THINK thats their real enemy when really they just make an enemy out of everyone they possibly can

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Thanks to tumblr snowflakes and their ilk, I can no longer take the following words seriously because 99% of the time I hear/read them they come from a god drat idiot:
  • problematic
  • bigot/bigotry
  • asexual
  • anything beginning with the phrase "friendly reminder..."
I dunno probably more of them. I imagined this list being bigger before actually trying to type it :saddowns:

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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LaughMyselfTo posted:

Charlie Hebdo megapost again because I hate you all. Now with additional content from thread regular Bismuth.



This one speaks the truest. Not enough 911 jokes on SA

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Broken Cog posted:

People chose a picture when playing that? We always picked randomly.

yeah man they are literally complaining about a game whose rules they chose not to follow

lol

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



those guys shoudl literally go stand in solidarity with ISIS

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



Sex ed is so badly done in a lot of places that it fails even if you're cis scum.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Kimmalah posted:

Sex ed is so badly done in a lot of places that it fails even if you're cis scum.

I just wonder what they thought there, that condoms only need to be worn for straight blowjobs because women can get pregnant from them??

midwat
May 6, 2007

Herr Tog posted:

Should I start a tumblr yes/no/suicide?

Options 1 and 3. Tumblrites love attempted suicides

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mak0rz posted:

Thanks to tumblr snowflakes and their ilk, I can no longer take the following words seriously because 99% of the time I hear/read them they come from a god drat idiot:
  • problematic
  • bigot/bigotry
  • asexual
  • anything beginning with the phrase "friendly reminder..."
I dunno probably more of them. I imagined this list being bigger before actually trying to type it :saddowns:

this. you forgot some. "cultural critique", privledge, triggers, "cultural appropriation" hell even rape. these people take words that mean real things for people and boil them down to nothing but the cries of a special snowflake rear end in a top hat suckling off their trust fund. it makes me sad.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Requesting that screenshot of the chick who identifies as "transnigger" and it bring okay because mentally she isn't white lol

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Bismuth posted:

I just wonder what they thought there, that condoms only need to be worn for straight blowjobs because women can get pregnant from them??

I assume they were talking about STDs, so it sounds like they think blowjobs are something straight people don't do. WAY too kinky and queer. :eyepop:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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pengun101 posted:

privledge, triggers, "cultural appropriation" hell even rape.

oh, these were meant to go on the list too but i forgot. ty <3

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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Bismuth posted:

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I totally get into the porno for the amazing 5 star story. I'm asexual but I still watch porn and masturbate :circlefap:

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Mak0rz posted:

Thanks to tumblr snowflakes and their ilk, I can no longer take the following words seriously because 99% of the time I hear/read them they come from a god drat idiot:
  • problematic
  • bigot/bigotry
  • asexual
  • anything beginning with the phrase "friendly reminder..."
I dunno probably more of them. I imagined this list being bigger before actually trying to type it :saddowns:

Yeah, im getting unreasonably annoyed by anyone using those fat parenthesis smilies, (*==*) or whatever, as they seem to accompany only the very shittiest opinions

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kimmalah posted:

Sex ed is so badly done in a lot of places that it fails even if you're cis scum.

Right?

I've met people well into their 20's who still think pulling out is 100% effective.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Glowku posted:

I totally get into the porno for the amazing 5 star story. I'm asexual but I still watch porn and masturbate :circlefap:

It's not about something as lowbrow as sex, masturbation is just their way of showing appreciation for the "art."

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Right?

I've met people well into their 20's who still think pulling out is 100% effective.

My school's idea of sex ed was to show us a powerpoint full of pictures of diseased genitals and tell us that condoms don't work so never have sex. Unless you're married, then it's fine and great!

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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Kimmalah posted:

It's not about something as lowbrow as sex, masturbation is just their way of showing appreciation for the "art."

I agree, one white chick being destroyed by 3 big black cocks is pretty artistic. Not to mention good on the producer for actually using PoC in "Black Mamba 3"


Kimmalah posted:

My school's idea of sex ed was to show us a powerpoint full of pictures of diseased genitals and tell us that condoms don't work so never have sex. Unless you're married, then it's fine and great!

Is this true? :ohdear:

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

Glowku posted:

Is this true? :ohdear:

North Carolina chiming in. Yup, it's true.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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Horse Divorce posted:

North Carolina chiming in. Yup, it's true.

I have had sex out of wedlock before, should I go get tested?

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Glowku posted:

Is this true? :ohdear:

I had to sit through it twice because the professor of my health class thought it was a good idea to bring in the same guest speaker for college freshmen. :negative:

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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Kimmalah posted:

I had to sit through it twice because the professor of my health class thought it was a good idea to bring in the same guest speaker for college freshmen. :negative:

is this just southern christian attitude? It was quite opposite in Ohio.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

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edit: bismuth how do you get the posts to look so good? I don't actually want to visit these tumblrs to post content... do I have to?

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at least one of them gets it

Wouldn't it be hedgehog not... nevermind..

Mayor Glowku fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jan 12, 2015

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I don't like these tumblr people.

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

Kimmalah posted:


My school's idea of sex ed was to show us a powerpoint full of pictures of diseased genitals and tell us that condoms don't work so never have sex. Unless you're married, then it's fine and great!

hey guys, I think I found the cause of all those school shootings the US keeps having

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Glowku posted:

I totally get into the porno for the amazing 5 star story. I'm asexual but I still watch porn and masturbate :circlefap:

i really want to know more about what happens to the pizza guy when he gets back to the pizza shop, after he let the woman use an alternative payment method. did...did he get in trouble? the suspense is killing me, really hoping Housewife Butt Sluts 7 continues the plotline and gives me some answers

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