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This is just a thread to find guys who care about you. Hopefully someday, you'll wake up and see that your true love has been right in front of your eyes this whole time.
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i need to borrow aprinter
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Jan 12, 2015 00:28
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female seeking single male to listen to her complain about her current boyfriend; respond at illfuckanyonebutyou@yahoo.com
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Jan 12, 2015 00:30
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I'm a nice guy
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Jan 12, 2015 00:34
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god, why do i always fall for jerks 
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Jan 12, 2015 00:36
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im a jerk jock with a sweet car
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Jan 12, 2015 00:36
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its two camaros side by side that i drive at the same time using a system of pulleys and levers connecting the steering wheels
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Jan 12, 2015 00:37
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whoflungpoop posted:god, why do i always fall for jerks m'lady
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Jan 12, 2015 00:42
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fine you stupid vapid cunts. have fun being some jerk's cum dumpster you ungrateful sluts
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Jan 12, 2015 01:29
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Gaunab posted:fine you stupid vapid cunts. have fun being some jerk's cum dumpster you ungrateful sluts not very nice imho
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Jan 12, 2015 01:30
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*always buys his friends a small but thoughtful gift for their birthday* *doesn't get mad when people forget his birthday*
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Jan 12, 2015 01:57
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*drives into thread in a trans-am blasting AC/DC, fucks OP's crush* You still respect her, right?
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Jan 12, 2015 02:15
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BeefThief posted:i need to borrow aprinter *stares at the horrific sight of panties on the bed*
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Jan 12, 2015 02:22
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I actually really am a nice guy, just not a Nice Guy. Humbleness is not one of my virtues though.
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Jan 12, 2015 02:29
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your nice... nicely ugly ahahahagahahaha
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Jan 12, 2015 02:30
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ilikedirt posted:your nice... nicely ugly ahahahagahahaha now you're getting it 
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Jan 12, 2015 02:32
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Nice guys, more like boring guys, weak guys, spooky guys
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Jan 12, 2015 02:43
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gently caress all of you
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Jan 12, 2015 02:57
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Whyyyyy won't you let me manipulate you into taking my v-card?! I even wore my imported Italian fedora! Bask in my class as I recite the poem I made about the first time I met you in class, you need to believe me that love at first sight is real!
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Jan 12, 2015 03:06
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Broenheim posted:gently caress all of you but that's the problem!
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Jan 12, 2015 03:08
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Gaunab posted:m'lady i wish i could meet a nice guy like you *fucks Marine*
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Jan 12, 2015 03:08
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You have really pretty eyes... *blushes* *fidgets* *is 27 years old*
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Jan 12, 2015 03:09
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Spanish Manlove posted:I'm a nice guy Would you like to be my platonic best friend who secretly resents me for dating guys actually brave enough to ask?
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Jan 12, 2015 03:11
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My wrist has cramped up from writing all of these ultimatums
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Jan 12, 2015 03:15
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I'm probably the nicest fella in this forum 
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Jan 12, 2015 03:15
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I'm a SWAGFAG come to take your women.
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Jan 12, 2015 03:44
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No mom you don't understand, I need the printer and I need it NOW!
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Jan 12, 2015 03:50
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Ugh, I should have put on deodorant before I left. Hope the sweat stains don't show through my cherished sonic the hedgehog shirt. No matter, I'ma get so much hoverhand tonight it's gonna be sick.
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Jan 12, 2015 03:52
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I'm a nice guy, I'll even spot you during bench! Touch these guns bro, all natural.
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Jan 12, 2015 03:59
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I'm here to listen to you. What's wrong? It's ok, it doesn't bother me.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:13
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whoflungpoop posted:i wish i could meet a nice guy like you we need to talk outside 
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Jan 12, 2015 09:35
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Hello ladies. For the past several years I've been hitting the gym in order to carry all your printers, no matter how far. Just look at these guns *flexes* I'll even carry your office xerox machine. My shoulders are wide enough for you and your best friend to cry on, and I can beat up each and every boyfriend you ever dated at the same time. How's that for being loving nice? 
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Jan 12, 2015 10:34
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how many pussy points do you cost?
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Jan 12, 2015 10:38
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i'm gonna stop being a nice guy and start acting like an rear end in a top hat, i bet that will make those stupid whores want to gently caress me
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Jan 12, 2015 10:40
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I think you’re lying, because my desire to believe that nerds are balls of pure goodness oppressed by 80s-style cartoonish jock villains cannot countenance the idea that nerd men could ever do anything wrong, ever. Never mind that the movie epitomizing the nerd/jock dichotomy I lean heavily on features a nerd raping a woman in an act of revenge, which is treated like a triumph instead of an act of violence. Despite saying he’s steeped in feminist discourse, you will find that the only feminist whose name he appears to remember is Andrea Dworkin’s, i.e. a woman modern day feminists reference rarely (if ever) but misogynists tend to obsess over because they want her to be the spokeswoman for feminism. Having to explain my suffering to women when they should already be there, mopping my brow and offering me beers and blow jobs, is so tiresome. This is a critical passage, because it really lays out his thesis: That fear of rejection is a male-only experience, and one that is so awful that any suffering women have endured through history is a mere pittance compared to it. The possibility that women want love and attention and worry about being humiliated and denied simply has never occurred to him. I have some theories as to why. I was too busy JAQ-ing off, throwing tantrums, and making sure the chip on my shoulder was felt by everyone in the room to be bothered to do something like listen. I believe that women and gay men do not experience either sexual desire or fear of rejection, mostly because I haven’t considered the possibility that people not exactly like me have internal lives and desires of their own. I skimmed through feminist literature and got angry when I realized that they were going to spend all their time yapping about women’s problems, instead of getting onto the real problem that they, as women, are obligated to solve. Which is how to get someone to touch my cock without making me work at it. Unwilling to actually do the work required to address my social anxiety—much less actually improve my game—I decided that it would be easier to indulge a conspiracy theory where all the women in the world, led by evil feminists, are teaching each other not to gently caress me. Because bitches, yo. There are many women out there who are also crippled by social anxieties who would prefer to hide in their hobbies and interests. The difference is a) they can’t blame the entire opposite sex instead of themselves for their mental health issues and b) when they actually try to turn those interests and hobbies into professions, they are told by various social forces, both explicitly and implicitly, that their femaleness means they will always be second-rate at best. Being able to hide in mathematics is, in fact, a privilege, because it is one that has long been and continues in many ways, denied to women. I’m not a doctor, but I can imagine that it’s nearly impossible to help someone who is more interested in blaming his testicles, feminism, women generally, or the world for his mental health problems than to actually settle down and get to work at getting better. Perhaps actual therapists might want to weigh in on how you handle cases like this. This is a common theme: He isn’t failing himself. Women are failing him by not showing up naked in his bed, unbidden. It’s unfair that I can’t just go to the wife store and buy the latest model. I have no doubt that men who spend their dates flirting with women instead of demanding that the answer for something Andrea Dworkin wrote 35 years ago do, in fact, get laid more. What’s interesting is Aaronson doesn’t seem to grasp that some of that rear end-grabbery might be, you know, consensual. Because that would be admitting that women have sexual desires like he does, as opposed to being sex-dispensing machines who have been broken by feminism and their own inherent female wrongness. I’ve completely absorbed the idea that dating nerds hurts your social status, so I only pay attention to women I have nothing in common with while turning my nose up to women who share my interests. When those women inevitably reject me, I refuse to accept that it might be because they don’t share my interests, but instead choose to believe that it’s because they are fundamentally broken and therefore must be attracted to men who are bad for them. I categorically refuse to accept that any of my romantic rivals might actually be okay guys. I also categorically refuse to accept that women have a right to have sex with who they want instead of dole pussy out like it’s gold stars for getting good grades. I wouldn’t call it hidden. And it’s entirely possible that said “Neanderthals” are not acting entitled but are flirting and trying to impress women they’re interested in, which suggests that they understand that they aren’t owed but that women should have to want it, too. In other words, his problem was not feminism or women, but his crippling unwillingness to put himself out there. When he got over that a little and actually started to interact with women, he discovered that they were not actually the man-hating hell beasts he believed. However, he continues to be unwilling to believe that he was the one with a problem, and prefers to believe that it’s women and feminists in particular that are out to get him. He is utterly unwilling to accept that what happened was he overcame a personal problem and instead imagines that he defeated a cabal of man-hating feminists that exist only in his mind. The eternal struggle of the sexist: Objective reality suggests that women are people, but the heart wants to believe they are a robot army put here for sexual service and housework. While continuing to build your social and sexual identity around this specific conspiracy theory. I say that women aren’t to blame, but look at them! They gently caress men who aren’t me. Clearly they are screwing up. I reluctantly claim to believe women are equal, but clearly I believe they are a bunch of bitches who have denied me. Denied me. You can have the vote, I guess. But you are failures for not loving me. The notion that women respond with enthusiasm to having someone sexually assault them will not be moved by any number of Hollaback videos. He needs to believe that women did not gently caress him not because of anything he did, but because women are fundamentally broken, as a gender. No evidence otherwise will penetrate. We deserve all the pussy cookies and you women, being broken, keep failing to provide the pity fucks we have earned by pretending, badly, not to hate you. He’s not equating them. He’s definitely suggesting that having to learn to speak to women instead of having naked women show up in your bed by magic is worse than being raped. You know, because people pity you if you’ve been raped. They may even pity gently caress you, which is clearly all he ever wanted. He really has a problem with women reacting normally to objective facts about the world, doesn’t he? I am not buying the argument that his mind was ever actually open to hearing from women about their experiences, lest that disturb his belief that we never suffer rejection, anxiety, or fear. Despite my claim to be afraid of women, I feel powerful enough around women to decree whether or not a woman’s response is acceptable or not, based strictly on how much it flatters me.
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Jan 12, 2015 10:50
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i'm not that nice
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Jan 12, 2015 10:55
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Im baked beans
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Jan 12, 2015 11:03
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Person X: Hey man, are you going to ask out Dream Girl to the Prom? Nice Guy: I don't know, I'm not sure if she's interested in me. 2 days later Person X: Hey, did you ever ask Dream Girl out? Nice Guy: No, she's dating some douche bag now, I'll just bide my time. 2 weeks later Person X: Dude, Dream Girl's available, are you going to ask her out? Nice Guy: Yup, just waiting for the right moment. Just kind of busy with college and stuff. 2 months later Person X: So Dream Girl's now dating Frat Guy, why didn't you do anything? Nice Guy: Just didn't have a chance. I don't think she's in to me anyways. Person X: Well she seems pretty into Frat Guy, maybe you should think about dating someone else? Nice Guy: No, she is my waifu and one true love. I'll just wait and they will totally break up. 2 years later Person X: So they're getting married. Nice Guy: Divorce rate is over 50%, she'll be available again any moment. 20 years later Person X: Hey it's the big reunion, you got a date? Nice Guy: Nah man, Dream Girl's going to be there. At last I'll have my chance. Person X: She's been married happily for 20 years, they have like 3 kids. Nice Guy: Urgh... welp it's true, nice guys finish last.
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Jan 12, 2015 11:16
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No no, no trouble at all, really. AFTER ALL THAT I HAVE DONE FOR YOU!!!
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