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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

post itt to discuss british things like tv shows foods with weird names or paedophiles

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

over here biscuits are cookies and we don't have them with gravy haha we dip them in tea which is made with milk and hot water

two sugars please ;)

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

yeah that just about covers it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
me wellies is all knackered from kicking the paedos (pronounced pee-dos) inna bonce

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

paranoid randroid posted:

me wellies is all knackered from kicking the paedos (pronounced pee-dos) inna bonce

we call them nonces too if you wanna make it a cool rhyme

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
everything i know about the UK i learned from paddington bear, the occasional trashy tabloid front page with stories about royals sticking their dicks in cabbages or w/e, and situation comedies where the main character is a hateful poo poo but still somehow has friends

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
that pretty much covers it

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Pouz my neug arsehoule pip pip!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
if the UK were like that show Dark Place it would be way better

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
karl pilkington

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

that image represents modern britain on the world stage

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
oi deez bluddy immigents is cummin in ere fookin rekkin are cuntree innit
WOT U LOOKIN AT oval office I'LL FUCKEN SMASH YE NANNA

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I always liked the term bangers

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Ray Winstone sometimes calls people cahnts and sometimes facking cahnts.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
put yer banger in me toad in the hole

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Des Lynam can do dry and Jimmy Hill never played Joe Dredd.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

talent shows NHS and racism

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
David Mitchell on a panel show? fooken marvellous!

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

doctor who and inclement weather

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gently caress england. my ancestors shot them up for a reason.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Oop's I Farted, number one on the telly, right good.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

gently caress england. my ancestors shot them up for a reason.

your ancestors were bitch retards

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
sausages

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

the uk deserves to be taken in front of a human rights court and asked stern questions about why it makes the sci-fi it does

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
67th times a charm for thread repeats

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Peaky Blinders is a neat show. It's also the most British title ever.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Marvin Freeman posted:

Peaky Blinders is a neat show. It's also the most British title ever.

it sucks and is lame and soft and super clean despite taking place in dirty-rear end england and poo poo or whatever

but i only watched half an ep so

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
y'wha lid? Giz a bifter there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I lived in England for a long time and the only thing I miss is the beer. Occasionally.

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May 27, 2004



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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Claiming this thread on behalf of the Ministry of Shitposting, British Empire Internet Division.

Yankees go home; God Save the Queen.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

well they sure exposed the face of someone who is on television, great fuckin' journalism. or were they talking about his birthmark? either way,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Faffel posted:

it sucks and is lame and soft and super clean despite taking place in dirty-rear end england and poo poo or whatever

but i only watched half an ep so

its good and not clean at all there is filth everywhere

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


monster munch.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

best monster munch flavour order from best to worst

spicy, pickled onion, beef

best niknak order

purple, orange, green

stinky ox
Mar 29, 2007
I am a stinky ox.
can't believe it's no longer CDM in the CCE now. And you get one less per pack. Absolutely not cricket, Cadburys.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


david... posted:

best niknak order

orange, green, purple

:agreed:

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Apr 8, 2012

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Oi, me strife just went up the apples and pears.

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