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Hated on The alpha is For marching to a beat Only his. People think But fear to say That they agree With his way It's the duty Of the sheep To blindly follow Without a peep other gems and incoming here: https://twitter.com/warmachine170 for those of you who don't know, war machine is the MMA fighter who beat his porn star girlfriend to near death after finding her in bed with another man. he's a repeat assaulter so he's probably going to be in jail for life now and he's attempted suicide while in prison, and apparently he's found Jesus now.
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wait, how is he tweeting from prison?
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Jan 12, 2015 02:33
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:wait, how is he tweeting from prison? writes letters and gives it someone to post
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Jan 12, 2015 02:34
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he found the lord let em out
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Frank Jameso posted:and apparently he's found Jesus now. Oh THIS isn't gonna end badly at all.
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Has he joined the Aryan Brotherhood yet? I hear those dudes are p chill and cool to hang with, c/d.
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Jan 12, 2015 02:37
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War Machine is Iron Man's BFF Also, Don Cheadle doesn't look a drat thing like Terrence Howard. What the gently caress man.
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Jan 12, 2015 02:38
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You said five pages op. Where's the rest of them?
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Jan 12, 2015 02:41
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What's a War Machine, and why should I care?
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So much better than Iron Man as a kid. Imagine Iron Man but more lasers rockets and chain guns that poo poo is dope to children. I rest my case.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Has he joined the Aryan Brotherhood yet? He's half Mexican, would they be cool about that? 
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war machine cable and iron man was the best mvc2 combo
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Arian_Samurai posted:War Machine is Iron Man's BFF Holy poo poo, I just realized it wasn't Cuba Gooding Jr in the first movie. 
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White Noise Marine posted:What's a War Machine, and why should I care? here he is:  he changed his legal name to War Machine a few years ago
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Hobohemian posted:Holy poo poo, I just realized it wasn't Cuba Gooding Jr in the first movie. it also wasnt tim meadows, denzel washington, or sidney poitier. shocking, i know.
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shiksa posted:it also wasnt tim meadows, denzel washington, or sidney poitier. Those two guys look pretty similar. Like Kerri Russel and Jennifer Morrison. They have the same head shape and cheek bones.
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Frank Jameso posted:war machine is the MMA fighter who accidentally beat his porn star girlfriend to near death after finding her in bed with another man
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Jan 12, 2015 02:53
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him and his girl were just doing what they do best
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I think we've said all there is to say, op
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Frank Jameso posted:for those of you who don't know, war machine is the MMA fighter who beat his porn star girlfriend to near death after finding her in bed with another man. And now she has "Property of War Machine" tattooed on her. I wonder if she'll do a guest appearance on one of those tattoo renovation shows.
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Does anyone remember the brief time period when War Machine (Iron man's buddy) was very popular in the 90's, even more than Iron Man himself, because who the gently caress knows why? (guns I suppose?) he even got his comic book and poo poo  then everyone realized lol it's loving War machine, let's go read Spawn or venom or something
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He should get the chair for that lovely poetry
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Jan 12, 2015 04:27
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Actually he's called The Iron Patriot now.
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TheJoker138 posted:Actually he's called The Iron Patriot now. lol if true
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shiksa posted:war machine cable and iron man was the best mvc2 combo Scrub
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Kimmalah posted:He's half Mexican, would they be cool about that? Only one way to find out. 
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TheJoker138 posted:Actually he's called The Iron Patriot now. Wasn't that the green goblin?
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I don't watch that MMA thing, but if we only have 5 pages, I just didn't want to miss out. For content, if he beat a woman like that, gently caress him. I hope he rots in hell.
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Terrence Howard was a good one
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I was going to post some kick-rear end KISS lyrics but after reading what this guy is actually about he is actually too pathetic to even be tangentially involved with that song.
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My friend kept kicking my rear end in MvC3 until I started using War Machine's missile barrage thing and then he got pissed when I started winning.
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The US War Machine 2.0 miniseries has the worst art ever seen in a professionally-published comic.
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Terence act like a young bill cosby or some poo poo in Iron Man and he was a straight buster..i don't know why people like that fool.
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War Machine is the embodiment of all retards who believe in the alpha male thing. Impotent. Insecure. Quick to rage. Overcompensation. MMA. Thinks women conspire against him. Whines when he doesn't get what he wants. Hypocrite, insults people who whine similarly. Etc.
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You have to be super racist to think all black people look alike
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Frank Jameso posted:for those of you who don't know, war machine is the MMA fighter who beat his porn star girlfriend to near death after finding her in bed with another man. he's a repeat assaulter so he's probably going to be in jail for life now and he's attempted suicide while in prison, and apparently he's found Jesus now. loving idiot willingly went into a relationship knowing he'd be cucked daily. He then gets cucked and is angry about it.
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Jan 13, 2015 13:17
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Porn star and wrestle guy had broken up at the time of the attack, and porn star and other dude weren't in the middle of boning.
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Just Lol if you play warmachine
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