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I've always had a special hate for the H2 Hummer vehicle. It's unnecessarily huge, absolutely horrible on gas, and ugly as gently caress. Yet a few years ago, they were everywhere. Living in metro Detroit, home of GM, you couldn't throw a stone without hitting one. Flash forward to TYOOL 2015, and my wife and I noticed, neither of us can remember the last time we even saw one on the road. I've been looking everywhere I go the past week, and haven't seen a single one. Where'd all these giants POS cars go?
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WHen I had your mom in the passenger seat
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they probably all broke down by down
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Jan 12, 2015 03:53
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while i agree h2 hummers are really bad, I have a feeling you drive like a prius or a 94 subaru station wagon so im not going to side with you OP
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Jan 12, 2015 03:55
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Living in metro Detroit, home of GM, you could throw a stone without hitting one.
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1gnoirents posted:while i agree h2 hummers are really bad, I have a feeling you drive like a prius or a 94 subaru station wagon so im not going to side with you OP Nah, Dodge Journey. a hole-y ghost posted:huh. that's actually not that strange Whoops
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Jan 12, 2015 03:57
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i work at a costco and see them all the time
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Jan 12, 2015 04:00
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aFordPRefectLL posted:i work at a costco and see them all the time also the drivers are usually disabled for some reason
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Jan 12, 2015 04:01
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The other day I saw one of the original civilian gigantic versions. It had been completely coated in that textured rubbery looking black material that I think is typically used in truck beds. It looked pretty scary 
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Jan 12, 2015 04:05
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FordPRefectLL posted:a welfare queens buying gas with their disability check
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Jan 12, 2015 04:10
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I saw one like two days ago, but you're right I hadn't seen one for at least months if not a year or more so the encounter stuck in my mind so that I could bring it back here to the forums and help reinforce your own perceptions.
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christmas eve at the grocery store, i pulled into the parking lot along with an H3. as i get out of my car the guy driving the H3 is getting out too. i look over and this guy looks like Joe Pesci on a meth binge, is wearing a black suit with a red shirt and black tie, and has two hooks instead of hands. thats my hummer story, op.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:14
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they are so roomy on the inside, the front and back seats are like 4 feet away. really awesome for a road trip where im not throwing down on gas
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Yivgev posted:christmas eve at the grocery store, i pulled into the parking lot along with an H3. as i get out of my car the guy driving the H3 is getting out too. i look over and this guy looks like Joe Pesci on a meth binge, is wearing a black suit with a red shirt and black tie, and has two hooks instead of hands. i saw one on the highway and said 'there's somethign you don't see everyday' before making another 'because of the poor gas mileage' comment and then somebody else said something about gm taking government money
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Jan 12, 2015 04:18
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Nah, Dodge Journey. why
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ethanol posted:i saw one on the highway and said 'there's somethign you don't see everyday' before making another 'because of the poor gas mileage' comment and then somebody else said something about gm taking government money
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Jan 12, 2015 04:19
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because I have a vehicle with an 8" touch screen, AWD, heated leather seats, heated steering wheel, power everything, and a large enough rear hatch area to carry all of my fire gear for $225 a month. Sorry my car doesn't live up to the standards of your 2007 Saturn
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My boss had one and it got 9 miles to the gallon new. He said he was spending $75 every 4 days on gas using it as a daily drive. He had the money and reasoned that it's one of the safest vehicles he could own for the famil but the gas mileage obviously stung. I saw them a lot around Vegas for a few years but they're definitely disappearing as people get them paid down enough to get rid of them.
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Hey OP, the Jeep was mine H2 was the Fathers both have been to the car graveyard. I only miss one of them can you guess which?
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Jan 12, 2015 04:28
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sorry about your dad's tiny dick. I see hummers around all the loving time, it's obscene. What a lovely car.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:29
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I'm surprised you are even here to post that picture, what with your dad's super tiny penis and all.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:30
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I see a Hummer H1 every day at work so I guess every day?
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm surprised you are even here to post that picture, what with your dad's super tiny penis and all. It wasn't driveable, it was just used to drive a mile straight to the beach and back and that was it. It was miserable I'm 6'3" and getting into it was like climbing into an aircraft. I did have a train horn on it which was pretty fun.
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Hummers may have come and gone, but the PT Cruiser will be around forever
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Guru Yaekob posted:It wasn't driveable, it was just used to drive a mile straight to the beach and back and that was it. It was miserable I'm 6'3" and getting into it was like climbing into an aircraft. I did have a train horn on it which was pretty fun. that's pretty gosh darn dumb
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To be honest if I lived in Detroit I would want a hummer or a tank.ethanol posted:that's pretty gosh darn dumb I wouldn't know I don't have thousands of disposable income.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:35
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If you dont own a certain type of car you literally have no dick or balls.
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Jan 12, 2015 04:36
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You don't see them because they stopped making them ya doofus. Also the H2 was just a different body slapped on a tahoe along with some extra goodies like locking diffs, the h3 was the smaller one and was underpowered and gay I didn't like them because you can't see poo poo out of those back and side windows.
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nice wife OP, what was his name?
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Guru Yaekob posted:Hey OP, the Jeep was mine H2 was the Fathers both have been to the car graveyard. I only miss one of them can you guess which? Your dad paid a lot of money for a really bad lift and a really obnoxious paint job
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I think we can all agree you have a small penis unless you drive a Yugo then it is HUGEEEEEEEE
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Guru Yaekob posted:I did have a train horn on it which was pretty fun.
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Ramsus posted:Your dad paid a lot of money for a really bad lift and a really obnoxious paint job I don't think it bothered him much.
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Sometimes I ride a bike, dick so big it get caught in the chain
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sexy young infidel posted:nice wife OP, what was his name? Carlston
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Ramsus posted:Sometimes I ride a bike, dick so big it get caught in the chain  
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sexy young infidel posted:nice wife OP, what was his name? Sorry about you still being a virgin 
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Ramsus posted:Sometimes I ride a bike, dick so big it get caught in the chain What kind of bike?
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When I lived in DC I saw H2's pretty regularly, and see a few around my present locale, and I used to drive an H3, and am kind of annoyed they quit making them, because it was like a poor man's Jeep Unlimited (totalled my H3 when I hit a deer, so I just moved up to the Unlimited).
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