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MrTargetPractice
Mar 17, 2004

Do you use hemorrhoid cream as lube?

I know sometimes my hemorrhoid itches really bad and it feels really nice to wipe my butt after a poop and scratch it. Like it's p much the best itch to scratch in the world so maybe having a penis up there scratching it for you would be extra nice?

Maybe noted homoperson Three Olives could answer these important questions.
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FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

very daintily

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
anal sex is basically a butt exercise for avoiding hemmorhoids, actually

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Depending on activity, they can be speed bumps or an amuse bouche

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The pene just jams them all back into place.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
how does anyone deal with hemorroids? asking for a friend

MrTargetPractice
Mar 17, 2004

Rapman the Cook posted:

The pene just jams them all back into place.

Cubone posted:

anal sex is basically a butt exercise for avoiding hemmorhoids, actually

How does one become a gay?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

MrTargetPractice posted:

How does one become a gay?

1 - Get hamroids

2 - Say Oh my god I never want that to happen again

3 - go to gay bar, find a guy to put the roids back up there with his weewee

4 - stay gay for the rear end exercise

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Switch over to tongues.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Its the price you pay for doing something unnatural i guess

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i'm a top is codeword for "i have the hemorrhoids"

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
man i wish i had hemorrhoids instead of bloody fissures

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
You tell the other guy "these are grapes" and hope he doesn't bite them.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gently caress them, put a big fdick up your arse, feels good and is nice, a hard piunding every night. some nights i have two dicks, sometimes erven more. i cant get a nough dicks in my arse

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

so many cocks and onyt one arsehole

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

drat

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

a big loving cock

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

GOODS BYE

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Friendly Tumour posted:

man i wish i had hemorrhoids instead of bloody fissures

More holes

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
Any goons wanna test dis poo poo out? I got a bad case of tge butt bumps. ~not gay~

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
You have to use butt medicine. You shove it up your butt. Way up there.

Not kidding.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Is hemorrhoid surgery like Lasik? Lots of thought and talk but nobody wants to do it?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
just read this thread and my stomach growled

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I would imagine the same way anyone deals with hemorrhoids, seeing a doctor.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

There's two fields of thought on this matter:
Some say the best defense is a good offense. Others say an ounce of prevention is worth a gallon of cure.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
it all starts with fingering your butt hole with hemmroid cream. then you are gaY

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

What!? No one hasn't asked: "I don't know OP, you tell me."

Smh

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you go to the doctor and have him gently caress you in the rear end

That's how I do it anywya, i dont know what gay people do

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