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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

geez talk about shoddy journalism. he said "totally muslim" not "100% muslim"

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Phoon posted:

whats the best religion to indoctrinate kids into? sikhism?

Gay Satanism.

Hail Gay Satan.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i believe children should come to gay satan of their own volition

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

fictitious "sharia zones" are all the rage among european tabloids, they've been pushing that bullshit for years, fyi.

the islamic state of tinsley is real!! :stonk:

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Zzulu posted:

man the bible forbids people to eat a lot of stuff

- Those that chew cud or have a split hoof but not both (like camels, rabbits, pigs)
- Sea creatures that do not have fins and scales (like crustaceans)

It's just that no one gives a gently caress

No Jesus full on absolved us from keeping kosher: “Hear Me, everyone, and understand: There is nothing that enters a man from outside which can defile him; but the things which come out of him, those are the things that defile a man. If anyone has ears to hear, let him hear!”

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:gay:There is nothing that enters a man from outside which can defile him :gay:

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Always knew Mecca Bingo was an Islamist plot to subvert traditional British values.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Zzulu posted:

:gay:There is nothing that enters a man from outside which can defile him :gay:

but the things which come out of him, those are the things that defile a man :cumpolice:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



:golfclap:

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

anchoress posted:

any % muslim is too many

i dont consider any% runs of muslim legitimate imo, 100% completion is pretty much required

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i hope they behead all the filthy euroswine and turn big ben into a minaret

richardm
Jul 15, 2004

Bozza posted:

Always knew Mecca Bingo was an Islamist plot to subvert traditional British values.

Apparently the reason it's generally spelled "Makkah" these days is because people were fed up with the birthplace of Mohammed being confused with a bingo parlour.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Please hand in all graven images. They will be replaced with non-offensive equivalents. For example, baseball cards will be replaced by pictures of flowers with stats on the back, Zoobooks will be replaced by Florabooks.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Just went into Birmingham New Street station and was DISGUSTED to find it's turned into a mosque. They even had the nerve to have the call to prayer playing constantly over the speakers. I don't speak Arabic but it sounded like "The-fifteen-thirty-three-to-longbridge-delayed-by-five-minutes." I don't recognise this country any more.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Zzulu posted:

lol fox news

If you had any balls at all america you would shut fox news down for dangerous levels of misinformation and stupidity

unfortunately we cant do this because fox does it all by the book

they literally advertise themselves as entertainment and have gone on record saying they intentionally dont report news in a journalistic and honest way and people still watch them as their only current events source

what you're saying is the same as saying, "this stephen colbert fellow has some reprehensible opinions and he lies on his show! we need to shut him down for dangerous levels of misinformation and stupidity"

its funny how non-americans just dont quite get how that works intuitively

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Zzulu posted:



If you had any balls at all america you would shut fox news down for dangerous levels of misinformation and stupidity

I think CNN would have to go first. So far Fox news anchors who appeared on jeopardy all ended with their win totals in the positives.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

The Taint Reaper posted:

I think CNN would have to go first. So far Fox news anchors who appeared on jeopardy all ended with their win totals in the positives.

fox news = dangerous conservative propaganda masquerading as journalism
cnn = dangerously retarded journalism

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
No one in a free society need fear the 24 hour news cycle.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Monkey Fracas posted:

fox news = dangerous conservative propaganda masquerading as journalism
cnn = dangerously retarded journalism
lol, no. cnn hasn't done any journalism in like 15 years. cnn is the one masquerading as journalism. fox is upfront about the fact that it's just propaganda. the people watching it don't care, that's what they want.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
CNN grows increasingly laughable. It's about to the point where the main page is one terror-related headline in huge, bold font followed by rows upon rows of cat and dog videos.

NUCLEAR DEVICE GOES OFF IN DOWNTOWN LA, MILLIONS DEAD

you won't believe what hero dog does next

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the area of your monitor that constitutes my post is a sharia zone. please respect sharia law while within the confines of this, my post.

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

Prettz posted:

the people watching it don't care, that's what they want.

It's this, these fuckers know their audience

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Mr. Pumroy posted:

the area of your monitor that constitutes my post is a sharia zone. please respect sharia law while within the confines of this, my post.

Your av is a graven image. May a suggest a garbage dick icon, which is perfectly acceptable under sharia law.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

SplitSoul posted:

fictitious "sharia zones" are all the rage among european tabloids, they've been pushing that bullshit for years, fyi.

the islamic state of tinsley is real!! :stonk:





They are everywhere! It's like counter strike, bro!



Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
Islam a poo poo.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
there is only one god, and marx is his messenger

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

This is pretty great

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

can someone explain that joke for amerigoons?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Prettz posted:

can someone explain that joke for amerigoons?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerrang!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
And Black Sabbath and Judas Priest are from Birmingham

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hingehead posted:

They are everywhere! It's like counter strike, bro!





What is the story behind this photo.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
muslim rape van with a furry twist

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Prettz posted:

can someone explain that joke for amerigoons?

http://www.kerrang.com/

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

What is the story behind this photo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-SrlQ9tlI

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 12, 2015

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

What is the story behind this photo.

its from the movie four lions I think

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

And Black Sabbath and Judas Priest are from Birmingham

sound like anti jewish and anti christian hate groups to me

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

What is the story behind this photo.

They didn't stick with the original plan; bomb the mosque to radicalize the moderate Muslims and blame it on the kufar.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Prettz posted:

lol, no. cnn hasn't done any journalism in like 15 years. cnn is the one masquerading as journalism. fox is upfront about the fact that it's just propaganda. the people watching it don't care, that's what they want.

you're not wrong about CNN


but on the other hand fox's slogan is still "fair and balanced"

also if everyone that watches it knows it's straight propaganda I wish they would shut the gently caress up about it and stop repeating things from fox like they're true

can't trust the liberal media with it's lies and ignoring great tragedy benghazi

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Gay Satanism.

Hail Gay Satan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Behead those who insult Aston Villa.

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