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ProfessorLoomis posted:White people are the best at war. Bad thing to be the best at, but it beats the alternative. ya 
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The problem with whites is that they never run out of other people's money.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:40
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Wow good job killing blacks and aboriginals who lacked all industry. It's actually the Mongolians, who decimated every opponent at the height of their glory
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Jan 13, 2015 01:42
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Beef Turret posted:Wow good job killing blacks and aboriginals who lacked all industry. It's actually the Mongolians, who decimated every opponent at the height of their glory Wow you know nothing about history
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Jan 13, 2015 01:45
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ProfessorLoomis posted:White people are the best at war. Bad thing to be the best at, but it beats the alternative. So you're saying white people are savages?
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Jan 13, 2015 01:45
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Iamblikhos posted:Wow you know nothing about history Problem?
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Jan 13, 2015 01:46
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im p sure the 30 yrs war would be a better counterpoint b/c you really dont get any bonus points for being able to beat tribesmen armed with wicker shields and spears when you're packing maxim guns
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Jan 13, 2015 01:46
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Jan 13, 2015 01:47
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Good job. Now, which among the peoples they conquered were "at the height of their glory"?
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Jan 13, 2015 01:49
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well the kwarezm shah was getting compared to alexander the great before uncle genghis came and kicked his door in
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Jan 13, 2015 01:51
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Iamblikhos posted:Good job. Now, which among the peoples they conquered were "at the height of their glory"? i think he means "the Mongolians, who - at the height of their glory - decimated every opponent" or maybe not god i dont know this forum is so full of angry tonight! lets be nice :)
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Jan 13, 2015 01:52
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paranoid randroid posted:well the kwarezm shah was getting compared to alexander the great before uncle genghis came and kicked his door in ...by his objective and impartial Medieval Muslim courtiers, no less!
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Scandalous posted:i think he means "the Mongolians, who - at the height of their glory - decimated every opponent" HE HAD HIS CHANCE TO STEP BACK OVER THE RED LINE!!!
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Jan 13, 2015 01:53
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whats with the brazillion
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Jan 13, 2015 01:54
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muhammed II did pretty ok for himself. he just had the bad luck to be hanging out in transoxiana when the latest unstoppable steppe horsemen nation got its poo poo together. bad luck, really.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:54
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paranoid randroid posted:muhammed II did pretty ok for himself. he just had the bad luck to be hanging out in transoxiana when the latest unstoppable steppe horsemen nation got its poo poo together. bad luck, really. Pretty OK isn't "height of glory". Now don't get me wrong. Mongols were exceptionally badass and some of their leaders were brilliant at what they did, but they are the ones who got supremely lucky to face a series of superficially powerful empires that were rotting at the core.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:56
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Every time europeans conquered something big it was because of a fluke like smallpox or the weather.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:57
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genghis didnt even want to skullfuck the turks and persians he just wanted to make friends with cool muslim dudes but they were extremely rude to him
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Jan 13, 2015 01:57
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Beef Turret posted:Every time europeans conquered something big it was because of a fluke like smallpox or the weather. Yeah, your mom's pretty poxy, I agree.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:58
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Iamblikhos posted:Yeah, your mom's pretty poxy, I agree. 
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fanged wang posted:genghis didnt even want to skullfuck the turks and persians he just wanted to make friends with cool muslim dudes but they were extremely rude to him Or so the stories go. Let's not kid ourselves into thinking that early historiography of the Mongols is even trying to be impartial or factually responsible.
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Jan 13, 2015 01:59
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fanged wang posted:genghis didnt even want to skullfuck the turks and persians he just wanted to make friends with cool muslim dudes but they were extremely rude to him maybe i guess. itd still be like the kind of friendly where theres a bunch of bikers inviting themselves over to your house every night. you dont mind if they drink all your booze and make passes at your wife right? of course you dont
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Jan 13, 2015 02:00
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But seriously, even if you're correct (and you aren't), what does it have to do with the Mongols?
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Jan 13, 2015 02:01
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Iamblikhos posted:Or so the stories go. Let's not kid ourselves into thinking that early historiography of the Mongols is even trying to be impartial or factually responsible. secret history is the most baller as gently caress ya/fantasy novel ever written
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Jan 13, 2015 02:02
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hatred among the races/genders is just to keep people distracted from the super rich and their trust fund children.
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Jan 13, 2015 02:03
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its great that we have surviving letters written by mongol khans. Dear Caliph, Hey how's it going? Me, I'm just chilling out in Russia. By the way, fucker, where's my levy of troops? Where's my troops, you hat wearing man? With your carpets and praying five times a day? I'm coming to get my troops and you're not going to like seeing me when I get there, idiot retard. Yours, under Heaven Hulagu Khan
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Jan 13, 2015 02:05
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fanged wang posted:secret history is the most baller as gently caress ya/fantasy novel ever written TemujinXOgedei I ship it.
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Jan 13, 2015 02:06
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Iamblikhos posted:TemujinXOgedei gross dude, a bridge too far
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fanged wang posted:gross dude, a bridge too far That's the Mongol way. All the way.
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Jan 13, 2015 02:07
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Iamblikhos posted:But seriously, even if you're correct (and you aren't), what does it have to do with the Mongols? "Who are the best at war?"
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Jan 13, 2015 02:09
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i slash jochi and tsubadai bc jochi was a smexxxy hotheaded rogue and tsubadai was calm like the water fire and ice baby
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Jan 13, 2015 02:09
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WHO IS DEADLIEST!!!!!
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Beef Turret posted:"Who are the best at war?" Show me on the doll where I compared anyone to anyone.
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fanged wang posted:i slash jochi and tsubadai bc jochi was a smexxxy hotheaded rogue and tsubadai was calm like the water fire and ice baby Jochi was a fucken retard idiot head.
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Jan 13, 2015 02:11
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Iamblikhos posted:Show me on the doll where I compared anyone to anyone. R>C>P ProfessorLoomis posted:White people are the best at war. Bad thing to be the best at, but it beats the alternative. Beef Turret posted:Wow good job killing blacks and aboriginals who lacked all industry. It's actually the Mongolians, who decimated every opponent at the height of their glory
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Jan 13, 2015 02:11
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whites are on my top 3 list for sure
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Jan 13, 2015 02:13
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Iamblikhos posted:Jochi was a fucken retard idiot head. rape baby with a heart of gold you mean
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fanged wang posted:rape baby with a heart of gold you mean Nah, that's pretty much every Mongol ever.
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Jan 13, 2015 02:15
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was jochi the lush who got around the "one cup of wine a day" thing by putting a handle on a bucket like a steppe homer simpson
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paranoid randroid posted:was jochi the lush who got around the "one cup of wine a day" by putting a handle on a bucket like a steppe homer simpson thats ogedai he was a punk bitch daddy's boy
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