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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
You're a literal child if you think anyone else even comes close.

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
How come?

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
Welcome to earf

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Got any Zyme?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

will smith doesn't act he's just awesome being himself

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Zyme posted:

Welcome to earf

It's spelled "Earth"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a tasteless baby. its hardly surprising i disagree with you.

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Picture from a retard decade.

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

Tony Homo posted:

Picture from a retard decade.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

tom hanks

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
This is the dumbest poo poo I have ever read

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

will smith is not a real actor, and his attempts to become one have all been failures

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

Rapman the Cook posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo I have ever read

Prettz posted:

will smith is not a real actor, and his attempts to become one have all been failures

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

It was actually Mike Myers.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
nicholas cage close thread

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
also the best rapper

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
al pacino

Scandalous
Jul 16, 2009
i loved Wild Wild West and i'm not loving sorry

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
He makes music everyone can enjoy

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Scandalous posted:

i loved Wild Wild West and i'm not loving sorry

good movie, don't be

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
A little bit of something for everyone, really.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

He made black people appear friendly and approachable, when accompanied by wealth. Positive imaging for American families.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Until he died in the late 90s Val Kilmer was the best.

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Have you ever heard of arnold schwarzenegger goddamn idiot op

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Jim Carrey you fucks.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
I watch Independence Day on the fourth of July every year

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
jeff goldblum

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Harald posted:

jeff goldblum

Ann from Arrested Development is in Independence Day, too.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air



:v:

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Most trees are blue

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Will Smith is a gift of our times.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
sometimes i wish i were black because it seems like easy money to make a career out of being really non-threatening to white people

other examples:

wayne brady
kevin hart

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Good actor..... GREAT parent.

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

sometimes i wish i were black because it seems like easy money to make a career out of being really non-threatening to white people

other examples:

wayne brady
kevin hart

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

drat with Will Smith you get both a star and a hit song about your movie

what other actors do that nowadays?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

sometimes i wish i were black because it seems like easy money to make a career out of being really non-threatening to white people

other examples:

wayne brady
kevin hart

"Black people are supposed to be SCARY why isn't Will Smith scary he's black he must be a bad black or not really black."

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Agag posted:

Good actor..... GREAT parent.

This is true, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHN6dmVnYEI

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Jada Pinkett used to gently caress with the dopest dude of the 90s (2pac), then she started fuckin with wackest dude of 90s 00s and 10s (Will Smith).

Basically it's Will Smith's fault that 2pac is dead.

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