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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Triple H should book Cena's match against a literal child.

"All you have to do is win!"

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
lame

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

no

no
no

no

bartok
May 10, 2006



Seth vs. Cena again?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

But Cena is really good at winning matches, HHH. Have you thought this through?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Oh man, Lumberjacks!!!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
This is good for business.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
More like a slumberjack match

HA HA HA

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Lumberjack Match

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

I really hoped HHH was gonna say "me".

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i don't think Cena can beat Rollins

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey, somebody run backstage and grab Kane and ask him to elaborate fully on what all the rules of the match are BEFORE the match starts!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Good meme here.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Yes the most original Cena v Rollins match.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

"Nothing so unoriginal!"

*declares a lumberjack match*

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Just once I want them to wear lumberjack flannel

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
The main event takes place....right. now.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
It would be really funny if Cena wins here.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
this is not making me want to keep watching instead of watching football.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Match should have been against someone who was hungry for a title spot and just say CRUSH THEIR DREAMS CRUSH THEIR DREAMS RIGHT NOW

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
If youse a heel get no rear end down here for an easy payday

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


So Cena beats the whole roster in this match, right?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

"Nothing so unoriginal"

Said by HHH before a lumberjack match in early 2015

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

Be afraid, lumberjacks. Be very afraid. Do not get in John's way!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

"Let's have the heels go over forever"--wwe

Gummy Joe
Aug 16, 2007


Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!
They cut down trees

They skip and they jump

They like to press wild flowers.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Don't want Cena being responsible for when the football game comes on.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

triplexpac posted:

Just once I want them to wear lumberjack flannel

and sleep all night

and work all day

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Pariah Rex posted:

this is not making me want to keep watching instead of watching football.

TYSON KIDD IN A MAJOR ANGLE!!!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope we get a Daniel Bryan surprise return.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

So Cena beats the whole roster in this match, right?

Just all the heels.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope we get a promo involving Roman Reigns quoting Popeye the Sailor Man.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Banjo posted:

Be afraid, lumberjacks. Be very afraid. Do not get in John's way!

:agreed:

Have any of them actually ever watched the show?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

So, Brockle Snar comes in and destroys everyone before the match even starts, right?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You'd think a simple "They can come back if you give up your title shot" would suffice.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Why is it even called a lumberjack match, what do people on the outside of the ring have to do with large men cutting down trees

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Banjo posted:

Be afraid, lumberjacks. Be very afraid. Do not get in John's way!

Do you think Cena can AA all the lumberjacks at once?

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
I expect all the faces to rush out at some point

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

I was hoping Daniel Bryan would be his opponent so John could end his annoying little career

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Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

sticklefifer posted:

Triple H should book Cena's match against a literal child.

"All you have to do is win!"


:vince:

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