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Like, great now it's gonna be awkward as gently caress as I try to slide the change into my free hand so I can put it in my pocket. Then I gotta discard the receipt. Then I gotta put my bills in my wallet. It's so awkward. Good cashiers give the change first, then the bills, then the receipt. Everything is better.
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In before someone says to use a credit card.
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Jan 13, 2015 04:35
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post about it on facebook
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Jan 13, 2015 04:36
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I hate when you are at a bar and you pay with a $10 or a $20 because that's all you have and they give you all $5s back it's like cool do you just not want a tip or??????? edit: use a credit card
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Jan 13, 2015 04:36
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why do you need a receipt
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:In before someone says to use a credit card.
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Jan 13, 2015 04:38
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op i recommend keeping receipts for tax purposes, also for turning kief into hash on the quick
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Jan 13, 2015 04:43
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I've never had a cashier not do this. Seriously are they loving told to do it like that or they'll get fired?? hosed up...
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Jan 13, 2015 04:44
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Like, great now it's gonna be awkward as gently caress as I try to slide the change into my free hand so I can put it in my pocket. Then I gotta discard the receipt. Then I gotta put my bills in my wallet. It's so awkward. Good cashiers give the change first, then the bills, then the receipt. Everything is better. great, now they have 3 opportunities to make contact with your greasy palms
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Jan 13, 2015 04:51
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Doctor J Off posted:op i recommend keeping receipts for tax purposes, also for turning kief into hash on the quick wtf do you use the receipt for
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Jan 13, 2015 04:52
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soon we'll be able to initiate payment using lasers coming out of our eyes shooting directly at the cash register.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:wtf do you use the receipt for I have one of those big steel nail dealies you stab through all your receipts like a big kebab. I stab all my receipts from starbucks and the gas station on there. It makes me look like a real serious dude.
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Jan 13, 2015 04:54
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It keeps the bills from blowing out of your diabetic hands at the McDonald's drive thru.
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Harime Nui posted:I have one of those big steel nail dealies you stab through all your receipts like a big kebab. I stab all my receipts from starbucks and the gas station on there. It makes me look like a real serious dude. what the hell does that have to do with making hash
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Harime Nui posted:I have one of those big steel nail dealies you stab through all your receipts like a big kebab. I stab all my receipts from starbucks and the gas station on there. It makes me look like a real serious dude. it makes you look like vlad tepes CPA
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:wtf do you use the receipt for for the former, proving to the government i purchased the things i claim on my taxes, for the latter throwing kief in the crease of a folded receipt paper and giving a quick pass over with lighter (careful not to go too long, it will burn) to make little hash balls that wont fall through the holes of your screen
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Jan 13, 2015 04:55
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Doctor J Off posted:for the former, proving to the government i purchased the things i claim on my taxes, for the latter throwing kief in the crease of a folded receipt paper and giving a quick pass over with lighter (careful not to go too long, it will burn) to make little hash balls that wont fall through the holes of your screen oh god drat son that is ghetto as gently caress do you mind me asking what race you are
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Jan 13, 2015 04:57
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when I worked at mcdonald's I used to give people change first then bills but after hearing "where's the rest of my change" for the millionth time I decided to just give it to them like the OP and laugh if they drop their change in the drive thru.
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Harime Nui posted:I have one of those big steel nail dealies you stab through all your receipts like a big kebab. I stab all my receipts from starbucks and the gas station on there. It makes me look like a real serious dude. I have an irrational phobia of those things and won't allow them in the house. They seem to just scream "Chekhov's Gun" and I'm sure that it's only a matter of time befor I or someone I love will trip and get it right through the eye.
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Jan 13, 2015 04:57
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I'd be happy if they gave me bills, then let me change hands to give me the coins and such.
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Jan 13, 2015 04:58
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lol i was totally expecting some kind of "roll the receipt into a tube with the weed inside and put it inside a toaster oven for 15 minutes on 127.5 degrees and the chemicals from the thermal paper will form a hash gel on the surface of the paper" kind of tech poo poo
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Jan 13, 2015 04:58
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I, too, feel slighted by minor life annoyances!
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Retail Slave posted:I, too, feel slighted by minor life annoyances! That's all I have! . txt
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Harime Nui posted:I've never had a cashier not do this. Seriously are they loving told to do it like that or they'll get fired?? hosed up... Maybe you look like a chomo irl. I rarely have that happen
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Harime Nui posted:I've never had a cashier not do this. Seriously are they loving told to do it like that or they'll get fired?? hosed up... yeah. I just shove it all in my pocket and sort it out in the car
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Jan 13, 2015 05:04
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:oh god drat son that is ghetto as gently caress i dont mind at all. i am a while male (also known in some circles as a honkey)
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Jan 13, 2015 05:05
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just pocjket the receipt too... years down the line youll have it if someone asks what you were doing at this and this time..
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Harime Nui posted:I have one of those big steel nail dealies you stab through all your receipts like a big kebab. I stab all my receipts from starbucks and the gas station on there. It makes me look like a real serious dude. stap your dick through it 
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Doctor J Off posted:i dont mind at all. i am a while male (also known in some circles as a honkey) did you learn your drug habits from other white males?
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Jan 13, 2015 05:20
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I buy everything but groceries online and I use the self check out lane at the grocery. I have defeated the system.
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Jan 13, 2015 05:20
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I smack it out of their hands and say What now fucko?
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Life is difficult.
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Doctor J Off posted:i dont mind at all. i am a while male (also known in some circles as a honkey) Here's a money/kief trick: Place your collected kief in between a couple of quarters and then place the quarter/kief/quarter sandwich under the leg of a couch or something similar that will provide a concentrated amount of force. You've created an impromtu pollen press! edit: I've never actually tried this and it sounds grimy as hell. You can buy a real pollen press for like $5 on Amazon.
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Jan 13, 2015 05:24
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tune in to the paywave motherfuckers
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I used to work retail and there was one customer who had disgusting fungus all over his hands. Like, the same gross poo poo that I had under my toenails. I put the money in his hands first because no way in hell am I getting near that funk.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:did you learn your drug habits from other white males? yeah mostly, with rumour and internet mixed in
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Jan 13, 2015 05:27
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your hands must all be really hosed up
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sorry to hear about the double amputation of your hands op
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