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Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
just went to kwik trip
bought some cheese
just a block of colby
nothing too crazy
lady at the counter said
"You know before I worked here I thought cheese was just cheese, then I tried our cheese...It is so tasty"
I say
"Well, I can't wait to try it!"
but I'm thinking
"You haven't lived until you've tried an aged gruyere, you hosed up little plebean"

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
lol owned

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Rodnik posted:

just went to kwik trip
bought some cheese
just a block of colby
nothing too crazy
lady at the counter said
"You know before I worked here I thought cheese was just cheese, then I tried our cheese...It is so tasty"
I say
"Well, I can't wait to try it!"
but I'm thinking
"You haven't lived until you've tried an aged gruyere, you hosed up little plebean"

ahahaha your qwik trip has a goddamn cheese counter

scuse me

archerb
Mar 3, 2005
*chortle*

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
*hollers at all him chillrens and pregnant wife* cmon yawl we're fixin to go to the kwik trip for a FANCY meal!

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
some girls are bigger than others

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012

Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence
*callin people plebs and doesn't even know about the cave aged blues out there*

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

king salmon posted:

some girls are bigger than others

making fun of your own dear mother in gbs

smdh

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thats pretty darn cool OP.

Tell us more about your adventures.

:allears:

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
40 percent of the pre tax earning on that colby jack was returned to that lady and her fellow employees at the end of the year in profit sharing. Hell yeah willy.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Rodnik posted:

40 percent of the pre tax earning on that colby jack was returned to that lady and her fellow employees at the end of the year in profit sharing. Hell yeah willy.

those poors probably just spend it on more cheese

animals

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
What the gently caress is a qwik trip? Sounds like some bullshit.

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003

Demonachizer posted:

What the gently caress is a qwik trip? Sounds like some bullshit.

I didn't know until last summer when they built 8 of the drat things in my city. They are gas stations that sell cheese and their employees have a cultish glazed over look as they repeatedly iterate that you should try their cheese.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Rodnik posted:

I didn't know until last summer when they built 8 of the drat things in my city. They are gas stations that sell cheese and their employees have a cultish glazed over look as they repeatedly iterate that you should try their cheese.

this is like a twilight zone episode

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Demonachizer posted:

What the gently caress is a qwik trip? Sounds like some bullshit.

um dont you dare impugn the fine name of qwik trip by lumping it in with trash like kwik trip

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Rodnik posted:

I didn't know until last summer when they built 8 of the drat things in my city. They are gas stations that sell cheese and their employees have a cultish glazed over look as they repeatedly iterate that you should try their cheese.

Yeah I make it a rule that I don't buy food at gas stations.

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Okay just had some of the cheese. It's just mass produced mild Colby?

gently caress you gas station cheese lady.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

*has opinions about cheese~

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Cheese lady gets the last laugh

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
oh a goon eating cheese what a surprise

whats that?

hes being smug about it?

well goddamn ive never seen that before

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Lol if you actually pay for cheese instead of getting that sweet free government cheese.

archerb posted:

*chortle*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Yes that is me but that's not cheese, it's butter.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
how was the cheese op

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Rodnik posted:

40 percent of the pre tax earning on that colby jack was returned to that lady and her fellow employees at the end of the year in profit sharing. Hell yeah willy.

that is actually pretty cool

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Luvcow posted:

Yes that is me but that's not cheese, it's butter.

my bad carry on

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You can tell in that pic it must be really hot and people were looking for shade

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

imagine what her poop smells like

probably cheese

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

So if he, or she I'm sorry I can't tell, were to wrap that cheese back up and put it in the fridge would anyone itt feel comfortable eating or cutting a slice of it later?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Rodnik posted:

Okay just had some of the cheese. It's just mass produced mild Colby?

gently caress you gas station cheese lady.

Secret additive gonna kick in any time now

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The FINEST TACO BLENDS

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Colgate and kangaroo jack

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Luvcow posted:

were to wrap that cheese back up and put it in the fridge

not gonna happen because that's clearly a single serving

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Demonachizer posted:

What the gently caress is a qwik trip? Sounds like some bullshit.

Midwestern 7-11

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
you havent hosed unless you've hosed while eating smoked gouda, its true.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Is there nowhere on this gay earth free from the repression of the curds

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Luvcow posted:

So if he, or she I'm sorry I can't tell, were to wrap that cheese back up and put it in the fridge would anyone itt feel comfortable eating or cutting a slice of it later?

I'll cut some cheese. in ur face. heh :fart:

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Velveeta is the only pasteurized cheese food product allowed in my house

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :

Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
And I'll send you mine

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Kwik Trip was a large contributor to Scott Walker's campaigns. gently caress them.

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