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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




TOOT BOOT posted:

would but she looks like she dines on human flesh

she can dine on my human flesh if u you know what i mean

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

hemale in pain posted:

she can dine on my human flesh if u you know what i mean

wow perfect av+post

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004


Need more examples like dis.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Carl Seitan posted:

Need more examples like dis.

yase, for epic science :xd:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





:eyepop:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


This is me whenever I go to Olive Garden.

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP
The answer is that most people aren't vain enough to own a full length mirror like me and bathrooms have mirrors usually


Are those muscle implants? Everything looks a bit circular.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Megaspel posted:

The answer is that most people aren't vain enough to own a full length mirror like me and bathrooms have mirrors usually


Are those muscle implants? Everything looks a bit circular.

Nope, just genetics giving him fuller look from insertion placement.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Megaspel posted:

Are those muscle implants? Everything looks a bit circular.

Naw, it's Pavel Petel who's just loving amazing

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




:nws:gym time:nws:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Where is his weiner going?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




donkey salami posted:

Where is his weiner going?

into ur butt

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!




I don't know why OP.

RushJet
Aug 29, 2013

Barfk! Barfk!
:goatdrugs:

:ralp:


:iiam:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




who is this??

why don't you smile a little??

4/10 would not bang! :D

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Business Gorillas posted:

who is this??

why don't you smile a little??

4/10 would not bang! :D

those are the porn actress playing katniss in the porn parodies.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I don't know, they're shallow?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




I would let this girl use the toilet on my face.

wanna suck them titties

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jan 13, 2015

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I don't know OP. I know why I take pictures of women on the toilet, but I don't know why they do it to themselves

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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In spite of obviously being hawt, I bet she's awfully disappointing in bed.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yeah man I bet that girl that has a lot of sex is really bad at sex

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
unlike me who is super good at sex because I save it all up for when it counts

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Flesh Forge posted:

yeah man I bet that girl that has a lot of sex is really bad at sex

It happens, believe it or not.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Disco Infiva posted:



I don't know why OP.

Finally, thank you.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i can also tell, through photos, who is bad and good at sex

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Zzulu posted:

i can also tell, through photos, who is bad and good at sex

It's a hunch, I never claimed it's reliable.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

VendaGoat posted:

Why? What is the motivation?


constant fear of being crossbow'd

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Women have a closer relationship to their bodily functions than men, men have a funnier one. *faaaarts*

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

TOOT BOOT posted:

would but she looks like she dines on human flesh

drat right she does

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Same

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


Are you, are you

jerkin it to me

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fanged wang posted:

bing search bar

Lol

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
i didn't read the thread, did anyone ever figure out why women take pictures of themselves in the toilet yet?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

little munchkin posted:

i didn't read the thread, did anyone ever figure out why women take pictures of themselves in the toilet yet?

"I guess I just don't understand the ladies" - Homestar Runner, In Search of the Yello Dello

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

hmmm... your gay

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

img ay

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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i remember reading that britney spears had a kinky sex dungeon back in the federline days and i straight jacked off about it

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