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justin_on_fire
Dec 17, 2001

OH MY OBJECTS!!


Myself (right) and Lucaskreig (left) have all the essential elements for a digital camera thread. A digital camera, spare time, and 500 "For Vaginal Use Only" stickers (along with 500 for rectal use, as well).










We're at college, so there's collegeish stuff around. It's also -13 outside so don't expect us to spend too much time out there!

Have at it!

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Devotchka
Aug 31, 2001
Banned.
Where did you get all those?!

Sorata is my adopted newbie

Schroedinger's Cat
Nov 19, 2002

by elpintogrande
Put one on a bottle of sunny delight at a grocery store or something and take a pic of someone looking at it.

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Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Where did you get those stickers? I need those.

Edit: You rock, I want your manbabies.

Dickbutt Ouroboros fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jan 22, 2003

GI Joel
Nov 28, 2001

Put one on your pants, and go pick up a random girl.

Also this thread is great already.

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

send me some!

P-Funk
Jan 7, 2001

Holy loving poo poo.


Put some on people's doorknobs.

Buffington Post
Feb 2, 2001

by Peatpot
Lifeline + rectal use sticker

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Jericho
Jul 26, 2001
I ate paintballs. I smashed an egg on my face. Yet, I'm still unloved.
Holy poo poo, the scissor picture had me laughing for seconds, if not minutes.

Haredog
Jan 19, 2003
Put a vag use only sticker on the magnetic strip on your debit card, and try to buy something at a store. Take pictures of the cashier explaning why the card doesn't work.

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
Coathanger

emil_muzz
Apr 14, 2002
I believe that the "Vaginal Use Only" stickers belong on any volkswagen Jettas you happen to see (sorry psiox, but it's the truth).

Go put some rectal stickers on the broomsticks in a hardware store.

Scott Vegeta
Jul 24, 2001

roh roh pk fiyah

quote:

ixnay37 came out of the closet to say:
Coathanger
This must be done.

Also, put some on the gas/air pumps at a gas station.

Haredog
Jan 19, 2003
Insect repellant, condom, breath-right strips

Icemakor
Sep 11, 2000

My friends and I got some awsome free stickers from glurt.com two years ago. One said "Do not hang jacket over one-way mirror."

we put it on the washroom mirror.

Then there was another one that said "gently caress the fork (image of fork with typical red circle with slash through it) The saskatchewan society for spoon supremacy"

we put on the front of the fork tray. We watched a teacher read it two days later and she tore it off. We laughed our asses off.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Go to Wal-mart and stick the "For Rectal Use Only" on the kids bouncing balls in the toy section.

Although to be honest, after looking at the goatse.cx man gallery, is there anything that can't be used for rectal use?

Ohvee
Jun 17, 2001
Haha, my mom and dad are both pharmacists, i'll have to see if i can get a random roll of warning stickers.

MagnumHB
Jan 19, 2003

old dirty gecko
Oct 26, 2002

I can't see shit, but GOD DAMN I love Hostess fruit pies.
These need to be put on any and all phallic objects you find in

a) a grocery store
b) an arcade
c) a gardening store

comedy Babies "R" Us stores option

DYAR
Oct 8, 2002

This thread is headed for great things. Great things.

Commander Fatline
Nov 5, 2002
For Rectal Use Only:
Chair Legs
Live Animals
The Emergency Stop button on the Elevator
Traffic Cone

For Vaginal Use Only:
Wire Grill Cleaning Brush
Oven Mit
Aqua Net Hairspray
Curling Iron
Curling Stone

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Get thee to a pet store

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
I declare this thread destined for the Goldmine. Just when I thought we'd run out of funny things, I am proved wrong. Bravo.

[panic]
Aug 16, 2000

bounce bounce bounce

quote:

justin_on_fire came out of the closet to say:
[img-THE SHOCKER]

That is quite possibly the most hilarious picture ever.

Stitch
Aug 2, 2000

If it wasn't for bad judgement, I'd have none at all
Fun Shoe
Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Read: Where might I find stickers of that comedic magnitude?

PS: Garden Weasel.

justin_on_fire
Dec 17, 2001

OH MY OBJECTS!!
We've taken your suggestions, we've written them down, we're hitting the town.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


quote:

emil_muzz came out of the closet to say:
I believe that the "Vaginal Use Only" stickers belong on any volkswagen Jettas you happen to see (sorry psiox, but it's the truth).

Go put some rectal stickers on the broomsticks in a hardware store.

1) Please define what generation of Jetta
2) Go Go NYPD

Orbital
Nov 17, 2002
Worthless on every possible level!
That two for the pink, one for the stink picture is great.

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
Holy poo poo, I want some of those too!

1. pencil with rectal use sticky
2. telephone with rectal use sticky
3. stapler with rectal use
4. Microsoft Windows box or CD with rectal use

1. letter opener with vaginal use sticky
2. your tongue with vaginal (or rectal)
3. baseball bat with vaginal
4. any type of long neck bottle

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EgonSpengler
Jun 7, 2000
Forum Veteran
A large cemented-in post, failing that a parking meter.

A broomstick in a police station.

A jar of jalepeno's.