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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
and dont say lol bush or some president your mad at i mean a happy downs syndrome dude and his familys got like wal mart money and hes extremely nice and down to earth and wins the dem primary (hes really passionate about the environment! dude fuckin loves sea otters) can a retard man legally take the oath of office and serve as the leader of the free world? got a little alt history novel ive been kickin round the old noggin thx in advance for your input

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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
bush lol

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
are you planning on running?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he can, OP

but it will be a stumbling, embarrassing sort of run, with lots of arm flapping

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
according to the constitution the answer is clearly 'yeah'

after all the oval office was modeled on the characteristic 'moon face' of the common down syndromer

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
ok now that its out of your system lets get down to brass tacks...

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the 25th amendment allows for a disabled president

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
sure why not

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
be a step up from are current one harharhar

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id like to announce david that im throwing in my safety hat for democrat presidential nominations

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I hope so, that would be hilarious

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

If you've ever been to a church with a pastor that has retard children you'll know that they are God's purest creatures and can teach us all a thing or too.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

nothing in the constitution forbids the president to be retarded, and i earnestly look forward to the day that our corporate overlords run and elect a very obviously retarded person in order to troll us

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
TAFT WAS A HUGE ROTUND MAN

DISABLED

5'11 and 340 pounds


FAT AND ONCE WAS STUCK IN A BATHTUB

POSSIBLY RETARDED

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jan 13, 2015

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
iF runin for snate on the piza party tickte

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Top City Homo posted:

TAFT WAS A HUGE ROTUND MAN

DISABLED


FAT AND ONCE WAS STUCK IN A BATHTUB

POSSIBLY RETARDED

Maybe it's late, maybe I'm drunk, but this is hilarious.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Drink Cheerwine posted:

the 25th amendment allows for a disabled president

somebody just made the special thanks section of the acknowledgement page of future alt history bestseller bubba's lonesome road

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

i'd like to announce my candidacy for president of the united states

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Yivgev posted:

i'd like to announce my candidacy for president of the united states

how fat and retarded are you

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
wait they called clinton bubba didnt they whats a good retard name (dont say my name)

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Top City Homo posted:

how fat and retarded are you

my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad

i read an essay by this guy with downs syndrome who spoke five languages and was a musical virtuoso who could play tons of instruments rly well, he said it was basically hellish how ppl were always trying to help him do simple tasks b/c they thought he was retarded lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Yivgev posted:

my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes

you never go full retard son

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad

i read an essay by this guy with downs syndrome who spoke five languages and was a musical virtuoso who could play tons of instruments rly well, he said it was basically hellish how ppl were always trying to help him do simple tasks b/c they thought the was retarded lol

maybe hes just a lost relative of mickey rooney and everyone just assumed hes downs

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Yivgev posted:

my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes

This is 7/10 men at my gym.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
president tony signs controversial pizza party friday bill into law, gives congressional medal of honor to danny for driving the bus very safely and getting him to the white house on time every day,

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Well if Walker runs then I guess we'll find out won't we

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
"No way." - the CONSTITUTION of AMERICA

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

fanged wang posted:

wait they called clinton bubba didnt they whats a good retard name (dont say my name)

billy's not a bad retard name, clinton just dropped the y once he started high school

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad

i read an essay by this guy with downs syndrome who spoke five languages and was a musical virtuoso who could play tons of instruments rly well, he said it was basically hellish how ppl were always trying to help him do simple tasks b/c they thought he was retarded lol

i'd flip my poo poo if i saw a retard speak 5 languages

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
didnt jimmy carter have a retarded brother named billy who sold beer

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

TOOT BOOT posted:

i'd flip my poo poo if i saw a retard speak 5 languages

the worst part is one of the symptoms is having a huge tongue so no matter how smart u are u still sound retarded when u talk

also apparently they get gnarly heart problems and die super early

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
good, now i feel better than that guy again

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Orkin Mang posted:

good, now i feel better than that guy again

yea man we may be stupid but were gonna outlive that dude by decades

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Executive power is comparatively limited, so don't see why we don't humor some retard by allowing him be President. They humor them in middle/high school and clap for them for doing mundane poo poo, why not let them appoint Supreme Court justices and issue executive orders.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
A retarded president could filibuster like no other with all their happy verbal tics.

BCBUDDHA
Jul 19, 2014
I think its like retard porn, legally it can happen, but behind the scenes there are people who still make sure it doesnt happen.


a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

youre wife posted:

are you planning on running?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

i expect this kind of poo poo from my wife, but you??? really???

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

fanged wang posted:

i expect this kind of poo poo from my wife, but you??? really???
:hehe:

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