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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
can we just get an aunt may golden girls style show with peter just being a backround character.

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
why is the op so mad at women?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Fog Tripper posted:

why is the op so mad at women?

is this the show that's essentially a porn parody but with no porn.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
bring back "The Muppets", now that was television

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

the pilot of agents of shield is one of the worst but it changes into a completely different (better) show by the season finale and season 2 is almost a completely different show entirely after that

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gnarlyhotep posted:

I will never be happy until star trek nerds admit that Enterprise was the best series

I liked Enterprise a lot but the first two seasons had a lot of bleh.

Then again that's like a tradition in Trek shows apart from the original.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

NotWearingPants posted:

So she's like a feminist hero who proves woman can do everything that men can do as long as they are hot and have huge tits.

stop being sexist, women can be hot and have huge tits and still be capable

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online
my favorite parts of superhero movies are when everyone is standing around and talking about potential pitfalls and there is no action or really anything definitively "superheroish", if only i could see that stretched out over an entire season that ends with no real resolution

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
i cant wait for a new episode of agent carter tonight, and the return of flash and arrow next week.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
I like Agent Carter, also her titties are awesome and I wanna suck'em

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"Who's in Agents of Shield?"
"That guy from The Avengers."
"Iron Man?"
"No, the other one."
"Thor?"
"No! The human guy."
"The archer guy? Or Samuel L. Jackson?"
"No, that one guy. I think he died in the movie."
"...Sorry, I don't know who you're talking about."
"Yeah, him. He's the main character."

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

TOILETLORD posted:

can we just get an aunt may golden girls style show with peter just being a backround character.

Waiting for the day Marvel just starts to run episodes of Friends with the name's swapped for the Avengers.

Could I BEEEE more American?

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Fog Tripper posted:

why is the op so mad at women?

I'm not, just don't care for marvel tv shows

tried watching agents of shield, left the room 5 minutes in

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Toad Tunnel posted:

I'm not, just don't care for marvel tv shows

tried watching agents of shield, left the room 5 minutes in

huh... why not change the channel?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

sexy young infidel posted:

huh... why not change the channel?

remote's broken

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Q-Face posted:

You realize that James Bond Deus Ex Machina technology stuff didn't start until the third movie, right? I mean, what wild technology did they use in From Russia With Love? A suit-case with a pop-out knife? A tape recorder disguised to look like a common camera? Oooh, really reaching with that Sci-Fi technology!

And since the argument is "Car phones didn't exist", showing that they pretty clearly did exist is about the most substantial argument you could come up with.

that screenshot of James Bond using the car phone is from From Russia With Love though

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

sexy young infidel posted:

huh... why not change the channel?

Just didn't want to watch tv I guess

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

sexy young infidel posted:

huh... why not change the channel?

Wasn't his house. Probably murdered the occupants and then could not find the remote. So went into the kitchen to get a smammich.

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Fog Tripper posted:

Wasn't his house. Probably murdered the occupants and then could not find the remote. So went into the kitchen to get a smammich.

No I found the remote, but there was no sammich stuff :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I've never seen this show and it's probably boring trash but this argument about car phones is pathetic. If Humphrey Bogart used one in a movie, the big titty brunette from Captain America can too.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jan 14, 2015

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Back then, she was the sex line. Neal McDonough is the poo poo and he's in Agent Carter. I assume. He's in the show, right? Like mebbe guest star at worst.

Atma McCuddles
Sep 2, 2007

I like Agent Carter because it's like Nancy Drew with more superpowers and I'm 12 years old. I'm a god drat woman child.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

chaosbreather posted:

the pilot of agents of shield is one of the worst but it changes into a completely different (better) show by the season finale and season 2 is almost a completely different show entirely after that

uh huh

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Yep, the ol', "Just slog through it, I promise it gets better!" arguement. I never had to say that about True Detective, Always Sunny, or The Wire.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

nah i'm not saying slog through it, just skip it and start season 2. if you're curious as to why everything is hosed up, then you can go back and watch season 1

the pilot makes the show look like a xfiles/warehouse 13 episodic, when in fact it becomes much more of a spyfi serial

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
How come OP wasn't banned?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Waltzing Along posted:

How come OP wasn't banned?

for what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I guess :shrug:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
oh haha

I'm guess I'm post banme tags, I didn't even notice it

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
It's not like Captain America 1 or 2 or the Avengers were good movies. So why would anyone expect spin-off TV shows to be good?

Seriously, this superhero bullshit is totally played out and they've been scraping the bottom of the barrell for awhile, case in point Paul Rudd as loving Ant Man. It's like ever since Chris Nolan brought back Batman and actually made it good, every lovely comic book has to get made into a movie or TV show. Except the Dark Knight was the exception rather than the rule for superhero movies. They're mostly poo poo. And comic books are mostly garbage for basement dwelling manbabies.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jan 15, 2015

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Yeah but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Dick Fagballzson posted:

It's not like Captain America 1 or 2 or the Avengers were good movies. So why would anyone expect spin-off TV shows to be good?

Seriously, this superhero bullshit is totally played out and they've been scraping the bottom of the barrell for awhile, case in point Paul Rudd as loving Ant Man. It's like ever since Chris Nolan brought back Batman and actually made it good, every lovely comic book has to get made into a movie or TV show. Except the Dark Knight was the exception rather than the rule for superhero movies. They're mostly poo poo. And comic books are mostly garbage for basement dwelling manbabies.


lol

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Why do people like Joss Whedon again?

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Hello I am a fan of buxom brunettes is the show worth watching just for that or should I just Google screen shots of a young Nikki cox thanks in advance?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SunAndSpring posted:

Why do people like Joss Whedon again?

I liked Firefly but couldn't get through a single episode of Buffy, so...idk

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

SunAndSpring posted:

Why do people like Joss Whedon again?

Because he writes like a dungeons and dragons table.

When I play nerdgames my friends and I make lovely jokes and drink beers. Because we're not actually fighting monsters people make jokes when the characters are in dire situations. Whedon takes nerd garage jokes and sells them for millions of dollars because every table of nerds now has movies telling them that they're Iron Man or Thor. It helps them escape the realization that nerds are already represented in comics.

They're all Mort from that Anime Club strip.


Dick Fagballzson posted:

It's not like Captain America 1 or 2 or the Avengers were good movies. So why would anyone expect spin-off TV shows to be good?

Seriously, this superhero bullshit is totally played out and they've been scraping the bottom of the barrell for awhile, case in point Paul Rudd as loving Ant Man. It's like ever since Chris Nolan brought back Batman and actually made it good, every lovely comic book has to get made into a movie or TV show. Except the Dark Knight was the exception rather than the rule for superhero movies. They're mostly poo poo. And comic books are mostly garbage for basement dwelling manbabies.

The Dark Knight was also garbage for manbabies.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Avengers 2 looks super boring

Guardians of the Galaxy was probably a good place to stop watching these movies

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



that british girl from the captain america movie was really hot

well, cya

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I hope they realize that tie in bullshit can only hurt Guardians of the Galaxy!

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

the only good batman movies had michael keaton in them

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