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But now it's called 'mancave'. I don't think there's a more fitting signal than that to describe just how dickless, irresponsible, pathetic and beta my demographic is. gently caress anybody who'collects' plastic junk, reads a comic instead of a book; plays a videogame rather than goes out, uses Twitter rather than have a conversation is. We should have children and let our manly grandfathers bring them up while we kill ourselves at the altar of the iPad. Mancave.
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What about den
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Jan 14, 2015 00:30
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Den implies family, which is alpha. Den is good.
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den = furries
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Jan 14, 2015 00:31
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jizzing on the carpet until its not just a dark spot but noticeably slick, shiny, and sticky. you step in it and the next step leaves a cum footprint.
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Jan 14, 2015 00:32
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40 years ago there was no need for mancaves becase there were neighborhood bars, bowling leagues, and vaguly homoerotic fraternal organizations like on yhe Flintstones
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Jan 14, 2015 00:32
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in my house my dad calls his mancave the no-bitches-allowed room
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pushing a stinking turd halfway out of your rear end in a top hat, it's got seeds and bits of popcorn in and then you sit down on the carpet, squishing the protruding section of poo poo against one cheek, and you start scooting forward like a dog, leaving a trail of creamy feces that quickly dries to a cracked, crusty consistency.
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opus111 posted:But now it's called 'mancave'. I don't think there's a more fitting signal than that to describe just how dickless, irresponsible, pathetic and beta my demographic is. gently caress anybody who'collects' plastic junk, reads a comic instead of a book; plays a videogame rather than goes out, uses Twitter rather than have a conversation is. We should have children and let our manly grandfathers bring them up while we kill ourselves at the altar of the iPad. Mancave.
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Jan 14, 2015 00:35
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Cohabitation is for fools.
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lmfao at ur beta mancave *farrts from the darkest corner of rear end-lair*
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opus111 posted:But now it's called 'mancave'. I don't think there's a more fitting signal than that to describe just how dickless, irresponsible, pathetic and beta my demographic is. gently caress anybody who'collects' plastic junk, reads a comic instead of a book; plays a videogame rather than goes out, uses Twitter rather than have a conversation is. We should have children and let our manly grandfathers bring them up while we kill ourselves at the altar of the iPad. Mancave. are you talking about the holy see in the thread subject OP?
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oupus111 i would like you a lot more if you didnt love to say alpha and beta so loving much
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babypolis posted:oupus111 i would like you a lot more if you didnt love to say alpha and beta so loving much
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opus111 posted:But now it's called 'mancave'. I don't think there's a more fitting signal than that to describe just how dickless, irresponsible, pathetic and beta my demographic is. gently caress anybody who'collects' plastic junk, reads a comic instead of a book; plays a videogame rather than goes out, uses Twitter rather than have a conversation is. We should have children and let our manly grandfathers bring them up while we kill ourselves at the altar of the iPad. Mancave. Hmm. Otoh, what if you're a huge freaking retard
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a hole-y ghost posted:you could write for Maddox while he puts his name on your work and jerks off in his study.
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BeefThief posted:in my house my dad calls his mancave the no-bitches-allowed room have you ever been inside it??
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Jan 14, 2015 01:03
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My mastabatorium
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My jerkden
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i call it the sexfort
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BeefThief posted:in my house my dad calls his mancave the no-bitches-allowed room uG posted:have you ever been inside it??
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Caves are poo poo get a plateau
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Syncopated posted:are you talking about the holy see in the thread subject OP? It was meant to say 'We' but in my sudden rage I didn't catch the error.
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Jan 14, 2015 01:45
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my house is very small and thus my mancave is very small. we call it the manhole. my wife laughs about it. i do not.
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opus111 posted:But now it's called 'mancave'. I don't think there's a more fitting signal than that to describe just how dickless, irresponsible, pathetic and beta my demographic is. gently caress anybody who'collects' plastic junk, reads a comic instead of a book; plays a videogame rather than goes out, uses Twitter rather than have a conversation is. We should have children and let our manly grandfathers bring them up while we kill ourselves at the altar of the iPad. Mancave. My friend "mancave" is a bunch of guitar on the wall, a drum, a computer for mixing sound, a small tv and a beer fridge.
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Jan 14, 2015 01:48
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I lost my mancave when my wife started using all the liquor inside to fuel her rampant cuckery and the shag carpet for her rampant fuckery
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Jan 14, 2015 02:02
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a mancave is more of a den though
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Al Nipper posted:I lost my mancave when my wife started using all the liquor inside to fuel her rampant cuckery and the shag carpet for her rampant fuckery Honestly you lost your mancave long before that.
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Jan 14, 2015 02:12
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It's really more of a Phallus Palace.
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Jan 14, 2015 02:39
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OP the study was just a place to get drunk by yourself while the drawing room was where you got drunk with your friends. Male domestic life was basically all about getting shithoused with varying degrees of sophistication until you died of cirrhosis.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:OP the study was just a place to get drunk by yourself while the drawing room was where you got drunk with your friends. it still can be. If you will it, it is no dream
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Jan 14, 2015 02:43
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I think it's just a room for masturbating and then crying softly.
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Jan 14, 2015 02:44
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Luvcow posted:I think it's just a room for masturbating and then crying softly. isnt that just the bedroom after my wife falls asleep?
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Jan 14, 2015 05:26
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A study has books in it while a mancave often does not.
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Jan 14, 2015 05:28
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its called a car hole
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I just need a shed with an electric heater, some old tools and a nudie calendar from 1997
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mookface posted:I just need a shed with an electric heater, some old tools and a nudie calendar from 1997 isnt that just the bedroom after my wife falls asleep?
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why is your wife always asleep? what are you doing to her?
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