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AT&T went down for the entire area around Akron, Ohio. Apparently our 911 system runs on AT&T so the news is trying to give everyone the direct numbers for police, fire fighters, etc. Considering that nobody memorized any of those numbers, you should all probably come to Akron, Ohio to get all your looting, murdering, and raping in!
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dear 911, I'm gay and dead
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Jan 14, 2015 02:58
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lol im not going to ohio
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Jan 14, 2015 03:00
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sounds like a pretty funny situation, op
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Jan 14, 2015 03:02
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Parallax Scroll posted:lol im not going to ohio But we have rubber! And ugly hookers and crack. Mostly the the last two, only a little of the first 1 wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jan 14, 2015 |
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Jan 14, 2015 03:04
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I've always wondered why like 811 or something isn't an autorouter to a non-emergency response line. Sometimes I want to call police for non critical things like erratic drivers. One time dispatch had me stay on the line and follow a driver for like 35 blocks until they ducked into a residential neighborhood. Of course Deputy Dewey rolls up like 10 seconds later notably annoyed to get my statement.
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Jan 14, 2015 03:17
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BossRighteous posted:I've always wondered why like 811 or something isn't an autorouter to a non-emergency response line. Sometimes I want to call police for non critical things like erratic drivers. Because your city sucks? In non-lovely cities 811 is for digging, 511 is for traffic, 311 is non-emergency and 211 is health and human services. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jan 14, 2015 |
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Jan 14, 2015 03:22
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lol that's probably the case here too and I am a dolt. \/\/\/\/ This guy was fuuuucked up root of all eval fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jan 14, 2015 |
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Jan 14, 2015 03:23
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BossRighteous posted:I've always wondered why like 811 or something isn't an autorouter to a non-emergency response line. Sometimes I want to call police for non critical things like erratic drivers. snitches get stitches
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Jan 14, 2015 03:24
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Whoa. I live close to Akron. Do we have any stand your ground laws? I'm...asking for a friend...who saw The Purge: Anarchy.
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Jan 14, 2015 03:25
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BossRighteous posted:lol that's probably the case here too and I am a dolt. Probably not, if I'm in my city proper 311 gets you a live operator 24/7 that can get you to any city department, take a report about something stupid like a signal light being annoying, basically anything. If you leave the city to a suburb chances are it won't work and it's a nightmare trying to figure out how to talk to someone in the city about anything.
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Jan 14, 2015 03:27
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Gatts posted:Whoa. I live close to Akron. Didn't you hear? We don't have laws anymore!
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Jan 14, 2015 03:28
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get up, get get get down AT&T is a joke in your town
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Jan 14, 2015 03:37
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lol if you actually want to talk to the police and your not bleeding out from stab wounds
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Jan 14, 2015 04:30
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I'm in CA and we lost a third of our AT&T service capacity at a hospital. We could not make calls out. It was great
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Jan 14, 2015 04:36
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I am dead. I was stabbed. 911 told me all circuits are busy and they were sorry though, so I will respect that.
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Jan 14, 2015 04:42
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See if you live in Akron I'd figure you'd welcome the sweet embrace of death 
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Jan 14, 2015 04:43
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wilderthanmild posted:I am dead. I was stabbed. 911 told me all circuits are busy and they were sorry though, so I will respect that. dude i bet you could make a post to your local police's facebook page and they would respond just as fast.
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Jan 14, 2015 04:45
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so whats cool in akron?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:46
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:See if you live in Akron I'd figure you'd welcome the sweet embrace of death The dream of places not akron keeps us all alive.
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Jan 14, 2015 04:46
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http://vimeo.com/49730996
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Jan 14, 2015 04:49
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Why are you on the internt when you could be out doing some crime right now?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:50
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swampland posted:Why are you on the internt when you could be out doing some crime right now? Do you not have the SA app on your phone?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:51
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good point and good luck with the crimes
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Jan 14, 2015 04:52
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fyodor posted:so whats cool in akron? ....ummm...Luigis pizza? Lock 3 and one ways and nightclubs with 0 parking and stuffs.
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Jan 14, 2015 05:21
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wilderthanmild posted:AT&T went down for the entire area around Akron, Ohio. thats illegal in my state lol sorry that ohio sucks balls try not living in the poo poo parts of america
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Jan 14, 2015 05:23
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just send them an email dingus
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Jan 14, 2015 05:23
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is it that ohio residents are just so backwards that cell phones arent common? because its a requirement that cell phones be able to make emergency calls, even if your plan's service is down it will use whatever the nearest tower is e: and even if you are too dumb to know that your phone can make 911 calls with 0 bars, you should still realize that you can use wifi to find the local police number and then call them through an internet service
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Jan 14, 2015 05:24
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:is it that ohio residents are just so backwards that cell phones arent common? The point is that the 911 service itself is down because AT&T was providing the service for the 911 call centers, not that people are like "I have no bars, I cannot make calls!". Basically AT&T's entire infrastructure just collapsed here, so even the absolutely critical stuff they were supporting is hosed and dead. The latest news reports make it sound like the pretty much have to replace an entire facility of some kind. Also lol @ the idea of running around looking for wifi in an emergency. Cursed Lumberjack posted:thats illegal in my state lol Illegal how?
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