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In Arkham origins, the Riddler (E.Nigma) has hidden 123 shitloads of green square "Extortion files" through the city, in the dumbest most impossible places that require the dumbest gadgets (like a Glue Gun or Electricity Gloves) to acquire If Batman does not find 100% of these files, they shall be uploaded somewhere and published and RUIN people's lives because of extortion and blackmail My question is: Why would Batman care that these people would get their secrets exposed they're probably also criminals, he shouldn't give a poo poo that Bill Tedster is banging his secretary and his wife will find out If anything he'd be interested in all that information, why does he give a gently caress about protecting petty interests, he's busy stopping whole Hotels from being blown up and scores of people being murdered by the Joker
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because batman is actually the villain, think about it
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Jan 14, 2015 03:36
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Littering is a crime
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Jan 14, 2015 03:37
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because batman is a child-like idiot who thinks it's OK to break bones, ribs and teeth in the pursuit of justice, but not OK to blackmail people
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Jan 14, 2015 03:39
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More than half involve Bruce Wayne's infamous donkey parties
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Jan 14, 2015 03:40
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Because its a game and comic and character for children
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Jan 14, 2015 03:41
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more like the fiddler
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Jan 14, 2015 04:16
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more like, fatman
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Jan 14, 2015 04:16
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more like extortion biles
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Jan 14, 2015 04:17
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enraged_camel posted:because batman is a child-like idiot who thinks it's OK to break bones, ribs and teeth in the pursuit of justice, but not OK to blackmail people Yeah Batman should just let bad people kill him.
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Jan 14, 2015 04:18
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its a good challenge and batman likes challenges (ie doesnt use guns)
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Jan 14, 2015 04:18
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You asking what Mr. Contigency-For-Every-Possible-Situation would want with compromising information on powerful people?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:19
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why not kill the riddler
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Jan 14, 2015 04:21
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burritolingus posted:Yeah Batman should just let bad people kill him. i wish
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Jan 14, 2015 04:30
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the comics had this concept of the riddler becoming a good guy and private eye and still being an rear end in a top hat which i enjoyed basically what i am saying is why isn't there a video game where you are the riddler solving mysteries. you could have riddles that are basically the puzzles in professor layton and the mysteries could be like ace attorneys
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Jan 14, 2015 04:32
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the whole batman character and universe doesnt make much sense i dont think its v good tbh 
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Jan 14, 2015 04:35
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katlington posted:the whole batman character and universe doesnt make much sense i dont think its v good tbh what what other comic book character makes sense
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Jan 14, 2015 04:52
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Don Tacorleone posted:what almost as though comics.... are for....... children?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:54
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he probably just keeps the sex video tapes for his own enjoyment and doesn't care about helped blackmailed people
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Jan 14, 2015 04:55
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It's the digital age, it's not like the Riddler couldn't have just done a copy and paste and have duplicates hidden behind a brick in the wall or emailed to an obscure Infoseek e-mail address. That'd be a fun trick though, Batman spending his entire career trying to keep Riddler from uploading secrets onto the Internet by continuously using threats of posting the copies again and again. Even the Joker would golf clap that one... Then brutally murder someone.
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Jan 14, 2015 04:55
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:almost as though comics.... are for....... children? who cares? I enjoy
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Jan 14, 2015 05:00
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None of it matters because the only real Batman was this guy
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Jan 14, 2015 05:00
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This isn't from Batman but rather from The Authority which is another great comic book, they're traveling through alternate universes and stumble upon one where Batman from the 60's is real and highly effective (for like 2 pages) 
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Jan 14, 2015 05:02
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even as a kid i wondered how batman professed to never kill anyone but was okay with throwing baddy mooks into shark infested waters or throwing them off the top of a skyscraper to their death i think batman was a pretty poorly thought out hero beset by unresolved cognitive dissonances and has very little merit in the broad scheme of comics and in the larger picture of media/art
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Jan 14, 2015 05:02
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because he's not a hero, he's an errand boy sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill
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Jan 14, 2015 05:13
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i would totally dig an effort post from someone who likes batman about how im wrong imo brave and the bold is easily the best batman series ever because it makes fun of his stupid ideologies and cognitive dissonances, in a cheery way thats fun rather than "LET ME WRITE YOU AN ESSAY CRITIQUING THIS CHARACTER" the whole franchise got blown up way too fast and they had to cram lovely writers in along with the good ones and they made a canon that is more stupid and illogical than the average comic nothing wrong with that because its just lovely kids media but you cant go and claim batman is high art or even worthwhile as literature when compared to similar episodic action/hero/anti-hero stories
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Jan 14, 2015 05:16
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i would totally dig an effort post from someone who likes batman about how im wrong me too 
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Jan 14, 2015 05:18
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lol you think this is a good thing that is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx6l39BR_FM smdh
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Jan 14, 2015 05:18
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol you think this is a good thing that is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx6l39BR_FM 
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Jan 14, 2015 05:19
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did he end up fuckin the goat? a friend wants to know
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Jan 14, 2015 05:22
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:did he end up fuckin the goat? You'll just have to read the next Batman issue to find out the riveting finale to this story! Excelsior!
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Jan 14, 2015 05:23
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Don Tacorleone posted:You'll just have to read the next Batman issue to find out the riveting finale to this story! Excelsior! DUDE JUST loving TELL ME IM ALMOST THERE
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Jan 14, 2015 05:31
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Don Tacorleone posted:This isn't from Batman but rather from The Authority which is another great comic book, they're traveling through alternate universes and stumble upon one where Batman from the 60's is real and highly effective (for like 2 pages) So he was more attractive when he might have fought her?
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Jan 14, 2015 05:42
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:even as a kid i wondered how batman professed to never kill anyone but was okay with throwing baddy mooks into shark infested waters or throwing them off the top of a skyscraper to their death He doesn't do that though, except in, like, Tim Burton films?
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Jan 14, 2015 05:51
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Uncle Wemus posted:So he was more attractive when he might have fought her? yeah she's a bit hosed up
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Jan 14, 2015 05:59
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wrap it up batfailures this here's the one true canon batman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5NmXbU-SM
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batman doesn't use guns, but has no problems mounting rocket launchers and machineguns onto the side of his vehicles and killing all the enemy occupants in a fiery explosion lmao
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