everyone is always making fun of me  my weiner is actually 5" so my usual response is "my penis is actually big for an asian", but that means getting all serious and makes me look lame. there probably isn't anything to say to that. and if i say something mean back then people think i have a small dick...it's a hosed up situation
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Show them this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I
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literally kill them in real life op
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Jan 14, 2015 09:54
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Well the dick store called and they're all out of big dicks!
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shoot them 2 or 3 times in the chest w/ a real gun
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Frank Jameso posted:everyone is always making fun of me 5 inches is average, as an asain you probaly have a 4 inch dick. dont lie
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run up and tackle them and stab them with a knife very quickly as many times as u can
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Actually, show them this video http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1176995630
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just tell them size isnt everything or something
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I don't think you are really asian OP. I think you're a liar. You're a lie guy.
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hite people hate us and will always hate us. Here is a simple list of evidence, going from the most obvious down to the least obvious: 1. How many American films feature Asian heroes who are not stereotyped? 2. If someone makes a negative comment about a black person, all of the whites get hopping mad. Make a negative comment about the Asian race and nobody cares. 3. Most Asians know that everywhere we go, white/black/Hispanic people hurl racist remarks at us. I have already received about 10 racist remarks in the past three months and I have only been out of my home a handful of times. 4. In 1982, Vincent Chin was killed by two white people, Michael Nitz and Ronald Ebens. Both murderers went free, as the judge claimed that they were not the type of people who deserved to be in prison. 5. Chai Vang righteously killed six white people after they approached him with guns first. Unlike the “men” who murdered Vincent Chin, brave Mr. Vang was sentenced to life. 6. Asian civil rights activities receive virtually no media attention. Yet Rosa Parks was pretty much honored as a hero just because she refused to give up her seat. This is curious because Vincent Chin died to defend his race. Why hasn’t he been given an award? It is quite naïve to think that all of this can be explained by claiming that whites are not “enlightened” or that whites lack awareness of our issues. It is even more immature to think that things will get better if only we continue to protest peacefully through lame marches and letters to the producers of (insert any American TV show here). Animals, through evolution, are intrinsically developed to detest organisms that are different; the obvious reason being that conformity to a certain level increases the chances of a species’ survival. Since humans are part of the animal kingdom, it should be no surprise that whites have evolved to hate Asians, who have a strikingly different appearance than them. Furthermore, we do live in an age where “political correctness” and anti-racism are in vogue. Why then, are there virtually no Asian heroes in the media? This is solid proof that we are enemies in the eyes of the Aryans. If even in an epoch where equality is an important matter they still do not treat us as equals, then what hope is there that they will ever treat us equally? More importantly, why should we care? We vastly outnumber them. When you have a disobedient child, you do not give him gifts to make him abide to your will. You show him the cane.
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point out you can afford phallic economy on account of not having a panniculus blocking access to it, unlike [ethnicity of person making azn dick joke]
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Jan 14, 2015 09:57
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punch them and then keep stomping on their head on the sidewalk until they start seizing and blood comes out of their ears op
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poison them
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alternatively do everything grrlsweatshirt says but also explode them with grenades
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Do everything grrlsweatshirt says but... on creatine  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmcnbJ9MG4
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Al Cowens posted:Show them this video jesus christ
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just scream like a banshee until you start coughing up blood they won't insult you again
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Jan 14, 2015 10:00
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chop their pricks off with a novelty guillotine cigar cutter
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it doesnt matter how big your dick is cause you know your just a bottom
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kill them.kill them. kill them. kill. kill.kill kill kill killkillkillkill
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paranoid randroid posted:chop their pricks off with a novelty guillotine cigar cutter youre supposed to just nip the tip rabbi ----------------
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"ehh... looks like you just landed the lead role in Peter Jackson's The Bobbit, heh"
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paranoid randroid posted:"ehh... looks like you just landed the lead role in Peter Jackson's The Bobbit, heh" fun fact about him he got his boner repaired and then starred in a porn movie and got a lot of money
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NutritiousSnack posted:5 inches is average, as an asain you probaly have a 4 inch dick. dont lie 5.5 is the average. Ask Elliot Rodger he'll tell you.
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do karate on their dick then point out that at least yours still works
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Tell them its evolution You have penis size to match asian women vagina size Unlike rhe huge meat flap caverns of [insert race of those insulting you]
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:fun fact about him he got his boner repaired and then starred in a porn movie and got a lot of money iirc it was called John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut
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he got a weird frankendick that was a chore to look at and then vanished into pop culture limbo with such as joey buttafuco and that guy from The Real World who ate peanut butter with his hands and called a gay guy a fag.
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godspeed mr bobbit
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'im big'~said by my dick
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:godspeed mr bobbit
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get a huge prosthetic dick like boogie nights and put it in your pants and sneak up behind your friends while they're sitting down and then slap them in the face with it
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I agree with GrrrlSweatshirt, just kill 'em. It's fun. It'll make you feel like you are on TV, with your own personal soundtrack. You wouldn't believe the hundreds of different ways a body dances once a bullet has been put in it. The songs they sing when you cut their throats. The patterns they paint when you make 'em bleed. Be a murder star.
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If 5 inches is average, does that mean that maybe 50% of the male population has a penis smaller than 5 inches?Airborne Viking posted:jesus christ
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Your mom didn't complain about my dick size But she did have three other dicks in her at the time And her mouth was full
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Ahahahahahahaha 5 inches.
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saying asians dont have short dicks is like saying evolution is just a theory
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evolution is just a theory
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donkey salami posted:Your mom didn't complain about my dick size durrr mom joke. but thanks
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