it's the exact length of a stick of starburst
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:56 |
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proof of concept posted:maybe pose an action figure so it's doing that "I caught a fish thiiiiis big!" hands spread apart gesture but spread the length of your cock, and take a picture of that with something else in there for scale
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:56 |
Orkin Mang posted:no a promise, its like a thought or something. post a really good comeback and i'll do it. since your thoughts are so good.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:58 |
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im prepared to offload the OP d jpg for 500,000 nuyen, chummer
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:01 |
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Mine is 1 inch.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:01 |
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Frank Jameso posted:post a really good comeback and i'll do it. howsabout "it's not small, it's inscrutable"
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:17 |
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call it your sissy clitty then its a double hate crime if they make fun of you
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:24 |
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iirc south korea has the smallest average so just point out you aint south korean unless you are in which case uhhhhhhhhh
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:39 |
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tell them only sluts love big cocks so that makes their girlfriends and moms dirty sluts then you and your friends will all be problematic
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:43 |
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Go to an ivy league, stack cash, and acquire a hot wife of your preferred nationality. Pre-emptive comebacks are the best comebacks.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 12:14 |
The Groper posted:Go to an ivy league, stack cash, and acquire a hot wife of your preferred nationality. Pre-emptive comebacks are the best comebacks. or i can just gently caress girls of all kinds of nationalities now and while i'm making cash after i finish school and then marry the one i liked best
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 12:37 |
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Look them straight in the eye and say "actually for your information yes i am a retard also i just poo poo my pants" then walk out, head held high
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:14 |
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Frank Jameso posted:or i can just gently caress girls of all kinds of nationalities now and while i'm making cash after i finish school and then marry the one i liked best but what's the point when you have a tiny dick?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:14 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:but what's the point when you have a tiny dick? That's what she said.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:33 |
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put fire on them 1.1% of the worlds population is even above average at all i knew it
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:37 |
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Frank Jameso posted:everyone is always making fun of me
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:48 |
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i would thank them genuinely for their concern and obvious interest but i'm just not sexually attracted to them. i'm flattered, i'm sure they're great, don't worry about it, we can both the whole thing and still chill and hang out. that would make them realise that thinking about people's dicks is weird if you don't want to gently caress them. unless i was interested in them and then say agree that it might be small right this second but it could be persuaded to grow pretty quickly given some encouragement. that would make them realise the power of the dick size was in their hands all along, like captain planet. but for you, you should say 'my dick may be small but at least i don't have any wit'
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 14:49 |
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tell them you have a somethingawful.com forums account
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 14:51 |
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saihttam posted:tell them you have a somethingawful.com forums account but they already know he has a tiny dick
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 15:01 |
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tell them you aren't azn you're just retarded then they'll feel bad for making fun of some1 with a handicap
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:02 |
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Tell them if they make their eyes squinty and then look at it it'll appear bigger
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:11 |
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fart in they mouth
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:27 |
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Frank Jameso posted:everyone is always making fun of me just punch them real hard in the crotch and make their balls pop, and say "at least i got balls"
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:29 |
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lol you can't fit that many dicks into one condoma t the same time trust me
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:56 |
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cenobites have majorly long boners w/ good girth
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 18:11 |
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become large and strong smoke hella weed
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 18:30 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:cenobites have majorly long boners w/ good girth i think about this a lot
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 18:31 |
there are no good comebacks
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:26 |
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realtalk: say its bullshit and most of those infographics you see are actually made from faked data spread by a bunch of 'race realists' whose thing is saying black people have big dicks and tiny brains, asians the opposite, and white people are the superior middle
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:28 |
call them the n-word...the version with the hard "er".
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:32 |
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Deal with your social issues in the traditional Japanese way; lock yourself inside a breadbox sized apartment and obsessively construct a woman shaped automaton whose only purpose in this world is to belch homogenized milk into a highball glass.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:43 |
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hope you're not mentioning the 5" cuz that's still small
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:46 |
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is there nothing you can say to comfort a small dick man, nothing at all?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:56 |
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maybe this is just my big dick instincts talking here but if someone was giving me serious grief about my supposed peen length i would very aggressively challenge them to a public dick measuring contest with judges and an audience etc and really put them on the spot about it and if they dont immediately say yeah sure just jump down their fuckin throat for being a babydick pussy bitch and turn to someone else and jab your thumb in their direction and go like can you believe this fuckin human being thats exactly what i would do in your sitch op
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:02 |
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I don't care enough about GBS to read more than the OP OP, whip it out.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:05 |
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most people wont just whip their dicks out they dont have bold spirits and theyll never achieve anything
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:07 |
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fanged wang posted:most people wont just whip their dicks out they dont have bold spirits and theyll never achieve anything lol if you don't stand six feet back from the urinal and cut a piss trail right between the two betas to either side
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:07 |
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proof of concept posted:maybe pose an action figure so it's doing that "I caught a fish thiiiiis big!" hands spread apart gesture but spread the length of your cock, and take a picture of that with something else in there for scale Frank Jameso posted:there are no good comebacks
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:12 |
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Khorne posted:what action figure can hold a ti-84 length wise help me out here bro Stretch armstrong
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:16 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:52 |
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your mom didnt care about my small dick when i was wearing her rear end like a feedbag! and then get in their face and exhale deeply out of your mouth and be like smell that bitch thats your moms rear end
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:16 |