everyone is always making fun of me  my weiner is actually 5" so my usual response is "my penis is actually big for an asian", but that means getting all serious and makes me look lame. there probably isn't anything to say to that. and if i say something mean back then people think i have a small dick...it's a hosed up situation
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NutritiousSnack posted:5 inches is average, as an asain you probaly have a 4 inch dick. dont lie 5.5 is the average. Ask Elliot Rodger he'll tell you.
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donkey salami posted:Your mom didn't complain about my dick size durrr mom joke. but thanks
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Mr. Popo posted:Ahahahahahahaha hey! i'm in a vulnerable state right now
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:run them over with ur car. put it in reverse and then run them over with ur car again. do it again well i'm asian and i crashed my car
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Jan 14, 2015 10:21
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Fonzarelli posted:better than the frustrated unsatisfied state that you leave women in what makes you say that?
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Jan 14, 2015 10:25
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:what kind of asian ru b/c if ur bhutanese or something that can be kind of alluring but if ur japanese or chinese u can gently caress off op korean. so if that graph is correct i have a huge wang
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Frankenstyle posted:Be all like, "So what? It's not like I use it for anything." laff
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Jan 14, 2015 10:42
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:post youre dick i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it
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Jan 14, 2015 10:45
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Fonzarelli posted:well its probably too small and thin to satisfy a woman properly okay
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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Orkin Mang posted:if you email it to me i promise i wont post it need some collateral
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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Orkin Mang posted:i have a promise if youd like to hold onto it. a promise ring? better be expensive
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Jan 14, 2015 10:51
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it's the exact length of a stick of starburst
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Jan 14, 2015 10:56
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Orkin Mang posted:no a promise, its like a thought or something. post a really good comeback and i'll do it. since your thoughts are so good.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:58
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The Groper posted:Go to an ivy league, stack cash, and acquire a hot wife of your preferred nationality. Pre-emptive comebacks are the best comebacks. or i can just gently caress girls of all kinds of nationalities now and while i'm making cash after i finish school and then marry the one i liked best
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Jan 14, 2015 12:37
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there are no good comebacks
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Jan 14, 2015 23:26
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fanged wang posted:big dick is 90% attitude 10% actual dick volume is this what 'fanged' wang means?
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Jan 15, 2015 00:32
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a hole-y ghost posted:op who are these "people" and why are they jerking themselves off in bathrooms, closets etc. thinking about your small dick every friend i've ever had
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fanged wang posted:yeah its mean dont do it unless they need to be put in their place or something not really. you probably don't do it because you yourself have a small peen
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