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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i would thank them genuinely for their concern and obvious interest but i'm just not sexually attracted to them. i'm flattered, i'm sure they're great, don't worry about it, we can both the whole thing and still chill and hang out. that would make them realise that thinking about people's dicks is weird if you don't want to gently caress them.

unless i was interested in them and then say agree that it might be small right this second but it could be persuaded to grow pretty quickly given some encouragement. that would make them realise the power of the dick size was in their hands all along, like captain planet.

but for you, you should say 'my dick may be small but at least i don't have any wit'

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