need comebacks for when people make fun of me saying azns have small dicks

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > need comebacks for when people make fun of me saying azns have small dicks

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

again and i need to emphasiwe this i have a coke can penis and you know what that may be below average in length but vaginas are weird so throw whatever you got in there and hope her weird junk gets off cause some times theyre lovin it and some times they have orgasm problems and thats just life

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 10:38

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Frank Jameso posted:

i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it

to be fair he might just want to masturbate to it like any of us

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 10:46

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

tell them only sluts love big cocks so that makes their girlfriends and moms dirty sluts

then you and your friends will all be problematic

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 11:43

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