need comebacks for when people make fun of me saying azns have small dicks

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Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Be all like, "So what? It's not like I use it for anything."

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Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

post youre dick

Nobody is willing to help him find it.

...poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 10:35

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

If you snail mail it to me, I'll lie and say it's massive.

Like five and a half inches massive!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 10:49

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

proof of concept posted:

maybe pose an action figure so it's doing that "I caught a fish thiiiiis big!" hands spread apart gesture but spread the length of your cock, and take a picture of that with something else in there for scale

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 10:56

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Spanish Manlove posted:

but what's the point when you have a tiny dick?

That's what she said.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 13:33

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