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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

:whitewater:


:mrgw:

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



fat dancer in jabbas palace dot jpeg

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


that second one isn't fake, it was officially licensed and released

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Jan 14, 2015

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

quote:

Breast

"I don't care if you're built like an Askajian—nobody needs a chest plate that looks like it has its own gravity-well projectors."
―From the memoirs of female stormtrooper Isila Drutch

Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism.

Biological role
"Mara can't exactly drop what she's doing either. She's feeding Ben."
―Luke Skywalker[src]

In some cultures, sentient females nursed their own young. This was true of both primitive planetary societies like Dathomir, where the warrior-women of the Singing Mountain Clan would feed their children even during solemn councils of war,[1] and high-tech interstellar civilization: Leia Organa Solo nursed her twins for some time[2] and Mara Jade Skywalker nursed her son Ben until he was a few months old.[3] Even Tenel Ka Djo, Queen Mother of the Hapes Consortium, nursed her daughter Allana herself.[4]
Alternative techniques of feeding infants did exist, as the TDL nanny droid could store up to two liters of milk internally.[5] Other sentient species retained strong breastfeeding traditions as well: female Wookiees had six breasts, which they used to nurse their large litters of cubs.[6] Askajian females also had six breasts,[7] while Gran females had three.[8]

Role in males

As male individuals were not biologically meant to nurse their offsprings, they sported much smaller breasts and produced no milk. Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator),[9] Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader)[10], and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them. The males in primitive cultures would also go barechested in their young adulthood and childhood, such as the Nelvaanians.[11] Also, males would go barechested to allow freedom of mobility or body temperature, as exhibited by the Whiphid Jedi Master K'Kruhk,[12] Galen Marek while on Felucia,[13], the Korun leader Kar Vastor on Haruun Kal,[14] or Ki-Adi-Mundi when training in his youth.[15] Some males, such as Anakin Skywalker[16] and Corran Horn would also sleep barechested for comfort, though it should be noted that Horn undressed completely to sleep as opposed to simply going barechested.[17] Also, male breasts were usually not covered when the individual was in a bacta tank, as exhibited by Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, or when tortured, as seen with Cade Skywalker. Medical examinations, such as those performed by the Kaminoans on their clones, were usually performed on barechested males. Men of various species, such as the Human Jariah Syn,[18] the Nautolan Kit Fisto, and a Quarren commander also swam barechested.[19] Exposing one's chest, also exhibited by Syn, was a part of preparing to make love.[20]

Cultural significance

In mainstream galactic society, breasts were normally kept covered.

Female patients in bacta tanks could have their breasts covered,[21] but in some cases they chose not to.[22] Leia Organa seemed unperturbed by the sight of Shen breastfeeding in public on Dathomir,[1] and Luke Skywalker was similarly unfazed when he encountered the Fallanassi adept Norika wearing only a sarong.[23]
Some Twi'lek dancers performed bare-breasted,[24] and Askajian females were prized as dancers and lingerie models because of their six-breasted physique.[25]

Non-mammals with breasts

A number of females belonging to non-mammalian species were known to have had breasts, most notably the reptilian Falleen (though other sources indicated that the size and pigmentation of the spinal ridge were the main distinguishing feature of gender dimorphism in this species).[26]

T'ra Saa, who was a shape-shifting Neti—a sentient species of plants— had breasts in her pseudo-Human form.[27]

Rodian females also possessed breasts with functional mammary glands. Off-world females, however, would wear loose clothing in an attempt to disguise their gender. Some females did flaunt their physique if they knew it would work to their advantage.[28]

Appearances

Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void
Darth Plagueis
Cloak of Deception
Star Wars: The Clone Wars film
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV series)
Yoda: Dark Rendezvous
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (First appearance)
Payback: The Tale of Dengar
WEG icon2 "The Regalia of Office"—Shadows of the Empire Sourcebook
Goatgrass: The Tale of Ree-Yees (Mentioned only)
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Slave Ship (Mentioned only)
Hard Merchandise (Mentioned only)
Star Wars: Rebellion 2: My Brother, My Enemy, Part 2
Heir to the Empire
SWAJsmall "Counterstrike"—Star Wars Adventure Journal 8
WEG icon2 "Counterstrike"—Classic Adventures: Volume Four - The Best of the Journal (Reprint)
The Courtship of Princess Leia (First identified as Breast)
The Crystal Star
Children of the Jedi
Darksaber
Shield of Lies
The New Jedi Order: Star by Star (Mentioned only)
The New Jedi Order: Destiny's Way
Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen
Legacy of the Force: Tempest (Mentioned only)
Sources
The Art of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
SWAJsmall "Out of the Cradle"—Star Wars Adventure Journal 2
SWAJsmall "Changing the Odds: The Adventures of Dannen Lifehold"—Star Wars Adventure Journal 3
SWAJsmall "Murder in Slushtime"—Star Wars Adventure Journal 14
The Art of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Art: Visions (Picture only)
The Essential Guide to Warfare (Section: "A female stormtrooper remembers") (Indirect mention only)

Notes and references

↑ 1.0 1.1 The Courtship of Princess Leia, pp. 209-10
↑ The Last Command, pp. 109-110
↑ The New Jedi Order: Star by Star pp. 31, 437
↑ Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen, pp. 58, 61
↑ The Essential Guide to Droids, p. 34
↑ Six-breasted female Wookiees were described by George Lucas for a Time magazine interview in May 1983; Unofficial Encyclopedia fan website suggests that the statement may also appear in a more direct canon source.
↑ Skin Deep: The Fat Dancer's Tale
↑ Goatgrass: The Tale of Ree-Yees
↑ Timeline 4: The Empire Changes Strategy
↑ Star Wars 53: The Last Gift From Alderaan!
↑ CloneWarsLogoMini Star Wars: Clone Wars – "Chapter 22"
↑ Star Wars: Dark Times 7: Parallels, Part 2
↑ Star Wars: The Force Unleashed video game
↑ The Essential Reader's Companion
↑ Star Wars: Republic 2: Prelude to Rebellion, Part 2
↑ Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
↑ I, Jedi
↑ Star Wars: Legacy 24: Loyalties, Part 2
↑ CloneWarsLogoMini Star Wars: Clone Wars – "Chapter 5"
↑ Star Wars: Legacy 38: Tatooine, Part 2
↑ Star Wars: Rebellion 5: My Brother, My Enemy, Part 5
↑ Star Wars: Rebellion 2: My Brother, My Enemy, Part 2
↑ Tyrant's Test, p. 227
↑ Galactic Campaign Guide
↑ Databank title Yarna d'al' Gargan in the Databank (content now obsolete; backup link on Archive.org)
↑ Alien Encounters, p. 47; Ultimate Alien Anthology, p. 57
↑ Star Wars: Republic 34: Darkness, Part 3, T'ra Saa at Wizards of the Coast
↑ The New Essential Guide to Alien Species

External links

Breast on Wikipedia
Time magazine article from May 1983, in which George Lucas discusses female Wookiees.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

There is nothing wrong with their love.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
the original star wars was rated pg

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Spanish Manlove posted:

There is nothing wrong with their love.

their domestic relationship is objectively the most functional one in all of the movies

SkaAndScreenplays
Dec 11, 2013

by Pragmatica
There is no sexuality in Star Wars...

Star Trek Though...



Pure Sex. DAT BEARD.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


proof of concept posted:

their domestic relationship is objectively the most functional one in all of the movies

something's not right about that 3P0 :raise:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

SkaAndScreenplays posted:

There is no sexuality in Star Wars...

Star Trek Though...



Pure Sex. DAT BEARD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Kimmalah posted:

something's not right about that 3P0 :raise:



actually he's fine, it goes back inside him when he isn't using it because it's robotic, sort of like how robocop's leg opens up and that's where he keeps his gun

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


proof of concept posted:

actually he's fine, it goes back inside him when he isn't using it because it's robotic, sort of like how robocop's leg opens up and that's where he keeps his gun

I was just talking in general, not about his robo-dick but thanks for the detailed analysis I guess.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Kimmalah posted:

I was just talking in general, not about his robo-dick but thanks for the detailed analysis I guess.

np :respek:
detailed diagrams pending a decision on cutaway vs exploded view

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
countdown to jar jar loving padme picture in 3....2....

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


proof of concept posted:

np :respek:
detailed diagrams pending a decision on cutaway vs exploded view

Keep at it, there's a market for this out there.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

no, yes, yes if he wears the gold bikini

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


DSL

:q:

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


That bitch sucks dick like a pro

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Sullustans will do anything.

ANYthing.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

UH UH OH MY GOD I LOVE CARRIE FISHER'S TEENAGE BOY BODY *HUFFING AND PUFFING* UUUUUH OH MY GOD

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

requesting jar jar sex pic

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

satanic splash-back posted:

requesting official hot naked twi'lek pic

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I in my star wars campaign I ruled that Hutts were basically Asari.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

satanic splash-back posted:

requesting jar jar sex pic

Hi red jar jar sex will come later

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Figrin dan and the modal nads

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I in my star wars campaign I ruled that Hutts were basically Asari.

I ruled they were worms and therefore reproduced as such.

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

satanic splash-back posted:

requesting jar jar sex pic
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/rmgho7s.jpg

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I thought people were joking about such a pic :(

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Otisburg posted:

fat dancer in jabbas palace dot jpeg

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

there is a clone wars ep about one of these dancers being super sexy and being a gay hutts lover.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


not inline but ty

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

oncearoundaltair posted:

I thought people were joking about such a pic :(

Turn back now, this rabbit hole goes really deep

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Turn back now, this rabbit hole goes really deep

hutt vore please.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Not enough of the gay in star wars

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TOILETLORD posted:

hutt vore please.

Nooooooooo

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

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