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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747



*Is driven by freedom warrior on a low speed chase after murderizing some dame.

milkingmycow fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Jan 16, 2015

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
OJ drove a Bronco, which is a lot cooler imho. Suburbans are for soccer moms.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

City of Tampa posted:

OJ drove a Bronco, which is a lot cooler imho. Suburbans are for soccer moms.

gently caress. Still, be a truck.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Is a van a truck? Can I be a van with a wizard airbrushed on it?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
theyre bad cars

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlmYy-mAZY

Pedestrian Xing
Jul 19, 2007

*rolls over*

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Wafflz posted:

Is a van a truck? Can I be a van with a wizard airbrushed on it?

Yes, this thread is a disaster because I am dumb about OJ and his white horse.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
**goes to next town**

**runs out of gas**

**is ignored on side of road because people assume the owner is a gangster**

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity



I'm a wood turner in an Anglo Saxon suburb c. 700 (I live in the middle one) AMA

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i drive thru white suburbans
in a black suburban, swervin
hittin curbs n
blastin eric sermon
drunk off english burbon

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Amateur Saboteur posted:

i drive thru white suburbans
in a black suburban, swervin
hittin curbs n
blastin eric sermon
drunk off english burbon

What's this? Simon and Garfield song?

naem
May 29, 2011

The English make bourbon?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

naem posted:

The English make bourbon?

english speakers yes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

milkingmycow posted:




*Is driven by freedom warrior on a low speed chase after murderizing some dame.
looks like that dame got murderized

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My dick is more broke than the OP and I warm my car up for 40 minutes before leaving for work at the dick sucking factory

open container
Sep 16, 2008

milkingmycow posted:

this thread is a disaster

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

amityville anus posted:

My dick is more broke than the OP and I warm my car up for 40 minutes before leaving for work at the dick sucking factory

The salary is livable and the perks are adequate.

milkingmycow fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jan 16, 2015

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
*uses 10 gallons of gas to get a small diet coke at mcdonald's

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Wafflz posted:

Is a van a truck? Can I be a van with a wizard airbrushed on it?

I want to be the van I saw once back in the 90's at the commissary while shopping with my dad.

It had a full airbrushed mural of Star Wars on one side, and Star Trek TNG on the other side. On the back was a dual portrait of Picard and Skywalker.

It was the most amazing thing and I dream of it often. Wish phones had cameras back then.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Wait what?

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012
*police are courteous and helpful*
*public school in neighborhood provides fine education at excellent property tax cost*
*catholic church down the street more than a little racist*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im realy fuckni upset about this

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i mean this

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


So we appear outwardly nice but with an undertone of jealousy and resentment because our neighbour got a top of the range Suburban while we could only get the one with the Pandora comparability and a Moon Roof?

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
We are extraordinarily enraged deep down inside.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Are those fit dudes locked up somewhere?

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

thegalagakid posted:

*police are courteous and helpful*
*public school in neighborhood provides fine education at excellent property tax cost*
*catholic church down the street more than a little racist*

All those buildings and people are Sherwin WIlliams 7005. Well, the buildings at least.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlmYy-mAZY

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

AssassinPrincess posted:

I want to be the van I saw once back in the 90's at the commissary while shopping with my dad.

It had a full airbrushed mural of Star Wars on one side, and Star Trek TNG on the other side. On the back was a dual portrait of Picard and Skywalker.

It was the most amazing thing and I dream of it often. Wish phones had cameras back then.

You should get one with that pic of Jar Jar and Amidala from the other thread airbrushed on it.

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