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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
should there be?

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Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
Twin Peens?

...

I'll just see myself out.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
You knew there had to be

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1038108/

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Dang, 110 minutes. I guess the director had a lot of ideas he needed to get out there.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
half the film in the white lodge

half the film in the black lodge

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Lol

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
*shot of majestic waterfall dissolves to two dudes just drillin away"

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Dale Indapooper: Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

The log lady is a transvestite and her log is her massive wang.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i tried to watch twin peaks but i was really high and didnt get it at all :/

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
fire walk with me

*pulls out dilz*

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Imagine a hardcore tearing-an-rear end-apart gay sex scene filmed with the exact tone and cadence of the red room.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Thingyman posted:

Imagine a hardcore tearing-an-rear end-apart gay sex scene filmed with the exact tone and cadence of the red room.

secret_morning_shower_fantasy_#2.txt

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
the links below are SFW on my browser. click on your own risk.



Twin Peaks (1993)

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Twin+Peaks/year=1993/Twin_Peaks.htm

Twin Peaks 2 (2006) SEQUEL, BUT NOT STARRING DAVID BOWIE

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=twin+peaks+2/year=2006/twin-peaks-2.htm

Twink Peaks (2005) GBS VERSION

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=twink+peaks/year=2005/twink-peaks.htm

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Jan 14, 2015

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Midget Rimjob scene in reverse.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mystery Steve posted:

Midget Rimjob scene in reverse.

kcoc ym kcus arual!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
When will gibbis get the vhs rip of this

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

When will gibbis get the vhs rip of this

A review:

"The title "Twink Peaks" is a bit misleading as twinks are usually more boyish and slim guys and the guys here are far more cut and in shape. Unless you are only looking for the super-young, barely legal look though, you will not be disappointed by the ripped, athletic young men featured here. In many videos, there is at least one guy who doesn't look right within the video's theme (ie: a hairy guy in their thirties in a video about college freshmen) but all the guys here are really, pretty darn flawless and all fit together very nicely. The guys all seemed to be really enjoying each other, and you can see the genuine attraction in their expressions. The sex is extremely hot, and the video quality is excellent, with the right camera angles capturing the action. Audio quality is also fine, and we were grateful for the lack of cheesy background music. We do wish the dialogue had been subtitled though, as it would have been nice to understand what the boys were saying to each other to heat things up. As mentioned, some of the set-up sequences were way too lengthy, but as long as you fast forward through them, you are rewarded with some very hot action."

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I can't hear... did he just say "Why don't you get down on your knees and investigate" or "Why don't we get down like birds and bees and fornicate?" This is gonna drive me crazy.

*turn volume way up, hardcore sex scene begins. downstairs neighbor begins pounding on ceiling with broom handle*

Well now this invites a host of completely different problems!

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




lol

quote:

Actresses















PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Rambling Robot posted:

A review:

"The title "Twink Peaks" is a bit misleading as twinks are usually more boyish and slim guys and the guys here are far more cut and in shape. Unless you are only looking for the super-young, barely legal look though, you will not be disappointed by the ripped, athletic young men featured here. In many videos, there is at least one guy who doesn't look right within the video's theme (ie: a hairy guy in their thirties in a video about college freshmen) but all the guys here are really, pretty darn flawless and all fit together very nicely. The guys all seemed to be really enjoying each other, and you can see the genuine attraction in their expressions. The sex is extremely hot, and the video quality is excellent, with the right camera angles capturing the action. Audio quality is also fine, and we were grateful for the lack of cheesy background music. We do wish the dialogue had been subtitled though, as it would have been nice to understand what the boys were saying to each other to heat things up. As mentioned, some of the set-up sequences were way too lengthy, but as long as you fast forward through them, you are rewarded with some very hot action."

I was able to find the film on a free porn streaming website by googling it, and I didn't see any of the sex scenes but I have to agree that the setup was too much. The first 2 minutes - at least - of the film were just three clothed men frolicking and wrestling with one another in the snow.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

There is a gay porn called Twink Peaks.
Sadly, it is not a parody of Twin Peaks. It's just some Czech guys loving in a ski lodge.

If you want to sate your porn parody needs, I recommend Les Jizz.

Huge Jackmans rendition of Breed His Hole at the climactic gangbang scene is touching.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i've been thinking about making a porn parody called "Nutbusters" -- its a parody of mythbusters

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Harald posted:

i've been thinking about making a porn parody called "Nutbusters" -- its a parody of mythbusters

*redhead, with his face and hair caked in cum, mugging for the camera* This nut is busted.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Thingyman posted:

*redhead, with his face and hair caked in cum, mugging for the camera* This nut is busted.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

i tried to watch twin peaks but i was really high and didnt get it at all :/

i tried to watch twin peaks but i was completely sober and it was kinda boring

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Give HEAD...wrapped in PLASTIC

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
The Giant Cock: The women are not what they seem.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Do It Once Right posted:

There is a gay porn called Twink Peaks.
Sadly, it is not a parody of Twin Peaks. It's just some Czech guys loving in a ski lodge.

If you want to sate your porn parody needs, I recommend Les Jizz.

Huge Jackmans rendition of Breed His Hole at the climactic gangbang scene is touching.

I so wanted a gay porn parody of Les Mis to be a real thing :(

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Lez Miss

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sure is nsws obvs

this ones not very faithful to the show however. so im right now announcing that im launching a kickstarted for my lynchthemed porn 'twink peaks'. whos in? tag line: 'just a quick peek'

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jan 15, 2015

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Orkin Mang posted:

sure is nsws obvs

this ones not very faithful to the show however. so im right now announcing that im launching a kickstarted for my lynchthemed porn 'twink peaks'. whos in? tag line: 'just a quick peek'

It's trivially easy to trace IP addresses and see that I just watched you jerk off in a monkey mask with your very reluctant dog bugging out when he wandered into frame.
Thanks for that. Not enough masked masturbation butthole voyeur porno online quite yet.

*Not an edit:
I caught your post before your edit.*

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Always thought it was a tragedy that the porn star Dale Cooper is in gay porn and the porn star Laura Palmer is in straight porn.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dont do planet of the apes mashups.

and i cant have the tagline in the title dude, it spoils the delight of the second pun

so were u turned on by the video anyway? how old r u?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Orkin Mang posted:

i dont do planet of the apes mashups.

and i cant have the tagline in the title dude, it spoils the delight of the second pun

so were u turned on by the video anyway? how old r u?

Why you gotta ruin what could have been a fun? Just let it slide and see where things go for a bit next time.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
There was a fish... in the percolator! And a cock... in my rear end!

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Synopsis
From the liner notes:
"A bunch of guys spend a great weekend in the mountains. They spend time skiing, snowboarding, hanging out around the cottage having snow battles... and having amazing sex all day and night."

Review
Not yet reviewed.

Product Format Information
DVD : $49.99 (Subtitled)


Who charges $50 for a dvd?

Do It Once Right posted:

There is a gay porn called Twink Peaks.
Sadly, it is not a parody of Twin Peaks. It's just some Czech guys loving in a ski lodge.

If you want to sate your porn parody needs, I recommend Les Jizz.

Huge Jackmans rendition of Breed His Hole at the climactic gangbang scene is touching.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jUOsFtIlBM

Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jan 15, 2015

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Yuuuuup. It was this thread or another where I posted that straight porn is way more hosed up than gay porn.


Nckdictator posted:

Review
Not yet reviewed.


I'll review it right now: Not bad, not great. perfectly okay.

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Nckdictator posted:

Who charges $50 for a dvd?
Gay porn's always been a weird niche premium market where it's $50 minimum for, like, a 70-minute video and god help you if you want the high quality Bel Ami-type stuff. It's like buying VHS tapes from video stores in the '80s.

Straight porn you can get a 3-hour Vivid compilation DVD for $5. It's awesome.

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