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numberoneposter posted:really easy to catch a cab and look really good in a jaunty fedora Know like when you play Dungeons and Dragons, and "human" is like default, and every other possibility is either +2 or -2 or whatever compared to the "standard"? That.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:54
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i like being able to take my 4 y/o daughter to a public pool without being stared down so that's cool
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Jan 14, 2015 22:55
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obligatory video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U
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Jan 14, 2015 22:56
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JiveHonky posted:what is "ironic racism" lil help here Basically it's where you do and say as much racist stuff as you like (recycled jokes from the 1970s are a good place to start), but if you get called out on it you say that you were being post-modern and ironic and that you must be the real racist for seeing it as racist in the first place. Bonus: if you don't get called out on it or if they agree with you, congrats, you've made a new friend to be racist with!
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Jan 14, 2015 22:56
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it's pretty neat to live in a place where you only see 'civilized' minorities, you know, the not gangster kind. real comfortable neighborhoods and everything with maybe 7% not white people.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:58
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Being white used to mean that I was Caucasian. Now it means I can't dance, gently caress, hang out, dress, understand other cultures, and I probably have my boot on someone else's back. It has somehow become a bad thing.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:59
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Doctor J Off posted:Being white used to mean that I was Caucasian. Now it means I can't dance, gently caress, hang out, dress, understand other cultures, and I probably have my boot on someone else's back. It has somehow become a bad thing. It must have went over your head that this is why when it's white it's alright.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:01
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Spanish Manlove posted:being white loving rules quote:Spanish I've got some bad news for you.
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Spanish Manlove posted:being white loving rules Yessir sucks the rest of the world can't get in on this
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Jan 14, 2015 23:02
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Doctor J Off posted:Being white used to mean that I was Caucasian. Now it means I can't dance, gently caress, hang out, dress, understand other cultures, and I probably have my boot on someone else's back. It has somehow become a bad thing.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:03
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Amateur Saboteur posted:i can't imagine anyone calling someone a racist unless they were speaking on race which in that case you should probably not talk about race being white because you likely have no idea what the gently caress you're talking about I'm prepared for down-votes. I am actually accountable for my actions. Just because I am white it is often assumed that I am racist. This is the most obviously ridiculous hypocrisy imaginable but it's true. If you are making an assumption about me based on my race - that's racist, but no, white people can't be the victims of racism. I am supposed to accept this because other white people have been racist, so it's fair to generalize about my entire race. I am supposed to hate racism among my own group, but tolerate it in another. In this way, I am forced to treat two groups differently according to their race.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:03
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That was the question the guard asked me. I looked at him despondently from my cell. "I don't know, I was born this way. This is the only way I've ever been." He gave me a funny look, like he didn't understand or was amused by my answer. Maybe he wanted me to beg for forgiveness, or try to argue that I was not really white as others had done. I didn't see the point in all of that. Being white was a crime-the only crime punishable by death-and I was ready to face my sentence.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:04
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Doctor J Off posted:I'm prepared for down-votes. I am actually accountable for my actions. Just because I am white it is often assumed that I am racist. This is the most obviously ridiculous hypocrisy imaginable but it's true. If you are making an assumption about me based on my race - that's racist, but no, white people can't be the victims of racism. I am supposed to accept this because other white people have been racist, so it's fair to generalize about my entire race. I am supposed to hate racism among my own group, but tolerate it in another. In this way, I am forced to treat two groups differently according to their race. same but its because im straight and homophobic
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Jan 14, 2015 23:06
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It's the opposite of being black. An analogy would be the difference between a chocolate milkshake and a vanilla milkshake.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:07
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Your problems aren't taken seriously, and you are simultaneously told how you have no problems, are privileged, and at the same time are responsible for all the evil in the world. People are allowed to discriminate against you with impunity based on your color, and the government takes your money and gives it to other people who are somehow oppressed by a system you are somehow responsible for, even though you pump gas at a service station and your boss is Mexican.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:07
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- if you are speeding in a neighborhood because there's a cop behind you and you just smoked a fat joint on the highway they'll pull you over and crack a few jokes because happy people keep a neighborhood white
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Jan 14, 2015 23:07
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Oh boo hoo op, its so hard to be a white. Heres a newsflash for you: even the poorest white is better off than the most well-off black. Take the richest blackest balck. Hes a poor sodden clomp of dirt compared to a white person literally dressed in rags. Compare this pile of ashes from the crematorium of a white person to a middle class retiree african american. The ashes are weay better, and the guy's loving dead. He's burned up in an urn and still gettig privileges that other races cannot even comprehend.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:13
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...its like 10,000 spoons when all u need is a white ....and as the plane crashed down he thouhgt "well at least i was white" isn't it ironic?
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Jan 14, 2015 23:15
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Oh boo hoo op, its so hard to be a white. Heres a newsflash for you: even the poorest white is better off than the most well-off black. Take the richest blackest balck. Hes a poor sodden clomp of dirt compared to a white person literally dressed in rags. Compare this pile of ashes from the crematorium of a white person to a middle class retiree african american. The ashes are weay better, and the guy's loving dead. He's burned up in an urn and still gettig privileges that other races cannot even comprehend. tbh i was extremely disappointed when i realized ralph ellison's invisible man turned out to be about a figuratively invisible man
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Jan 14, 2015 23:17
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I can ask cops for directions is p good man
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Jan 14, 2015 23:18
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Oh boo hoo op, its so hard to be a white. Heres a newsflash for you: even the poorest white is better off than the most well-off black. Take the richest blackest balck. Hes a poor sodden clomp of dirt compared to a white person literally dressed in rags. Compare this pile of ashes from the crematorium of a white person to a middle class retiree african american. The ashes are weay better, and the guy's loving dead. He's burned up in an urn and still gettig privileges that other races cannot even comprehend. I dunno the richest black dude is will smith who is basically white.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:22
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I have one black acquaintance whose opinions I repeat when I need a rhetorical defense for my racist opinions. It will never click with me that using him in this way communicates in the offing that I believe there exists a single, giant black hive mind made up of people from the caribbean, africa, asia, europe and brazil who all share identical opinions on all things at all times. Lol, just kidding. I have no black acquaintances at all, I just lie and say I do when I get called out on my racism. What's the point of being white if I can't just attribute words, feelings, and opinions to a minority group I never interact with? I'm white, so my audience will assume I speak with a level of authority.
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Jan 15, 2015 00:01
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my dad is white
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Jan 15, 2015 00:23
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i mean, it's pretty good.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:37
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I think it's ok. I don't mind it, y'know. I mean, it is what it is, right? Haha!
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Jan 15, 2015 04:49
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Doctor J Off posted:I'm prepared for down-votes. I am actually accountable for my actions. Just because I am white it is often assumed that I am racist. This is the most obviously ridiculous hypocrisy imaginable but it's true. If you are making an assumption about me based on my race - that's racist, but no, white people can't be the victims of racism. I am supposed to accept this because other white people have been racist, so it's fair to generalize about my entire race. I am supposed to hate racism among my own group, but tolerate it in another. In this way, I am forced to treat two groups differently according to their race. tipped your hand, dog
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Jan 15, 2015 04:50
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I like white.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:51
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do you ever see the thread you want to click on but by the time oyu click on the last read post link your mouse cursor has moved downwards and now you opened a whole different thread? well thats how i got here.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:56
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roll your windows up and lock your doors.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:57
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White's alright.
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Jan 15, 2015 05:11
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If I live in a place that is literally all white people, do I still get +1 to QOL for being white? (Asking for a friend).
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Jan 15, 2015 05:14
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Loknik posted:If I live in a place that is literally all white people, do I still get +1 to QOL for being white? (Asking for a friend). way more because youre now in scandinavia
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Jan 15, 2015 05:26
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White people are really into manners and then being rude when you're gone.
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Jan 15, 2015 05:29
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I would appreciate some tips at being better at being white Like how much mayonnaise is the right amount?
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Jan 15, 2015 05:34
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If any of you lowly POORS need me I'll be hangin out with all the other white folks in bohemian grove, sippin' on beers, and engaging in hardcore buttplay with other members of the power elite.
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Jan 15, 2015 05:39
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Someone post the privilege chart where the white transexual homeless person was like 5-6 rungs more privileged than the Billionaire Oil Sheik.
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Jan 15, 2015 05:45
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natetimm posted:White people are really into manners and then being rude when you're gone. Just assume all white people are lying unless they're being racist
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Jan 15, 2015 06:00
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Someone post the privilege chart where the white transexual homeless person was like 5-6 rungs more privileged than the Billionaire Oil Sheik.
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a white friend of mine has had an 8th or more of weed on him, on 2 occasions in the middle of smoking it, and been approached by cops four times and has 0 arrests here in glorious america i was pulled over for having a tail light out at like 10pm driving through east side a couple months back and when the cop saw that i was white he was visibly shaken and said he was sorry to bother me
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