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safer by the gallon! -flips over and kills everyone inside-
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I'll wait and buy someone's low mileage used one again when gas goes back up in two years since I don't commute
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Jan 15, 2015 05:43
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if you buy a car with high gas mileage you are an immensely self centered irresponsible fag
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Jan 15, 2015 05:57
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mine's got butt warmers for butt play on butt play sundays with the ol wife we keep it running in the garage because we wouldn't want the neighbors to see
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Jan 15, 2015 06:03
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My penis is so small that it's existence is mostly theoretical.
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penile girth is an illusion
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i laugh at people who have to bear the burden of a cumbersome penile appendage that is indisputably measurable in 3 dimensions
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FreudianSlippers posted:My penis is so small that it's existence is mostly theoretical. This is me. I am this thread and this post.
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Jan 15, 2015 06:11
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my penis resides inside my stomach so I drive this bad boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic
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My roommate works at a dealership and a dude came on the lot in his fairly-new SUV, looking for a bigger, better one. They had a car that met all his requirements, like EVERYTHING he wanted, but it wasn't the very most expensive one on the lot, it was the next one down...identical except in name and price, basically. And this dude shakes his head and says to my roommate, "Listen, I'm the kinda guy who has to drive the biggest and the best, you know?" And my roommate's like, "then why did you roll up onto my lot in a Kia Sorrento?" Long story short he tried to hose this guy on optional bullshit for his biggest and bestest car but literally no bank would give this fucker a loan because he buys a new SUV every 9 months cuz he's a loving idiot.
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Hi, I'm Dakota and personally, now that I totaled daddy's old SUV in an accident that TOTALLY WASN'T MY FAULT, I need a new SUV to hold all my workout stuff when I drive to the gym.
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Jan 15, 2015 14:01
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The best part about the 2000s was when every middle manager dipshit that had bought a suburban/expedition/hummer realized they could no longer afford the gas and had to sell their baby because I swear 90% of those huge SUVs got bought by mexican families and now I see these little latina ladies rolling around in blinged out navigators and poo poo with a bunch of kids in the back. living the american dream right there
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Jan 15, 2015 14:10
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umm hell yes i'm fuckin back baby
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Jan 15, 2015 14:13
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6600 pounds and less room than a suburban
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thathonkey posted:umm hell yes i'm fuckin back baby ready to bitch about how ALL the parking spots at the Costco are SO SMALL, JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH DID THEY MAKE THIS LOT FOR MIDGET CiRCUS CARS?!
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Jan 15, 2015 14:27
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how the gently caress
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Jan 15, 2015 21:34
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Al Harrington posted:my penis resides inside my stomach so I drive this bad boy my dick is loving massive and i drive a large truck to keep it safe, people who drive small cars have less to lose
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:The best part about the 2000s was when every middle manager dipshit that had bought a suburban/expedition/hummer realized they could no longer afford the gas and had to sell their baby Totally plan on doing this AGAIN in two years can't wait
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ANAmal.net posted:how the gently caress There's an open manhole, with just some kind of wire cage or something plugged into it. Possibly the top of a ladder or something to keep stuff from falling on the head of whoever is down the hole? Anyway the SUV hits it at speed and fails to overcome the obstacle gracefully.
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Hi my name is Wayne. I am a hot dog entrepreneur. I was going to buy a new SUV, but the cost of getting my business up and running only left me enough for some new rims for my F150.
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Jan 16, 2015 01:55
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I just wanted something that was good in the snow, you know? *drives exclusively on suburban streets and major highways*
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i'm a dim-witted dumbfuck who picked a stem major because i heard thats how you get rich, i work at a database company that was started by a frat brother of mine, i spend most of the day watching torrented HBO, i financed an escalade and have talked extensively about "using it to uber with" and "bringing girls to the club" but I've never actually done either because what few waking hours I don't spend at the office pretending to work, i spend at home playing games because I am a literal child. soon I will be in my mid-thirties, fat, with a broken dick, and will either turn my life around or kill myself
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Jan 16, 2015 02:21
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actually that could be a crosspost from the tech culture thread; it is a composite of several people I met working at a prominent sharing-economy company
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:6600 pounds and less room than a suburban you could probably fit more inside a honda fit than a hummer
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