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Because I would break the rules and make the nachos everybody wants them to make.
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let us know if you get the job
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gnarlyhotep posted:let us know if you get the job He won't unfortunately.
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no asians allowed in el chipotle
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:no asians allowed in el chipotle wtf
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because I won't freak out and kill the customers like some *gestures head to other interview candidate in waiting room*people
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Jan 15, 2015 02:31
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i like chipotle
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Jan 15, 2015 06:14
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I'm white and live near yuppie land. In other words I'm non threatening to the people that would frequent this place.
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Bacon Hat posted:i dream of pitting middle-aged dropouts against each other, provoking infighting among employees and management, and mindless intralocation competition was thinking about doing this as a hobby on the weekends and getting some cash at the same time. Right now I go to music stores or other dying businesses and have the clerk race me as I order the thing I'm holding on Amazon.
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when i had to get a lovely summer job at a restaurant they asked me if i had any relevant experience and i said "yeah my internship at an environmental consultantcy gave me over 100 lab hours mixing reagents and prepping/cleaning workspaces and thats pretty much the same poo poo you do here but with food instead of chemicals" she goes "uhhhh... yeah. okay, i can see that." got that job, left that job, farted on my way out
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Jan 15, 2015 06:53
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my pubes taste like garlic (or at least they def smell like it) so I can just smear/sprinkle them on everything
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*is Latino.
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Jan 15, 2015 07:03
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Hire me because I am willing to suck your dick.
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I can sometimes assemble a burrito with little to no human feces and/or other bodily fluids in it. Sometimes.
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In mexico 27% of burritos tested positive for hepatitis.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:In mexico 27% of burritos tested positive for hepatitis. mmm, authentic taqueria burritos with extra hepatitis
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are chipotles really a white thing? here in atlanta they're black as hell
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GBS Ambassador posted:Hire me because I am willing to suck your dick. quote:How to blow your job interview http://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-to-blow-your-job-interview/
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BluPotato posted:I can sometimes assemble a burrito with little to no human feces and/or other bodily fluids in it. Sometimes. overqualified sorry
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:"gonna eat a healthy chipotle lunch today" said Shelley, the blond midwestern white lady 1300 calories sounds good to me, then u just eat a light dinner and you're fuckin set think im gonna get chipotle for lunch today, thanks goons fwiw there are taquerias around but not in walking distance and they take forever to make the food, and their clientele is entirely white guilt motherfuckers trying to feel cultured.
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I was in the US a few months ago for the first time and I ended up at a Chilli's because I got confused and thought it was a Chipotle and I got a burger and they let me have it medium rare (!!!!) and it was pretty good. well that's my story.
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paranoid randroid posted:idk if the meat is even that bad really. i know its prepared sous vide, which would be a weird thing to do for you average mcdonalds caliber stuff. At my chipotle I can actually see the the dudes grilling all the meat; your Chipotle really cooks all the meat sous vide?
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actually i see a lot of mid to east asians at all the chipotles around here as customers. i think they figured out that calorie-wise it's not a bad price for a meal plus it has recognizable staple foods but they pour a cup of butter/oil into their 2lbs of cooked rice so gently caress 'em i guess
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check out the OP again. lol.
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Frank Jameso posted:check out the OP again. lol. local neighborhood man discovers weird trick to get Chipotle interview
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thunderspanks posted:I was in the US a few months ago for the first time and I ended up at a Chilli's because I got confused and thought it was a Chipotle and I got a burger and they let me have it medium rare (!!!!) and it was pretty good. well that's my story. Did the health gestapo ban that in your country..ive never not been able to get a burger medium rare in the us.
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Jan 17, 2015 00:34
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i have a secret technique.
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FizFashizzle posted:are chipotles really a white thing? Well in Atlanta you guys have Willy's Burritos in the white areas, which is a superior-tasting burrito chain, for the discerning racist.
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giogadi posted:At my chipotle I can actually see the the dudes grilling all the meat; your Chipotle really cooks all the meat sous vide? cooked sous vide and reheated on site, according to some real blowjobby articles about chipotle revolutionizing the yadda yadda whatever
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Jan 17, 2015 00:39
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I'm Caucasian and unoffensive
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Jan 17, 2015 01:01
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i can name all the animals you serve the meat from
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FizFashizzle posted:are chipotles really a white thing? ive never been in a chipotles with more white people than nonwhite
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i think i'd be a good candidate to work at chipotle because i probably wont stick my dick in the guacamole
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I hardly ever have taken dumps in any of the cooking pots. Can YOU say that, Mr. Boss Man?
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