german woman has 10,000cc breast implants weighing 20 pounds each

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anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

"The Daily Dot posted:

As anyone who has tried to give a piggyback to a drunk person on the way home from a party knows, bigger is not always better. One person who definitely doesn�t abide by that dictum is Mayra Hills, a.k.a. Beshine (NSFW), a 31-year-old German woman and Reddit folk hero who has a very special gift�or, more accurately, two.

Beshine is an adult model and camgirl who has what she claims is the largest pair of augmented breasts in the world. (The world�s largest natural breasts belong to Annie Hawkins-Turner, a.k.a. Norma Stitz, who reportedly wears a 52I bra, the largest ever made.)

If you�re dubious of this claim, consider this: Beshine wears a 32Z bra. Her measurements are 59-28-36. And her breasts weigh about 20 pounds each, or approximately the weight of a small dog. Imagine walking around all day with two Bichon Frises strapped to your chest. Such is the plight of Beshine.

At the risk of sounding judgmental or body-shamey, you�d probably think that Beshine�s proportions are just a little too freakish for even the most mammary-obsessed man to find them attractive. Well, you�d be wrong. Beshine has a slavish social following, with 122,000 followers on Twitter and more than 500 subscribers of her own subreddit, /beshine.

Although Beshine has already been under the knife at least twice, fortunately for her fans, it�s likely that she�ll be able to go much larger. In a recent Twitter exchange, she indicated that her doctor said she could increase her breasts from 10,000 cc implants to 50,000 ccs, �if I slow down my traveling schedule to very little.�

You probably won�t be able to move at all, Beshine, let alone travel. But I guess if you�re gonna dream, dream big. Show the children what a German lay with disposable income and body dysmorphic disorder can do if she puts her heart and soul into it.

drat this lady has huge titties

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:20

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Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Those armpits are a real turn on.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:21

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

shes' living her dream op

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:22

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

those things have got to weight more than 20 lbs each

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:23

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

She's hosed in the head. Gross.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:24

NihilismNow: Aug 31, 2003

She needs that workout to strengthen her core or she couldn't stand up straight.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:24

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

gon do this with my balls

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:24

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

aaaaand I came

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:24

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

would

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

31 years old. Hahaha.
A half-second glance at your face says you're a chain-smoking 46 year old.

Edit:
Also, should you NWS the first pic because of the nipples? the ones that are barely identifiable and grotesque parodies of themselves?

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 15, 2015

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Wuerde

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:26

Mahuum Aqoha: Jan 15, 2004; SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!; Fun Shoe

I want to hear the sound it would make if she fell on top of them and they burst open.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:27

Gumdrop Larry: Jul 30, 2006

I wouldn't think her skin would allow this to happen.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:27

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Would it be possible for the plastic surgeon to lose their medical license if she ends up breaking all her ribs or something?

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:28

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Gumdrop Larry posted:

I wouldn't think her skin would allow this to happen.

that was my thought as well

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:28

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Gumdrop Larry posted:

I wouldn't think her skin would allow this to happen.

That's not any more skin than some 300 lb ham beast.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:28

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Mein Eyes! posted:

would

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:28

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

euphronius posted:

That's not any more skin than some 300 lb ham beast.

yeah but they prolly had to stretch it out really hard

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:29

Jabronie: Jun 4, 2011; In an investigation, details matter.

reddit folk hero

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:29

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

rip

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:29

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

euphronius posted:

That's not any more skin than some 300 lb ham beast.

yea but im thinking it had to stretch a lot faster

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:29

Ragtime Cthulhu: Dec 11, 2014

Well, at least inflation fetishists finally have a real-life champion

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Blue Raider posted:

yea but im thinking it had to stretch a lot faster

I think they increase the size over time

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:30

Jabronie: Jun 4, 2011; In an investigation, details matter.

i like this one where you can almost discern a human being

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:30

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

my real question is if the skin rips would the titty material fall out

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:31

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

I wanna see the pics of her post-stretch pre-implant.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:31

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Think how saggy those tits are going to be when she inevitably has to have the implants removed one day.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:35

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

She looks disgusting but I support what she's doing and I think it's cool that people like this exist just to push boundaries.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:35

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

when will we be able to use stem cells to make boobs bigger

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:36

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

i want to stab one of her boobs and see what happens to it

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:36

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i want to stab one of her boobs and see what happens to it

that's too... edgy

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:41

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

like a typical white girl, has no butt lol. loving white people

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:45

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

jesus christ that is a horrifying monstrosity of the human form and the worst part is that compared to her face the breasts arent even the worse part yeesh

thats a harsh loving 31, yo

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:46

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

im the sickly bloodstarved peeling titskin in this pic

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:48

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

who are the gross fatty white men who like this poo poo

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:48

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

jesus christ that is a horrifying monstrosity of the human form and the worst part is that compared to her face the breasts arent even the worse part yeesh

thats a harsh loving 31, yo

shes one of the hun. if college taught me anything its that non american women age like horses asses

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:49