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*saline Watch "Breastmen". It has the guy from American Beauty/Revolution in it. It's about the first boob jobs. 7/10. watched twice.
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VendaGoat posted:
btw fournier's gangrene is gangrene of the genitalia.
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spacemang_spliff posted:btw fournier's gangrene is gangrene of the genitalia. You almost got me to google it.
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FaradayCage posted:*saline Breastmen is the only good thing David Schwimmer has ever been a part of.
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anchoress posted:thats hot would one of them (the one who isn't artifically deformed)
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Jan 15, 2015 07:53
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 I always wondered what Beavis's mom would look like
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going to get a ridclous dick implant to top this. and then breast implants. and then a ken doll or barbie surgery.
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anchoress posted:drat this lady has huge titties
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Jan 15, 2015 08:22
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pfft, bee stings
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Can she fit through standard doors? Which opiate at what dose does she take to deal with the back pain?
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It would probably be a lot better for her spine if they moved one of the boobs to the back for counterbalance
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I prefer Minka. She's hilarious, and a tennis champion to boot. This here lady is 31? Eeeech...
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imagine waking up every day and having to look at that body in the mirror and be too embarrassed to admit to yourself that it looks like poo poo so you just keep lying to yourself about looking hot and young and like barbie she's a skinny early 30s girl with huge tits but has to go through the same kind of self-disgust every morning that a 60 year old obese man experiences
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Do It Once Right posted:31 years old. Hahaha. A truck stop prostitute's 31. theyarestupidcunts.tumblr.com posted:
Geez...this guy ever get laid?
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Jan 15, 2015 08:45
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all that and she couldn't get her beak fixed
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I like her nose. She's not hideous-looking. I feel bad I disparaged her now…
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.fetlife.com Hurry up baby… My husband is sitting at the bar waiting for me… Give me your cum… Fill my fertile unprotected pussy … Give me the baby I’ve wanted for so long … Oh yes that’s it… Unload those heavy balls… That’s it yes yes yes…. Oh gently caress I’m cumming……..
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I.C. posted:I prefer Minka. She's hilarious, and a tennis champion to boot. This man has good taste in women and titties.
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I think she's onto something. If you're a moderately attractive woman with low prospects, why would you work bad jobs for worse pay when you can augment yourself in such a way that weird fetishists will pay $30 a month to watch you go shopping? If the internet has taught me anything its that if you can find a niche that people will beat off to you can make out like a bandit.
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out and about at home 
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anchoress posted:out and about Sweet Dee got a boob job? Bird.
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October Revolution posted:Hurry up baby… My husband is sitting at the bar waiting for me… Give me your cum… Fill my fertile unprotected pussy … Give me the baby I’ve wanted for so long … Oh yes that’s it… Unload those heavy balls… That’s it yes yes yes…. Oh gently caress I’m cumming……..
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look on the lines on those, those are not boobs there some kind of alien orb capsule, soon a baby alien will come out of one and then the other
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When you've purposefully turned yourself into a Skyrim mod, it's time to stop and get help.jackyl posted:seems like it would be tough to bang her, I mean, I'm hung and all but still If you think you'll be doing anything but simply titty-loving her you're crazy. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 15, 2015 |
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geno1173 posted:That's not a pair of tits ... Wanna do that trench run. I bet I can hit her exhaust port. Detonate those fully functional stations. I'll give her a shot that will be one of a million. Shall I kill myself now?
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a hole-y ghost posted:look on the lines on those, those are not boobs there some kind of alien orb capsule, soon a baby alien will come out of one and then the other Looking at this picture makes me gasp for air involuntarily. Like I'm imagining trying to sleep at night with those things slowly stretching the skin off my ribcage. On your back? Nope, that's a combined weight of around 60 lbs on your chest, can't breathe. On stomach? AHAHAHAHAHA. On side? I guess you'd have to, but just trying to work yourself into a position comfortable enough to alleviate the strain of those things would be a difficult trial and error. She must shove like nineteen pillows under and next to and between various body crevices just to be able to take the weight off to sleep. Also the very first picture ITT, I saw her tit and no joke, first thing I thought of was a pregnant zombie woman's stomach. Like all distended and grey-skinned and veiny, with something abominable and unnatural being carried inside. But on the plus side, she can let her shirt ride down as far as she wants because there is just NO nipple left on either of those things. Precious inches of skin formerly dedicated to nipples have now joined the fight against gravity and stretched to their breaking point to contain the bags and bags of saline inside of her. The only way you can identify the formerly nippled area is a slight reddening, the size of a lid for a jumbo peanut butter jar from Costco. YOU A FUCKING HAT fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jan 16, 2015 |
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anchoress posted:here's a nice sideboob shot These look like something you'd blow up in a game to keep baby monsters from spawning.
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AssassinPrincess posted:Looking at this picture makes me gasp for air involuntarily. Like I'm imagining trying to sleep at night with those things slowly stretching the skin off my ribcage. On your back? Nope, that's a combined weight of around 60 lbs on your chest, can't breathe. On stomach? AHAHAHAHAHA. On side? I guess you'd have to, but just trying to work yourself into a position comfortable enough to alleviate the strain of those things would be a difficult trial and error. She must shove like nineteen pillows under and next to and between various body crevices just to be able to take the weight off to sleep. I understand the appeal of enormous breasts - I think it's weird, but I get it. But when they're that big they also get veiny. That just makes it totally unsexy even if you are into oversized tits, doesn't it?
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Internet Kraken posted:
That picture above chafes me so bad because her armpit is literally sliding out from under her arm and down the side of her "boob". Imagine having to shave a triangular patch of hair that grows on the side of your ribcage. Also: anchoress posted:out and about "These are my nerdy glasses, so I look smart."
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AssassinPrincess posted:But on the plus side, she can let her shirt ride down as far as she wants because there is just NO nipple left on either of those things. Precious inches of skin formerly dedicated to nipples have now joined the fight against gravity and stretched to their breaking point to contain the bags and bags of saline inside of her. The only way you can identify the formerly nippled area is a slight reddening, the size of a lid for a jumbo peanut butter jar from Costco. 
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:I think she's onto something. If you're a moderately attractive woman with low prospects, why would you work bad jobs for worse pay when you can augment yourself in such a way that weird fetishists will pay $30 a month to watch you go shopping? Some makeup artist or costume guy in Hollywood must be able to provide a prosthetic facsimile impossible to distinguish from real boobs when photogtaphed. It would be much cheaper, more comfortable, temporary, and without the health risks of extreme surgery. That would be a really disturbing sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire.
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William Bear posted:Some makeup artist or costume guy in Hollywood must be able to provide a prosthetic facsimile impossible to distinguish from real boobs when photogtaphed. 2 beach balls+a shitton of foundation
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