Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
i am very cross with you

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

I'm going to bust out your rear end. Your rear end is grass, and I'm going to smoke your rear end like a joint, and I'm going to bust out of that joint.

So watch it, mate.

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
I'm going to make you apologetic, friend

Knorrren
Sep 8, 2014

You take that back! ...or else I will.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
I AM GOING TO GET YOU

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm feeling a mad case of food poisoning coming on and u a turkey

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

yeah thats right buddy, keep driving, this area is no parking from 9am to 8pm

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

why dont you come up to my face and say that again? My tinnitus is acting up again

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i am anita sarkiesian and i believe that you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You're lucky you have a cute butt, because you're going to have to kiss it goodbye in ten seconds.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i wibble and i wobble but i won't fall down tot he likes of u

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you keep pushing my buttons like this, buddy, eventually you're gonna hit the one marked "kill mode" and you're not gonna like what happens next.

You must be a crash test dummy because you're cruising for a bruising.

I'm gonna gently caress you up so bad, people will think you're the ending of Mass Effect 3.

You won't look so bright once I punch your lights out.

Watch out, bro, or your health meter is gonna end up looking like my beer *guzzles but does not finish beer*

Guess what, Candyass: Halloween's comin' early and you're about to be passed out.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jan 15, 2015

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Keep making those speech checks and I'll start rolling initiative.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, your appointment is across town in half an hour. :)

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
my foot is about to bring aggressive civil law actions against your rear end

your rear end has been served with a summons to boot court

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
You'd better be careful or your eggs might not be served the way you prefer.

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
DPR Korea's nuclear program.

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
Something Awful Dot Com forum probations

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I will come.
So watch out.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i gotta fist full of salt and an rear end full of pepper and you're about to become a seasoned professional

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
You mock me now but you'll rue the day!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you wanna hurt? cause maybe

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

My fists are weapons of rear end destruction. Your rear end.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hey buddy. Hey. You're cruisin' for a bruisin', buddy.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
oh yeah? You wanna take this outside?

At a later date, at a more convenient time for your and my schedules?

OK?

Yes?

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
I'd be careful if I were you, assuming I retained my personality when I was transferred to your body

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
You ever know what it feels like to make a grown man cry? Cuz you're about to find out.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
A dude told me he was going to rape me after I gave him poo poo in wow. It's been 8 years bitch when you coming?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
looks like your flight to Me Not Kicking You is going to have a layover in Buttkick City

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
My dad can beat your dad.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Your rear end is ice cream and it's about to take a lickin'.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Just you keep piquing my emotions, friendo.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i've sucked dicks bigger than you for breakfast

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
You. Are. So. Lucky.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Why I oughta.......



social vegan posted:

*aggressively eats corndog in front of you*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Open wide; you're about to eat a knuckle sandwich.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You'd better buy some kleenex, you'll need them when I'm done with you.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I'm gunna ram this bottle so far up my rear end that it'll come out your mouth

wait

your rear end

my mouth

no

my rear end

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I'll tell you this: my dad said he had to beat off your dad and 3 other guys behind the bar last night, so watch it m8

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

You keep up this cock-of-the-walk act and I'll have your guts for garters.

Your rear end is like soft dough, but when I'm done pounding you, it'll be hard as bread.

Watch out, friend. My sensei told me that I'm...

  • Locked thread